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Ok, I have a template that I'm using. In the head area of my page I have a templatye layout. Then in the body I call to that hahahahahahahahahaha template many many times...

Basically table calls into a database and inserts a proper "number" when called.

Ok, so far so good... later down the page I call into this template table. And it works like a charm... However... the pages pop up into a full screen page.

My problem is this...
I want to pop those html docs in a new window and that also requires a hahahahahahahahahaha. I can open them in a new window, but I want to be able to ditch the scrollbars, and the browser toolbars, and size it properly. I'm able to resize it, and ditch the scrollbars by using an "onload" hahahahahahahahahaha in the body of the document being opened, but I can't ditch the browser tool bars.

A samples of the code looks like this...

[PHP]document.write('<td><a href="images/'+number+'/8.html" target="_blank"><img src="images/'+number+'/8.gif"></a></td>');[PHP]

I want to add a hahahahahahahahahaha in the middle of the href tag like this...

[PHP]document.write('<td><a href="hahahahahahahahahaha:popup('images/'+number+'/8.html')" target="_blank"><img src="images/'+number+'/8.gif"></a></td>');[PHP]

What happens is, the code sees that first parenthesi "(" and vomits an error. How do I get around that? Is it possible?

Or.. Or..

Does anyone know of a hahahahahahahahahaha that I can add to the html doc being opened that will dump the browser toolbars?