Just a newbie bitching and whining here, feel free to move along
 

Am I going insane? Everytime I think I am moving forward, I am always one step behind. It seems like I have been trying to get a gallery done for over 2 months, the first time I ordered from a really nice guy and something obviously was wrong with my inbox, because it never came through (it wouldn't accept the zip files. He was extremely generous and understanding) Now I ordered from another place and still nothing. Everyday goes by I check my email and go "CRAP another 24 hours wasted". I CAN'T move on to the next step if I can't get the gallery. I know she is busy, because I am not her only customer, but it's hard to be patient when you have so much to do. As you can tell from the name, NEWBIE, I am still trying to get it together. I'm not a millionaire like the rest of you and I can only work on a limited budget for now. So, all I need is a good cheap template that converts (from a website/business). I don't care if 200 other webmasters have it in a different color. As long as it is pretty, converts nicely, I get it within 48 hours and it has the quality to be submitted to Chokers site, then it is COOL. What do I have to do to get a template? Boohoo. I know I am whining, but I feel stuck and like I can't breathe! No more Stress. Please. Is this how it was for all beginning newbies? Someone tell me this will go away. What am I doing wrong?

I just Had to get that off my chest.

Learn to use photoshop.

No wait, we need more newbies like you.

Remember - good things come to those who wait...and wait and wait.

Boobies first..Information later :glugglug

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Oh no... you don't understand... you said newbie & it's Friday night, just wait till they get the pop corn out - & then Aaron, Boneprone, the Fly, Amp & the others start drinkin!!!

Welcome to GFY!

Did you see the smiley Bukake? Classic!

Let the designer know you have a deadline. It's either done in 48 hours or there's no sale.

You should learn to make your own or...

Go join SoulCash and download all the 100% free gallery templates you want :thumbsup

i second that motion!

I already paid and I don't want to piss off the designer byasking for a refund, though I will have no choice If I find another designer.

But that does make good sense when looking for a new designer. I forgot that I could request my own terms.

NWM

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I am learning! I finally got the hang of making a free site. I searched the net for free html courses and figured out what to do, then I redid my site. It is definetely not perfect. But I think it is more manageable than before. But the template thing, I can't quite learn how to do that. I mean I can do a blank template with pictures, but am clueless how to do the design on the top and sides (I made a jpg image and put it there, which I KNOW is wrong).

But, as far as the free templates from soulcash and other's I ruled them out a long time ago, because the TGP's I want to submit to do not allow Free hosted Galleries from sponsors.


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NWM

You fucking spammer, you beat me to it, I was gonna spam *cough* promote CJ's hosted galleries, lol.

People don't build their own galleries anymore?

Why would you when a CJ Bucks hosted gallery can convert better than 1:200 on our bandwidth?


HAH! Beat ya, Six Nine!

Because if I was a TGP submitter and not a TGP owner, I couldn't use them. ;)

And waiting two months for someone to build me a gallery would seem...silly.

Sign up, go to the promo section, load a hosted gallery: File > Save As... > Web Page, Complete > Save.

FTP, add recips, submit, go boat shopping.

just start a gfy design contest.. those seem to get quick results :glugglug

Anyways...

Don't people build their own galleries anymore?