Swoit spammed my pet iguana
 

Its bad enough that my pet lizard has to deal with an infinite amount of spam from dudes hawking herbal viagara, mortgage refinancing, and free fucking mp3 players but this takes the cake.

This morning SWOIT sent a spam to my green and scaly pet iguana. How will I ever explain the visions of pornography that I sought so long to keep my little green monster from seeing?

Perhaps i should tape up my lizards eyes...or maybe i should home school the little pecker...he's just a tiny baby lizard and god help him from seeing anything that i havent strictly regulated or approved. Sure it might be extremely hypocritical of me to work in this business and then criticize SPAM - but that only reinforces my own ignorance of how the foundation of this industry was built. In fact...I'm so stupid that Ill just sit here and let the government prosecute and arrest spammers. Yeah...they should do all the work. It shouldnt be up to anyone else but the government to make my decisions for me. Far be it from me to actually want to promote standards or legitimate alternative marketing avenues in the industry I work and profit from. I'll just sit back on my ass now and collect money instead of legitimately contributing something back to the business I collect a paycheck from. Why should the industry mature and self-regulate when I've got Hummers to buy, Plasma TVS to watch, and a goddamn new case of beer to buy?

This is an outrage. Youll be hearing from my veterinarian.

hahahah - my kind of humor - hahahaha

swoit killed my father, and raped my mother.

Quit using your computer to babysit your iguana.

Or better yet, install some iguana filtering software on your computer.

People think they can sit their iguanas in front of the computer without monitoring what their iguanas are viewing. Pathetic.

You just posted iguana porn to a public message board!

I'm reporting you to Adult Sites Against Iguana Porn.

Dammit....im busted.

poor iguana, ruined for life.

FetishTemptress is retarded.