Trump Supporter sues samsung for $1.8m after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina

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  • 2MuchMark
    Mark of 2Much.net
    • Aug 2004
    • 51083

    #1

    Trump Supporter sues samsung for $1.8m after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina

    For fuck sakes!

    An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she necessitated medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her vagina and was unable to retrieve it for 96 hours.

    Salma Briant, 39, claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amount to $1,168,000 and that she has suffered from severe psychological distress because of the whole ordeal.

    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wom...de-her-vagina/

    #TheTrumpEffect!
  • RedFred
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2016
    • 9782

    #2
    Grabbed her by the pussy!

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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38996

      #3
      Strange - I haven't had the slightest problem inserting and retrieving both of my samsungs from my ass... Weird...
      ️ ️

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      • jsmih
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2010
        • 334

        #4
        Interesting info in the story:

        Apple faced a similar lawsuit in 2014 after a man had attempted to swallow fourteen iPhones and ended up in the emergency room for mercury poisoning.

        Apple was eventually forced to legally specify that their products were not fit for human consumption and the man was conceded an undisclosed amount of money.


        Apparently stupidity does pay!

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        • nico-t
          emperor of my world
          • Aug 2004
          • 29901

          #5
          Nothing in that article says anything about supporting Trump. Why did you title your thread with fake information?

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          • SBJ
            So Fucking Fabulous
            • Apr 2003
            • 11377

            #6
            Originally posted by jsmih
            Interesting info in the story:

            Apple faced a similar lawsuit in 2014 after a man had attempted to swallow fourteen iPhones and ended up in the emergency room for mercury poisoning.

            Apple was eventually forced to legally specify that their products were not fit for human consumption and the man was conceded an undisclosed amount of money.


            Apparently stupidity does pay!
            My first thought is great now everytime I power up my S9 it will display a warning "for external use only!"

            and what the hell did they do to her that cost over a million? I was in a hospital for 25 days and had 3 surgeries early on and my bill was only $100k. But then again that was a decade ago and I'm sure costs have gone up.

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            • OneHungLo
              So Fucking Banned
              • May 2001
              • 40902

              #7
              C'mn Mark...not you too.

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              • Acepimp
                All Facts Matter
                • Jan 2012
                • 20342

                #8
                Article makes no mention of Trump or Trump supporters.

                Mark, are you even aware that this entire website is fake?

                World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

                So, fake Trump news on top of actual fake news. Nice!

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                • SBJ
                  So Fucking Fabulous
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 11377

                  #9
                  the comments on that article are funny.

                  OMG the pervert wants Samsung to pay her. She’s an idiot. The judge should just give her $20 and tell her to go buy a vibrator.

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                  • 2MuchMark
                    Mark of 2Much.net
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 51083

                    #10
                    Originally posted by nico-t
                    Nothing in that article says anything about supporting Trump. Why did you title your thread with fake information?

                    It just seems to fit. Like her phone/


                    Originally posted by OneHungLo
                    C'mn Mark...not you too.
                    You love it.

                    Originally posted by Acepimp
                    Article makes no mention of Trump or Trump supporters.

                    Mark, are you even aware that this entire website is fake?
                    No shit sherlock!

                    Originally posted by Acepimp

                    So, fake Trump news on top of actual fake news. Nice!

                    Keep the entertainment coming
                    But I thought you loved fake news?

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                    • astronaut x
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2011
                      • 4844

                      #11
                      whats her number?
                      Hello

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                      • Adraco
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2009
                        • 3745

                        #12
                        I have something else that she can try to fit... Not paying any damages though!
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                        • Hannes
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2016
                          • 1594

                          #13
                          No mention of a trump.

                          How is this relevant to Trump in any way?
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                          • brassmonkey
                            Pay It Forward
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 77390

                            #14
                            maybe she was trying to warm up her phone
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                            • Look Chang
                              Voyeur
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 3697

                              #15
                              Originally posted by brassmonkey
                              maybe she was trying to warm up her phone
                              To extend the life of the battery ...

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                              • nico-t
                                emperor of my world
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 29901

                                #16
                                While Mark Prince at first was a bit more reasonable than the other total lunatics one here, lately i see a slow descent in the disgusting bowls of the ignorant extremist anti Trump narrative instead of (what i expected because he seems intelligent) ultimately ascending above the bullshit into reality.

                                RIP Mark Prince... your mind wasn't strong enough to fend off the bullshit, it was resilient and it tried, but it was too weak and has collapsed under a big pile of it. Unfortunately another case of full blown TDS confirmed

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