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Vendzilla 09-22-2018 11:49 AM

Twatwaffle update
 
So this is an update to my twatwaffle post. I had a conversation with a black guy down in Laredo Tx a few days ago, we were talking motorcycles because of the tshirt I was wearing. He mentioned he has a sportster and I told him I looked like a monkey fucking a football on a sportster. From there the conversation got interesting. I told him my wife calls me monkey and I don;t see the whole racial thing about being called a monkey. He said that in his anthopology class in college, they were taught everyone is a monkey and didn't get it either and asked if I was from California where more people are sensitive to things like that. I just laughed, he also said that the left called Bush a monkey and anyone that has a problem with calling Obama that is a hypocrite.

SO this is where I started pondering with him, if the left base being racist solely on who we supported because they believe the president they support is racist, then I had to look at who they supported'

They supported Hillary Rodham Clinton who stated that she was mentored by Senator Robert Byrd who filibustered the 1964 civil rights act for 14 hours and 13 minutes. He also once held the title of Kleagle and Exalted Cyclops of the KKK.

Now I know you twatwaffles are going to want more, so here you go


1. “Hard-working white Americans” prefer her to Obama. In May 2008, Clinton told the USA Today that while Obama was leading the delegate race, she still had a broader political base. Unfortunately, she made that claim in explicitly racial terms, citing an Associated Press poll “that found how Senator Obama’s support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me.”

2. “Colored People’s Time.” Clinton appeared alongside left-wing New York City mayor Bill de Blasio at the annual Inner Circle Dinner this year, and joined in a racist joke based on a stereotype that black people are late for everything:

Clinton: I just have to say thanks for the endorsement, Bill. Took you long enough. [Laughter]

De Blasio: Sorry Hillary, I was running on C.P. time. [Audience gasps]

Host: I don’t like jokes like that.

As Mediate later noted, the cable news networks mostly ignored the racist joke.

3. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. wasn’t really THAT great. As she struggled to stop the Obama insurgency in the 2008 Democratic primary, Clinton tried to diminish Obama’s credentials as a “community organizer,” which had led some to draw connections between him and Dr. King. Clinton argued that it was really a professional politician, President Lyndon Johnson, who made the difference: “Dr. King’s dream began to be realized when President Johnson passed the Civil Rights Act”

4. “Ah don’t feel no ways TAHHHHHRD.” Clinton, like Vice President Al Gore, and indeed like President Obama himself, has a tendency to imitate what she believes to be an African-American accent when she speaks before black audiences. Obama, who grew up in Hawaii, at least has some cultural competence and experience, honed through practice in inner city Chicago. Clinton manages to sound condescending every time — most notoriously in this cringe-worthy clip from 2008.



5. Obama’s “slumlord,” and “super predators.” Losing traction in 2008, Clinton belatedly attacked Obama’s connection to fraudster and fundraiser Tony Rezko: “I was fighting against those [Reagan] ideas when you were practicing law and representing your contributor, Rezko, in his slum landlord business in inner city Chicago,” she said in a South Carolina debate. The remark was described as racist by Obama fans — as was her 1996 term for chronic criminals, “super predators.”


surmise it to say, if the people that are going to call those that support Trump a racist because of it are in fact themselves racist by their very own rules by supporting Hillary Rodham Clinton for president


So gofuckyouself you bunch of twatwaffle racists! LOL

DraX 09-23-2018 11:21 PM

Bump for twatwaffle's. Surprised no one took the time and comment. Perhabs a meme would have gotten their attention better.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/42/e5/ac/4...b8f241f3a1.jpg

brassmonkey 09-24-2018 12:40 AM

ok then...

beerptrol 09-24-2018 01:56 AM

thanks for the update you cheesy twatwaffle

crockett 09-24-2018 03:38 AM

TLDR summary Vendildo talked to a black guy and came to the conclusion he can call black people monkeys.

DraX 09-24-2018 04:53 AM

Twatwaffle

Quote:

Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...erm=Twatwaffle

PornDiscounts-V 09-24-2018 04:59 AM

Learn something new every day

astronaut x 09-24-2018 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 22338910)
So this is an update to my twatwaffle post.

Trying to defend the use of Monkey as a non derogatory term while promoting the word twatwaffle as a derogatory term.......


Priceless! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Are you from the future??

https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/008...5986460485.jpg

2MuchMark 09-24-2018 10:43 AM

methinks thou doth protest too much

Acepimp 09-24-2018 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vendzilla (Post 22338910)
surmise it to say, if the people that are going to call those that support trump a racist because of it are in fact themselves racist by their very own rules by supporting hillary rodham clinton for president

^^ Accurate

bronco67 09-24-2018 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 22338910)
So this is an update to my twatwaffle post. I had a conversation with a black guy down in Laredo Tx a few days ago, we were talking motorcycles because of the tshirt I was wearing. He mentioned he has a sportster and I told him I looked like a monkey fucking a football on a sportster. From there the conversation got interesting. I told him my wife calls me monkey and I don;t see the whole racial thing about being called a monkey. He said that in his anthopology class in college, they were taught everyone is a monkey and didn't get it either and asked if I was from California where more people are sensitive to things like that. I just laughed, he also said that the left called Bush a monkey and anyone that has a problem with calling Obama that is a hypocrite.

SO this is where I started pondering with him, if the left base being racist solely on who we supported because they believe the president they support is racist, then I had to look at who they supported'

They supported Hillary Rodham Clinton who stated that she was mentored by Senator Robert Byrd who filibustered the 1964 civil rights act for 14 hours and 13 minutes. He also once held the title of Kleagle and Exalted Cyclops of the KKK.

Now I know you twatwaffles are going to want more, so here you go


1. “Hard-working white Americans” prefer her to Obama. In May 2008, Clinton told the USA Today that while Obama was leading the delegate race, she still had a broader political base. Unfortunately, she made that claim in explicitly racial terms, citing an Associated Press poll “that found how Senator Obama’s support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me.”

2. “Colored People’s Time.” Clinton appeared alongside left-wing New York City mayor Bill de Blasio at the annual Inner Circle Dinner this year, and joined in a racist joke based on a stereotype that black people are late for everything:

Clinton: I just have to say thanks for the endorsement, Bill. Took you long enough. [Laughter]

De Blasio: Sorry Hillary, I was running on C.P. time. [Audience gasps]

Host: I don’t like jokes like that.

As Mediate later noted, the cable news networks mostly ignored the racist joke.

3. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. wasn’t really THAT great. As she struggled to stop the Obama insurgency in the 2008 Democratic primary, Clinton tried to diminish Obama’s credentials as a “community organizer,” which had led some to draw connections between him and Dr. King. Clinton argued that it was really a professional politician, President Lyndon Johnson, who made the difference: “Dr. King’s dream began to be realized when President Johnson passed the Civil Rights Act”

4. “Ah don’t feel no ways TAHHHHHRD.” Clinton, like Vice President Al Gore, and indeed like President Obama himself, has a tendency to imitate what she believes to be an African-American accent when she speaks before black audiences. Obama, who grew up in Hawaii, at least has some cultural competence and experience, honed through practice in inner city Chicago. Clinton manages to sound condescending every time — most notoriously in this cringe-worthy clip from 2008.



5. Obama’s “slumlord,” and “super predators.” Losing traction in 2008, Clinton belatedly attacked Obama’s connection to fraudster and fundraiser Tony Rezko: “I was fighting against those [Reagan] ideas when you were practicing law and representing your contributor, Rezko, in his slum landlord business in inner city Chicago,” she said in a South Carolina debate. The remark was described as racist by Obama fans — as was her 1996 term for chronic criminals, “super predators.”


surmise it to say, if the people that are going to call those that support Trump a racist because of it are in fact themselves racist by their very own rules by supporting Hillary Rodham Clinton for president


So gofuckyouself you bunch of twatwaffle racists! LOL

Why don't you hire a private investigator to find out if you're a racist? At least you won't have to spend so much time yourself pondering the question. I can just tell you that if you sit around thinking about this shit in that kind of depth, then you most likely are.

Let me explain something for you....only a racist would make this long post citing all of these references and shit. Did you go to the library too?

It's a classic racist move to apply the label to everyone else one. You should look at what you wrote and really ask yourself...why did I write all this shit? What am I trying to prove or disprove?

crockett 09-24-2018 12:56 PM

The only people Ive ever seen who ponder over if they can call a group of people this or that are pretty much always racist people.

Most "normal" people will say, humm maybe I can technically call a person this or that but it's not nice to do so, so I wont...

bronco67 09-24-2018 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22339757)
The only people Ive ever seen who ponder over if they can call a group of people this or that are pretty much always racist people.

Most "normal" people will say, humm maybe I can technically call a person this or that but it's not nice to do so, so I wont...

That's why it's funny reading his quest to understand what racism is.

Rochard 09-24-2018 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22339449)
TLDR summary Vendildo talked to a black guy and came to the conclusion he can call black people monkeys.

Odd. I have never called anyone a monkey.

2MuchMark 09-24-2018 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acepimp (Post 22339705)
^^ Accurate

Not accurate.

If you support racism, then you are a racist.

2MuchMark 09-24-2018 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 22338910)
S
1. “Hard-working white Americans” prefer her to Obama. In May 2008, Clinton told the USA Today that while Obama was leading the delegate race, she still had a broader political base. Unfortunately, she made that claim in explicitly racial terms, citing an Associated Press poll “that found how Senator Obama’s support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me.”

2. “Colored People’s Time.” Clinton appeared alongside left-wing New York City mayor Bill de Blasio at the annual Inner Circle Dinner this year, and joined in a racist joke based on a stereotype that black people are late for everything:

Clinton: I just have to say thanks for the endorsement, Bill. Took you long enough. [Laughter]

De Blasio: Sorry Hillary, I was running on C.P. time. [Audience gasps]

Host: I don’t like jokes like that.

As Mediate later noted, the cable news networks mostly ignored the racist joke.

3. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. wasn’t really THAT great. As she struggled to stop the Obama insurgency in the 2008 Democratic primary, Clinton tried to diminish Obama’s credentials as a “community organizer,” which had led some to draw connections between him and Dr. King. Clinton argued that it was really a professional politician, President Lyndon Johnson, who made the difference: “Dr. King’s dream began to be realized when President Johnson passed the Civil Rights Act”

4. “Ah don’t feel no ways TAHHHHHRD.” Clinton, like Vice President Al Gore, and indeed like President Obama himself, has a tendency to imitate what she believes to be an African-American accent when she speaks before black audiences. Obama, who grew up in Hawaii, at least has some cultural competence and experience, honed through practice in inner city Chicago. Clinton manages to sound condescending every time — most notoriously in this cringe-worthy clip from 2008.



5. Obama’s “slumlord,” and “super predators.” Losing traction in 2008, Clinton belatedly attacked Obama’s connection to fraudster and fundraiser Tony Rezko: “I was fighting against those [Reagan] ideas when you were practicing law and representing your contributor, Rezko, in his slum landlord business in inner city Chicago,” she said in a South Carolina debate. The remark was described as racist by Obama fans — as was her 1996 term for chronic criminals, “super predators.”


surmise it to say, if the people that are going to call those that support Trump a racist because of it are in fact themselves racist by their very own rules by supporting Hillary Rodham Clinton for president


So gofuckyouself you bunch of twatwaffle racists! LOL


Plagiarize much? https://www.breitbart.com/big-govern...-racist-top-5/

Any by the way, Hillary Clinton was reciting a Hymn: "I don't feel no ways tired. I come too far from where I started from. Nobody told me that the road would be easy. I don't believe He brought me this far". You, and what the edited video left out, is that she received a standing ovation for her speech. Educate yourself: https://www.mediamatters.org/researc...ked-her/138228

Lame.

Vendzilla 09-24-2018 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22339749)
Why don't you hire a private investigator to find out if you're a racist? At least you won't have to spend so much time yourself pondering the question. I can just tell you that if you sit around thinking about this shit in that kind of depth, then you most likely are.

Let me explain something for you....only a racist would make this long post citing all of these references and shit. Did you go to the library too?

It's a classic racist move to apply the label to everyone else one. You should look at what you wrote and really ask yourself...why did I write all this shit? What am I trying to prove or disprove?

I guess you are racist?

pimpmaster9000 09-24-2018 05:59 PM

Yo OP why dont you go to some non libby place and find some big black dudes and say " hello monkeys!"

Whatddayasay?

Vendzilla 09-24-2018 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22339841)
Yo OP why dont you go to some non libby place and find some big black dudes and say " hello monkeys!"

Whatddayasay?

why would big black dudes be in a non libby place?

crockett 09-24-2018 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22339763)
Odd. I have never called anyone a monkey.

Its a very important issue to racist..

pimpmaster9000 09-24-2018 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 22339843)
why would big black dudes be in a non libby place?

Well if you are not willing to test your new theory but deflect with a non related answer, you do not believe in your theory much eh?

crockett 09-24-2018 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 22339843)
why would big black dudes be in a non libby place?

So you just assume because they are black that they are libbys?

Vendzilla 09-24-2018 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22339849)
Well if you are not willing to test your new theory but deflect with a non related answer, you do not believe in your theory much eh?

What's related is im wearing a gas monkey t shirt. Still wondering why big black dudes would be in a non libby place? I find the whole thing ridiculous

crockett 09-24-2018 06:17 PM

Oh, btw... how come you were in Laredo Tx? No one goes to Laredo Tx unless you are smuggling illegals or driving trucks.. The place only exists because its a boarder crossing and tons of freight goes through there.. are you a Swift driver?

2MuchMark 09-24-2018 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 22339851)
What's related is im wearing a gas monkey t shirt.

Monkeys are Monkeys. Gas Monkey is a Garage and the basis for a TV show. People are not Monkeys. No people are Monkeys. Calling a black person a Monkey is ignorant, prejudice, and racist. Google it.

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 22339851)
Still wondering why big black dudes would be in a non libby place?

Herman Cain, Ben Carson, Colin Powell, Clarence Thomas, Allen West would help you out on that.

pimpmaster9000 09-24-2018 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 22339851)
What's related is im wearing a gas monkey t shirt. Still wondering why big black dudes would be in a non libby place? I find the whole thing ridiculous

It is obvious to everybody you do not belive what you say...

Vendzilla 09-24-2018 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22339877)
It is obvious to everybody you do not belive what you say...

In everybody, do you mean all the twatwaffles? They believe Obama is responsible for the growing economy we're having so what they believe is irrelevant ......

ruff 09-24-2018 09:05 PM

Rascist's seem to go way out of their way to explain that they are not, in fact, racists. Every single time for years now. It's getting old. But then I guess that's why they wear hoods.

2MuchMark 09-24-2018 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22339912)
Rascist's seem to go way out of their way to explain that they are not, in fact, racists. Every single time for years now. It's getting old. But then I guess that's why they wear hoods.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/67/2b...5de40a9903.gifhttps://media0.giphy.com/media/xUPGc...sT5K/giphy.gifhttps://media1.tenor.com/images/9a2d...itemid=5740352

GAMEFINEST 09-24-2018 10:05 PM

What the fuck is going on?

DraX 09-24-2018 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22339912)
Rascist's seem to go way out of their way to explain that they are not, in fact, racists. Every single time for years now. It's getting old. But then I guess that's why they wear hoods.

Just to clarify for our readers when you refer to hood, is it this?

http://www.freedomandunity.org/image...cts/ci_kkk.jpg

davidCRM 09-25-2018 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST (Post 22339923)
What the fuck is going on?

alleged adults resort to namecalling in hopes of sorting their differences out. you know, this is what GFY is about now :1orglaugh occasionally there is adult industry talk too but it's slowly getting prohibited here.

crockett 09-25-2018 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 22339908)
In everybody, do you mean all the twatwaffles? They believe Obama is responsible for the growing economy we're having so what they believe is irrelevant ......

Considering that your posts are talking about you.. I've come to the conclusion you are the twatwaffle..

crockett 09-25-2018 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by davidCRM (Post 22339935)
alleged adults resort to namecalling in hopes of sorting their differences out. you know, this is what GFY is about now :1orglaugh occasionally there is adult industry talk too but it's slowly getting prohibited here.

None of us really troll adult industry related talk. There just isnt any, because there are hardly any affiliates left in adult.. well not like in the old days so there is very little adult talk going on.. People still in the biz at this point already have their connections and they dont need to post on a forum for business related stuff. Meaning everyone either just stops posting and the forum dies or we post bullshit..

Vendzilla 09-25-2018 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22339912)
Rascist's seem to go way out of their way to explain that they are not, in fact, racists. Every single time for years now. It's getting old. But then I guess that's why they wear hoods.

maybe because twatwaffles use the racist card with zero evidence?

Bryan G 09-25-2018 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidCRM (Post 22339935)
alleged adults resort to namecalling in hopes of sorting their differences out. you know, this is what GFY is about now :1orglaugh occasionally there is adult industry talk too but it's slowly getting prohibited here.

This exactly lol 😂

Some place this has become hahaha

King Mark 09-25-2018 11:40 AM

"I have black friends" lmao... So did hitler.

2MuchMark 09-26-2018 07:22 AM

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-p...watwaffle.html

tony286 09-26-2018 07:28 AM

News Flash

Grandma isnt President. Find a new boogie man its boring.

PR_Glen 09-26-2018 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22339449)
TLDR summary Vendildo talked to a black guy and came to the conclusion he can call black people monkeys.

^^ hate to agree with the hippy biker hater here but he is kinda right.

I don't think people should be easily offended either but some words have racial stigma's to them. I was on the tunnel bus in detroit this past weekend and there were some lions fans coming over for the game. they were all talking fantasy league bullshit, which is like torture to me, but at one point this 20 year old neckbeard started talking about some rookie who was a "big black boy from 'bama"... Now, i'm sure he was just aiming for being folksy and meant no offense to anyone. But referring to an adult black man as a boy is pretty demeaning.

You are right, its not a matter of racism at all turns but sometimes its just a matter of not being rude. I'm all for being an ass when its called for but nobody enjoys making others feel uncomfortable like that either.

bloggerz 09-26-2018 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22339912)
Rascist's seem to go way out of their way to explain that they are not, in fact, racists. Every single time for years now. It's getting old. But then I guess that's why they wear hoods.

Bingo :2 cents:

pimpmaster9000 09-26-2018 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 22339908)
In everybody, do you mean all the twatwaffles? They believe Obama is responsible for the growing economy we're having so what they believe is irrelevant ......

No I mean literally everybody...you do not want to test your theory and approach black dudes and say "hello monkeys"...it is because you know a horrific beatdown would come your way...ergo, you do not believe in your own theory...

astronaut x 09-26-2018 09:23 PM

Funny how you think Monkey is not derogatory, or shouldn't be offensive, while promoting a derogatory term.

crockett 09-26-2018 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22340913)
No I mean literally everybody...you do not want to test your theory and approach black dudes and say "hello monkeys"...it is because you know a horrific beatdown would come your way...ergo, you do not believe in your own theory...

Trump yesterday in a press conference called a journalist by "Yes Mr Kurd" because the guy is Kurdish..

Yet this doesn't phase people like Trump or Vendilldo as being derogatory or offensive to others..

People like vendilldo will ask what's the big deal.. so from now on I suggest calling them by their own stereotype name.. That being "dumbass" or in this case "Vendilldo"..

2MuchMark 09-26-2018 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 22340068)
maybe because twatwaffles use the racist card with zero evidence?


Mr Pheer 09-26-2018 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22340921)
Trump yesterday in a press conference called a journalist by "Yes Mr Kurd" because the guy is Kurdish..

Yet this doesn't phase people like Trump or Vendilldo as being derogatory or offensive to others..

People like vendilldo will ask what's the big deal.. so from now on I suggest calling them by their own stereotype name.. That being "dumbass" or in this case "Vendilldo"..

So you would be offended if someone called you "Mr American"

Is that what you are saying?

King Mark 09-26-2018 10:31 PM

Lmao he keeps putting 2 L's in dildo... Makes it 1000x funnier

RedFred 09-26-2018 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22340935)
So you would be offended if someone called you "Mr American"

Is that what you are saying?

Kurd is a country?

Mr Pheer 09-27-2018 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 22340941)
Kurd is a country?

Of course it's not. But there are people that identify as Kurdish. Millions of them. So why would it be an insult?

2MuchMark 07-08-2019 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 22338910)
I had a conversation with a black guy down in Laredo Tx a few days ago, //// I told him my wife calls me monkey and I don;t see the whole racial thing about being called a monkey.



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