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MuleScrote 05-02-2003 03:44 PM

I'm gonna be filthy rich!!
 
I guess some distant relatives died and I get alot of cash!

Here's the email:

**********
ATTENTION.


I am Barrister Seki Uba, a solicitor at law. I am
the personal attorney to Mr. Ralf Tronic,a national of
your country, who used to work with South Africa minning
Development Company in in South Africa.

On the 21st of April 2000, my client,his wife and
their only daughter were involved in a car accident
along sagbama express road.All occupants of the vehicle
unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I
have made several enquiries to your embassy here
to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this
has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to
track his last name over the Internet,
to locatany member of his family hence I
contacted you.I have contacted you to assist in recovering
the fund valued at US$15.6 million left
behind by my client before it gets confisicated or declared
unserviceable by the Bank where this huge amount were deposited.

The said Bank has issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin or have the account confisicated within the next
twenty one official working days.Since I
have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for
over2years now, I seek your consent to present
you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have
the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account
can be paid to you.
Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we
shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.
I have all necessary information and legal documents
needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your
honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.
I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement
that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me through my email:

best regards
barrister Seki Uba
**********


Isn't that great news ! :thumbsup

maxcom 05-02-2003 03:45 PM

lol i get that shit all the time, already sent my paperwork before you! haha!

AdultNex 05-02-2003 03:48 PM

Go with the flow, it's funny.

Machete_ 05-02-2003 03:48 PM

I still wonder how many fall for that stuff

MuleScrote 05-02-2003 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk
I still wonder how many fall for that stuff
What are you trying to say?

:glugglug

Yo Adrian 05-02-2003 03:52 PM

Dude you're so lucky....I wish I could get an email like that...

nobull 05-02-2003 03:53 PM

I'll give you my bank account if i can have 10%

Frank Rizzo
acct#: 342186005
Fleet National Bank
Boston, MA

MuleScrote 05-02-2003 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yo Adrian
Dude you're so lucky....I wish I could get an email like that...
:Kissmy

sltr 05-02-2003 04:01 PM

d00d1

they tracked you down on the net??

nice.

you so scored.

Machete_ 05-02-2003 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote


What are you trying to say?

:glugglug

Its the "Nigeria letter" only 25 million kopies send around the world (in case you werent joking)

BJ 05-02-2003 04:19 PM

even if it converts at 1:100,000 w./ the right account those mails are worth it

MuleScrote 05-03-2003 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk


Its the "Nigeria letter" only 25 million kopies send around the world (in case you werent joking)

Don't worry, I had the Nigeria letter too and I never got that money either :Graucho

detoxed 05-03-2003 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds
even if it converts at 1:100,000 w./ the right account those mails are worth it
My summer home in Nigeria would pay off someday, i knew it!

mule 05-03-2003 12:16 AM

I have a standard reply that I send to these dorks. if they bite, I string them along for a while, when they want my address and telephone # to clinch the deal I give them the address and # of the police station down the road from me. Feel free to use it, it's fun when you're bored :)

Dear Mr (insert name)

I was most surprised and delighted to receive your letter. It comes as an absolute godsend, as I have been in a quandary for quite some time as to how I could salvage my finances for the rest of this year. I am not sure if you are totally familiar with the details of my financial situation, so I will summarise them for you.

When my father, Lord Douglas Hepplewhaite, married my mother, Lady Cordelia Fernackerpan-Featherstonehaugh, it was very much against the wishes of my paternal grandfather, who promptly disowned my father. My parents then relocated to Kinshasha, where my father went to work for my mother's uncle
Patrique DeRuddere, as accountant for the small diamond-mine that he operated. Things went well for some time, until uncle Patrique was attacked and severely injured by a gorilla. He died a few days later. Upon the reading of his last will and testament it transpired that he had left everything (his house in the Congo, the diamond mine and all concessions, as well as his estate outside Gent in Belgium) to my parents.

Being quite wealthy now, my parents moved to Dorsett in the United Kingdom (which is where I was born soon thereafter), and were welcomed back into the family by my grandfather...I suppose he was lonely after the death of my grandmother 2 years previously, and decided to renew the blood ties. I was 5 years old when the troubles in the Congo started, and my parents went back there to try and salvage what they could. That turned out to be a very unwise decision, as they were both killed in the subsequent uprising.

As my grandfather was now my legal guardian, he took over my care. The money that I inhereited from my parents (the proceeds of the diamond mine, which had been nationalised by the new Congolese government, and the proceeds of the sale of the estate in Belgium as well as the estate in Dorsett) was put
into trust at Lloyds of London, where it has been accrueing steadily all these years. I lived on my grandfather's estate in Surrey untill I went to finishing school in Switserland, and he died while I was there.

His will turned out to be rather odd. I was the sole heir, but all the money was put into the same trust with my previous inheritence. (The paintings and art-work, which I belive is worth quite a bit of money as well, at least the Van Goghs and the Rembrandt and the Ming vases are, all went into storage) I
suppose he didn't think much of my business acumen, because he stipulated in his will that I was to receive only the interest from the money in the trust. The trust would be dissolved if I were to marry, but only if the marriage were to last at least 10 years, or otherwise on the first of January 2004. As I never married, the trust, apart from the interest, has been untouched to date, and the money will be released early next year.

I have been living in Amsterdam for quite some years now, running a small art gallery. Up until a year ago I have managed to get by on the interest from the trust, (which comes to about 3000 Pounds Sterling per month), and the proceeds of my gallery, but the last year has been very difficult. The switch from the Guilder to the Euro has caused all prices to rise sharply, and I have not been selling much from the gallery. I still have almost a whole year to go before I can have access to the money in the trust, and
quite frankly I was getting rather worried about my finances.

That is why I was so delighted to receive your letter. It is a unique
opportunity for me, as the 20% you mentioned should just tide me over nicely until January.

Please let me know how to proceed.

Yours sincerely
Penelope-Ann Hepplewhaite

Paul Markham 05-03-2003 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk
I still wonder how many fall for that stuff
Wish I could meet a few of them, would sell them Manhattan Island.

Baal 05-03-2003 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule
That is why I was so delighted to receive your letter. It is a unique
opportunity for me, as the 20% you mentioned should just tide me over nicely until January.

Please let me know how to proceed.

Yours sincerely
Penelope-Ann Hepplewhaite

Aww, I was hoping your response was either leading up to you (Miss Hepplewhaite) asking to marry him to release the funds, or at least telling him that you could somehow release all of your funds into HIS bank account and letting him keep the 20%, then pulling the same scam back on him.

Machete_ 05-03-2003 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Wish I could meet a few of them, would sell them Manhattan Island.
hahahahahah


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