I'm working on the 'Dirty Protest' principle... That while he can probably catch me, he will choose not actually make physical contact with me... Good Times
Wish me luck, especially with the part about getting out the dentists without paying
I actually did rip off my dental bib numb faced and all, got up out of the chair, stormed of a dental office and squealed out of the parking lot without paying a few months ago.. Different scenario though. I wasn't happy. Which reminds me, I need to call them up a bitch them out for having the nerve of sending me a bill.
PLEASE WAIT WHILE BIDEN ADMIN UNINSTALLS ITSELF.....
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I waited until he had finished, and then I feigned intestinal distress. Being the size I am, I wasn't able to get up from the chair myself without two helpers, so I proceeded to empty the last two curries I had eaten, directly into my pants
Obviously the smell was awful, and of course it was all over the chair and on the floor etc, so as they fussed to organize the cleanup, I acted like I couldn't help it and needed to get to the toilet for a cleanup myself...
Then, as soon as I was out the office I nipped out the fire door ! Free teeth ! Woot Woot ! Good times
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