got out of the county jail at 2am...my observations
 

my soon to be ex-wife got a trumped up domestic violence charge put on me. I got to the jail around 5 pm on wednesday and I didn't get out until 2 am this morning, where they didn't give me my money back (property room closed) and I had to walk home with a couple of niggas I met in jail..

I'm gonna beat the charge because my wife came to my bond hearing and talked about shit that had nothing to do with domestic violence...can you believe this bitch came to my bond hearing and said for all to hear, "HE RUNS A PORNSITE, BLACKVAGINAFINDER.COM". The judge told her she wasn't interested in what I did for a living...then my wife, the bitch tried to say that I wasnt paying her child support...All she did was piss off the judge...I get back to the room and all the other niggas who got arrested heard the hearing and they were like "DAMN, she put you out there".

Then the bitch tells the cops that I have a gun in the house (i'm a felon already). So that meant if they found a gun, I'd be still in jail right now and probably for the next 3 years..

Now even though I don't live with my wife, can you believe those cops had me handcuffed in the car while they let my wife walk throughout my house for like 15 minutes probably so she could find the gun she was talking about and put even more charges on me than this misdemeanor....thank god there isn't a gun in my house...

THEN when I get to the jail, the fucking cops are joking about the pornsite and are actually asking me questions on "what is it like to be a pornstar"? shit....

Man, I'm gonna make those cops look stupid on my hearing later this month...

If you do porn, DON'T marry a woman unless you have an airtight prenup....This bitch is trying to ruin me...so now I'm gonna have to ruin her....

Sad, truly sad that we can't even be civil about this shit...now i can't even be friends with the mother of my kids...and I'll have to destroy her in the process....

I met a 23 year old whiteboy in the county who fucked a 14 year old who said she was 18...He got six months in state prison and man he was scared to DEATH!! We were trying to tell him to calm the fuck down and it wouldn't be that bad but he wouldn't listen...He actually admitted to a cell full of niggas that he's scared and nervous...We told him to stop talking like that or they are gonna fuck him up in jail....I took a shower the same time he did and he actually wanted me to wait for him..He's too scared to even take a shower by himself.....

But I've seen that jail isn't all like television....now there are jails and prisons like television but the chances of you getting into anything more than a fight are slim...And this is my fourth time being arrested....

And it DOES help to be black in prison...especially a 245 pound black man....lord I'd hate to be a skinny white boy with no experience with prison...

http://www.twinkjailbait.com :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

I am 5 foot nothing, 100 and nothing, and white as cocaine, if I ever went to jail, it would probably be for fucking a 16 year old, and I think I would get completely owned, even in a small county jail

He will learn inside :-)

Sorry about your wife, but things like that usually dont happen overnight

Compassion rules!

I did 6 months in COUNTY a week after I turned 18. You can do up to a year in county here in Cincinnati. It was shitty.

Dudes that was there with me say they would rather do a year in prison, than do 6 months in county.

Here, they don't let you outside period. I didnt see the fucking sky for 177 days lol. It was really pure hell and I hope I never go through that shit again.

i did six days in county, i can hardly imagine 177 days. that shit sucked ass, i feel for you... i never wanna go back there again myself!

Yeh, being married in this biz is risky biz. Not good having an ex-wife that knows all your dirty little secrets.

Sorry to hear that man, I wish you where in NY State I can get anyone out real quick.

ouch, man.. see if you can't dig up some dirt on her, im sure you can agree on an arrangement ;)

Good luck!

Man, the children were voluntarily placed with me by child services. I have police, paramedics, child services social workers, my pastor, my landlord, etc. etc.....

This bitch is as good as cooked....

And to escortbiz....I'm glad you have some pull with the NY prison system....If I ever get locked up in NY, I'll be sure to demand access to a computer so that I can ICQ you

LOL

i sure as fuck wouldn't want to go to prison. lot of time to read i guess.

I heard you'll be releasing a CD titled "Dirty Showers"..

I don't think many people consider it a goal anyways. I've never been to, and hopefully never will. Although finnish prisons are not rough. Friend's done a few years for grand theft auto's.. All he did was work out, watch tv and play playstation. Not fun, but far from hollywood image/horrorstories. :)

Shit man, that sucks! If you need to talk or anything, you've got my #. Glad to hear you're out!!

I've got an old friend who's doing time in Grateford. I haven't spoken to him in about 7 or 8 years.

I hear it's some hard time in that facility.

you can always set her up somehow.

about the charge, what did you do? you werent beating her were you? good luck though.

It sucks to hear this. Good luck and I hope everything comes out okay and you are victorious.