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$5 submissions 10-06-2018 04:24 PM

Would you pay 2 million GBP for art that SHREDS itself?
 
Apparently, that's the case. Banksy embodies Andy Warhol's classic quote about Modern Art: "making MONEY IS art..."

freecartoonporn 10-06-2018 10:45 PM

if i am billionaire then might be but still nope, i would rather give to some cancer charity/research institute.,

CurrentlySober 10-07-2018 01:42 AM

Yeah well they didn't really did they?

They paid 1 Million for a spray painted stencil, that because of the frame and the surrounding publicity, is now worth double what they paid for it.

In other words, whoever paid 1 Million for that picture, had it double in value in less than 30 seconds. 1 Million profit in 30 seconds for doing nothing is a pretty sweet deal...

theS2O 10-07-2018 09:57 AM

Now that's insane amount of $ to spend for an artwork!

CurrentlySober 10-07-2018 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by theS2O (Post 22345978)
Now that's insane amount of $ to spend for an artwork!

Not if it's going to double in value in less than 30 seconds... :2 cents:

celandina 10-08-2018 07:42 AM

Why not? Idiots like that paid for Jeff Koonz Ballon Dog $ 58 million...( about 43 mil. Gbp)

https://d2jv9003bew7ag.cloudfront.ne...-Sculpture.jpg

And this one of his artworks? Do not ask, just weep !

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d3/43/b4/d...jeff-koons.jpg

CaptainHowdy 10-08-2018 02:53 PM

The state of art is, indeed, in shreds . . .

dyna mo 10-08-2018 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22346307)
Why not? Idiots like that paid for Jeff Koonz Ballon Dog $ 58 million...( about 43 mil. Gbp)

https://d2jv9003bew7ag.cloudfront.ne...-Sculpture.jpg

And this one of his artworks? Do not ask, just weep !

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d3/43/b4/d...jeff-koons.jpg

balloon dog is brilliant and deserves its rightful place in modern art.

the other piece I have not seen nor am familiar with.

thirdworldxxx 10-08-2018 03:38 PM

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5e/6f...912ca57731.jpg

dillfly2000 10-08-2018 06:23 PM

I forgot to take out the trash and it's piling up. ART

$5 submissions 10-09-2018 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22346307)
Why not? Idiots like that paid for Jeff Koonz Ballon Dog $ 58 million...( about 43 mil. Gbp)

https://d2jv9003bew7ag.cloudfront.ne...-Sculpture.jpg

And this one of his artworks? Do not ask, just weep !

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d3/43/b4/d...jeff-koons.jpg

Classic Pop Art

$5 submissions 10-09-2018 12:20 AM

Is this dude a hater or does have a point?

celandina 10-09-2018 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22346525)
balloon dog is brilliant and deserves its rightful place in modern art.

the other piece I have not seen nor am familiar with.

He encases vacuum cleaners in acrylic and charges massive amounts....just check jeffkoons.com :1orglaugh

....but as they say: " a sucker is born every minute" !

BTW this doggie .... about 25 cents..:1orglaugh

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BxvWeY02FAY/maxresdefault.jpg

CaptainHowdy 10-09-2018 07:12 AM

Blame it on Marcel Duchamp . . .

dyna mo 10-09-2018 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22346845)
He encases vacuum cleaners in acrylic and charges massive amounts....just check jeffkoons.com :1orglaugh

....but as they say: " a sucker is born every minute" !

BTW this doggie .... about 25 cents..:1orglaugh

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BxvWeY02FAY/maxresdefault.jpg

just because you don't get art/can't afford it doesn't mean those who do are suckers. moreover, it's investment level art. it appreciates, making it a smart investment.

I've met dozens and dozens of people like you who can't find a way to enjoy modern art so they need to lash out at those of us who do and call us suckers. it's a shame.

dyna mo 10-09-2018 07:27 AM

besides, do you really think that the guy who spent $50 million misses the money? $50m is nothing to a lot of people these days.

NatalieK 10-09-2018 06:14 PM

but now you get idiots trying to copy the shredded work with their 40grand prints, making them worth a quid! :)

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-new...box=1539129126

nutter :thumbsup

Matt-ADX 10-09-2018 06:33 PM

Yes, because now given how viral this went that thing is worth 5 times as much.

$5 submissions 10-09-2018 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt-ADX (Post 22347204)
Yes, because now given how viral this went that thing is worth 5 times as much.

Gotta love Capitalism, bro.

If that dude tried that shit in the Soviet Union under Stalin, he'd probably get a bullet through the brain.

Capitalism = rewards innovation/creativity/disruption

Communism = not so much

pimpmaster9000 10-09-2018 07:48 PM

Google "artists shit"...he made like 300.000$ selling his own canned shit...

Art lovers are dumb fucks...when you listen to them it hurts your brain...

CurrentlySober 10-10-2018 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22347240)
Google "artists shit"...he made like 300.000$ selling his own canned shit...

It's not ALL from art lovers though. I mean, where else can you legally purchase someone else's shit and not get looked down upon for it?

I would have bought the lot, if i could a4d it...

O MARINA 10-10-2018 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22346307)
Why not? Idiots like that paid for Jeff Koonz Ballon Dog $ 58 million...( about 43 mil. Gbp)

https://d2jv9003bew7ag.cloudfront.ne...-Sculpture.jpg

And this one of his artworks? Do not ask, just weep !

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d3/43/b4/d...jeff-koons.jpg




All of this is absurd lol
what kind of glue stick is this Jeff on?

celandina 10-10-2018 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 22347378)
All of this is absurd lol
what kind of glue stick is this Jeff on?

...glue stick which made him millions I guess he has the art conniseurs like Dynamo sniff it :1orglaugh

celandina 10-10-2018 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22346873)
besides, do you really think that the guy who spent $50 million misses the money? $50m is nothing to a lot of people these days.


A true billionaire and the art conniseur has spoken :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://afinde-production.s3.amazona...25b96acae1.jpg

dyna mo 10-10-2018 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22347425)
...glue stick which made him millions I guess he has the art conniseurs like Dynamo sniff it :1orglaugh

I'm not going to apologize for appreciating art.

try and enjoy some sometime. maybe attend an art museum.

dyna mo 10-10-2018 07:53 AM

just to blow some minds

https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/s...uTLluVwaqL.jpg

Fountain is sculpture produced by Marcel Duchamp in 1917: a porcelain urinal signed "R.Mutt" and titled Fountain. In April 1917, an ordinary piece of plumbing chosen by Duchamp was rotated 90 degrees on its axis and submitted for an exhibition of the Society of Independent Artists, the first annual exhibition by the Society to be staged at The Grand Central Palace in New York.

The work is regarded by art historians and theorists of the avant-garde as a major landmark in 20th-century art.

dyna mo 10-10-2018 08:01 AM

whoops, people didn't get Picasso either

"With Les Demoiselles d'Avignon, the Spanish painter Pablo Picasso offends the Paris art scene in 1907. Showing his eight-foot-square canvas to a group of painters, patrons, and art critics at his studio, Picasso meets with almost unanimous shock, distaste, and outrage.

The painter Matisse is angered by the work, which he considers a hoax, an attempt to paint the fourth dimension. "It was the ugliness of the faces that froze with horror the half-converted," the critic Salmon writes later.

The painter Derain comments wryly, "One day we shall find Pablo has hanged himself behind his great canvas."

https://www-tc.pbs.org/wgbh/cultures...icasso_big.jpg

celandina 10-11-2018 07:20 AM

Tate museum of modern art.. flies and cows head..
Right up of Dynamo alley...

http://www.mrexhibition.net/wp_mimi/...otoblog900.jpg

dyna mo 10-11-2018 07:39 AM

I'm not shocked you need to try and insult people who enjoy art.

dyna mo 10-11-2018 07:44 AM

I do always feel a tinge of sadness whenever I cross paths with someone who not only can't pause and appreciate and reflect on art for a moment but also need to attack those who do.

celandina 10-14-2018 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22347961)
I do always feel a tinge of sadness whenever I cross paths with someone who not only can't pause and appreciate and reflect on art for a moment but also need to attack those who do.


Hey, that is TATE MODERN in London....I am sure all of your friends appreciate this piece of art, looks like they all are mesmerized...:1orglaugh

dyna mo 10-14-2018 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22349384)
Hey, that is the TATE MODERN in London....I am sure all of your friends appreciate this piece of art...:1orglaugh


I know that. I've been to the Tate. Sorry you can't/are unwilling to understand the value to society of art.


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