Mid 40s Male - Pick me out some fancy clothes?
 

Mid 40s Male - Pick me out some fancy clothes?

Or maybe this

https://gaytraveler.files.wordpress....pring-2015.jpg

haute couture is both disturbing and hilarious to me

I love fashion for the artistry, but anorexics parading down a stage as 16 year olds as if they are grown women is creepy and wrong. give me an adult Vic Secret model over the age of 21 who eats any day of the week though.

men's fashion is even more funny. still anorexic, just dressed in even more ridiculous ensembles

do some push-ups, some planks, p90x abs (better than even Insanity Max for abs) and then rock a black v neck tee and some jeans or army shorts

https://i.imgur.com/eJCm2rp.jpg

apparently shoes are a 'thing', in which case old school timb's will complete the look but I am not an expert on that

but if the point is to attract someone you want to be nekkid with wtf cares what you wear? just be hot.

do love that purple hat though

jeezus are you going to an event?? date?? interview?? what???

Serious reply. Join up to pinterest (if you have not got an account already) and mention your body shape and click a few outfit suggestions.

Before you know it, your gonna get emails from pinterest day and night showing you the latest fashion suggestions and combos for your body shape and preferred style. I get them all the time, with the big and tall (obese) stuff.

https://i.imgur.com/ZIuVP19.png

Just had another one as we speak...

that's popular in your region :Oh crap kilt right? jeezus...

That one above is for a sunday lunch appointment. But there are also great options for other types of meetings. A job interview during weekdays for example:

http://i.imgur.com/X2QcD.jpg

Or this one for making a casual walk. Especially handy if you have no clue whatsoever what type of weather it is outside: This outfit's got all types of weather covered.

https://i.imgur.com/9gbfauW.jpg

you know these are probably going in movies right? they are not for people that don't have money.

And here is this evenings offering...

https://i.imgur.com/TCOLlL1.png

Honestly, its like having an annoying tailor standing by, saying 'Suits You Sir' every few moments...

I'm not in my forties . . .

Personal Shopper to the rescue or a get a girlfriend, they are good at that :pimp

Holy crap :1orglaugh

Geeezuz no wonder none of these models are smiling.

this if you have a big enough hose to pull off the look

https://goodmenproject.com/wp-conten...anWithHose.jpg

it's flying over your head :1orglaugh he wont be wearing it in a movie

The costume of Freddie Mercury ...

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/00...wife_2000x.jpg