Don't fuck African baboons
 

I thought herpes was bad:

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993694

What nationality would you recommend?

I am now trying to remember if I behaved myself last time I was out that way!

It's sad, but I can't stop laughing!

There goes my summer vacation..

Try anything from South America. They are easy but they make you wrap your tallywacker first. North American baboons are the best but the last time I tried that zoo security almost called the cops

i just did a little research and found out the one i fucked was south american, thank god.