Ok, I fucked up... try this thread instead...
 

I'm looking for a Ja<b></b>va<b></b>scri<b></b>pt that will dump the browser tool bars and scrollbars, and give me total control, upon opening.

I CAN NOT use the jav<b></b>ascr<b></b>ipt on the page that is opening the html doc. The hahahahahahahahahaha needs to be on the page that is being opened.

Know what I mean? Normally you'd add the code in the head of page "A" and in the link that goes to page "B" you can reference the Jav<b></b>asc<b></b>ript. Well, I am NOT able to do that in this situation, and so I need the code to be on page "B" so that when "B" opens it will dump the browser toolbars and scrollbars.


So far I've been able to lose the scrollbars, but not the toolbars.

Do you know of a script that can do that?

You would need a step in between. page A has the first link, page B contains the script you need and page C is your scriptless HTML. Grab the chromeless script from Microbians (they've been working on an Internet Explorer 6-compatible chromeless window), save it as an external .js file. Then try a < body onLoad=whatever.js > thing. Put all that on page B, and let it fire page C.

Of course, your page C html will still need to include the < body s c r o l l="no" > tag for the no-scroll bar thing.

Would that work?

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