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$5 submissions 09-12-2018 03:50 PM

Which country would you migrate to and why?
 
Switzerland is looking mighty comfy

Any other suggestions

Just Alex 09-12-2018 04:01 PM

USA ! Number one !

pimpmaster9000 09-12-2018 04:48 PM

Carribean and south/central america...because I like black hookers and nice weather...

Rochard 09-12-2018 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 22334316)
Switzerland is looking mighty comfy

It's beautiful there, but way too freaking cold.

It would have to be some place tropical. I watch these "Island house hunter" type shows and I am so tempted...

AllAboutCams 09-12-2018 06:09 PM

Somewhere fucking cold with snow i hate the heat

Look Chang 09-12-2018 06:11 PM

Somewhere in SE Asia, I guess ... :stoned

https://i2.wp.com/travelvids4you.com...fit=1280%2C720

baddog 09-12-2018 06:22 PM

Andorra.

shake 09-12-2018 07:07 PM

Happy in my little corner of Canada and not going anywhere.

Sloane 09-12-2018 08:41 PM

I wish I moved here earlier.. Da Nang Vietnam.

https://i.imgur.com/7KbE5pc.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/DVEc9tZ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/OUPwkJc.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/yey4nZ4.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/PYOiYLg.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/D22eKQD.jpg

Can't forget the Viet girls!
https://i.imgur.com/coiFYwr.jpg

brassmonkey 09-12-2018 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sloane (Post 22334454)
I wish I moved here earlier.. Da Nang Vietnam.



Can't forget the Viet girls!
https://i.imgur.com/coiFYwr.jpg

sure there is wonderful things it's still a 3rd world shithole

BaldBastard 09-12-2018 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sloane (Post 22334454)
I wish I moved here earlier.. Da Nang Vietnam.
https://i.imgur.com/7KbE5pc.jpg

Hey Sloane you live! I'm still getting there you know, back in fav haunt Thailand in Nov, I'll send these pics to wify, the beach ones the arm twister for her. We're still at the same place buzzme next time your in town.

EddyTheDog 09-13-2018 12:58 AM

I'm moving back to New Zealand in 4 weeks - Its an amazing place - I'm not sure why I left the first time...

CurrentlySober 09-13-2018 01:05 AM

I did, to America, in 1999, but then they caught up with me and sent me back in 2007... :(

WebcamStartup 09-13-2018 01:10 AM

People keep trying to get me to migrate to SE Asia, and it's tempting! Thailand, most likely.

The why? Exchange rate and hookers.

BaldBastard 09-13-2018 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22334496)
I'm moving back to New Zealand in 4 weeks - Its an amazing place - I'm not sure why I left the first time...

See if your repeating that next winter ;)

balint 09-13-2018 01:32 AM

Pitcairn Islands :thumbsup

Sloane 09-13-2018 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22334469)
Hey Sloane you live! I'm still getting there you know, back in fav haunt Thailand in Nov, I'll send these pics to wify, the beach ones the arm twister for her. We're still at the same place buzzme next time your in town.

Hey Baldy, I visited Sydney earlier in the year. I gave you a buzz but no success.

What's your skype name?

EddyTheDog 09-13-2018 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22334504)
See if your repeating that next winter ;)

Lol - I'm heading to the North Island this time - I'm too old for those southern winters...

DraX 09-13-2018 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22334343)
Carribean and south/central america...because I like black hookers and nice weather...

Don't get too close to the U.S., they'll find you, you know...:2 cents:

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Originally Posted by Sloane (Post 22334454)
I wish I moved here earlier.. Da Nang Vietnam.

Can't forget the Viet girls!

Looks truly beautiful especially the first picture. So you live permanently in Da Nang these days, since how many years? Care to share what's it like?

Sloane 09-13-2018 04:34 AM

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Looks truly beautiful especially the first picture. So you live permanently in Da Nang these days, since how many years? Care to share what's it like?
I have been here 6 years now, and love it! The local people are very friendly, and it is much safer than the US. Food is good, and if you get sick of VN food there are plenty of western options. But it is not for everyone, being in the tropics it is very hot and humid.

https://i.imgur.com/OfxIaWp.png

Driving a scooter here can be dangerous but fun. If you have a pre-existing health problem I probably wouldn't come here to live. They are catching up, but still well behind with medical expertise. The locals can also be frustratingly slow and lacking in logic.

There are quite a few expats here, mostly from US/France/Aus. Also many Japanese and Koreans who are pretty cool and keep to themselves. You don't get the sexpat crowd of Thailand, mostly a combination of startup/digital nomads and English Teachers.

Although it is a communist country, you are more free to do what you want here than in the US/Aus. Can smoke weed in public. Police leave foreigners alone. Cost of living is much cheaper than living in Sydney and Seattle (only 2 places I have lived before). Easy to get laid if you're white (they can be brutally racist against dark skin), but not many hookers like Thailand.

pimpmaster9000 09-13-2018 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Sloane (Post 22334550)
I have been here 6 years now, and love it! The local people are very friendly, and it is much safer than the US. Food is good, and if you get sick of VN food there are plenty of western options. But it is not for everyone, being in the tropics it is very hot and humid.

https://i.imgur.com/OfxIaWp.png

Driving a scooter here can be dangerous but fun. If you have a pre-existing health problem I probably wouldn't come here to live. They are catching up, but still well behind with medical expertise. The locals can also be frustratingly slow and lacking in logic.

There are quite a few expats here, mostly from US/France/Aus. Also many Japanese and Koreans who are pretty cool and keep to themselves. You don't get the sexpat crowd of Thailand, mostly a combination of startup/digital nomads and English Teachers.

Although it is a communist country, you are more free to do what you want here than in the US/Aus. Can smoke weed in public. Police leave foreigners alone. Cost of living is much cheaper than living in Sydney and Seattle (only 2 places I have lived before). Easy to get laid if you're white (they can be brutally racist against dark skin), but not many hookers like Thailand.

whats the monsoon season like? how long does it rain for?

DraX 09-13-2018 05:16 AM

Sloane, thanks for sharing. Seems like overall a nice civilized place and without all the thai sexpats. I been to Thailand in the past and there's much to both like and dislike. Are the Vietnamese commonly more white than Thai?

crockett 09-13-2018 05:35 AM

Maybe Iceland.. I dunno though because I've never been there so I dunno what it would be like to live full time on a island.. (even a big one)

The nature shit looks awesome there though..

Sloane 09-13-2018 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DraX (Post 22334569)
Sloane, thanks for sharing. Seems like overall a nice civilized place and without all the thai sexpats. I been to Thailand in the past and there's much to both like and dislike. Are the Vietnamese commonly more white than Thai?

Yeah not as much hookers/booze/drugs as Thailand, but you can still find them if you know where to look. Yeah the Vietnamese women tend to have whiter skin than Thai girls. They protect themselves from the sun like Koreans and Chinese. Vietnamese women would have to be the most beautiful I have countered in Asia. Especially down south in the Mekong area.

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whats the monsoon season like? how long does it rain for?
Monsoon season typically begins between October to Decemeber in Da Nang (central Vietnam).The South and North are different again. It rains for as long as it wants. There seems to be no pattern. Sometimes it will rain for 10 minutes really heavy. Other times it will drizzle all day.

slapass 09-13-2018 06:45 AM

I lived in Brazil off and on over the years. I would go back in a second. I just need to sell some more real estate and free up my time.

Tasty1 09-13-2018 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22334343)
Carribean and south/central america...because I like black hookers and nice weather...

And what would be your favorite country or countries for that :)

yuu.design 09-13-2018 07:27 AM

Czech republic or spain, i really loved everything there

pimpmaster9000 09-13-2018 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1 (Post 22334619)
And what would be your favorite country or countries for that :)

I am too new in the carribean/south america to be able to give an answer...next 2 months I will be in the dominican republic...love it here but some people have bad stories and there are so many other islands I still have so much to see...

I found a nice house, 60m2 total, about 50m from the beach for 36K euros near nagua, north shore dom rep...incredible value for money...but I can get rent here for like 150$/month so buying anything here is probably not worth the investment...

SpicyM 09-13-2018 07:59 AM

There would be these conditions:

1. adult friendly + freedom
2. fast internet connection
3. safe

- that pretty much limits the choice to EU countries

patadeperro 09-13-2018 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 22334378)
Somewhere fucking cold with snow i hate the heat

Welcome to Canada.

Scrapper 09-13-2018 08:50 AM

Right now as a 52-year-old?

Perth would be the first. Stable, cheap comparatively, great beaches, great people, great fishing, great food, great weather and you can bolt action target rifle shoot all you. Actually, it would be North of the city 70 miles or so and you're on the coast in the middle of nowhere.

Late 60's and up.

Georgia the country, would be second. Great food, scenery, lots and lots of cultures, beautiful women, and very cheap. You can live on the Black Sea outside the city for about $300-$500 a month very nicely. The surrounding countries are more than let's say, interesting. Most 35-year-olds down, speak English and they truly do like Americans.

Finally, in the last decade or so, I've paid so much in taxes that at 70 I'll receive $3,698 a month without my ancillary retirement. This alone is enough to live reasonably well outside of Perth, and VERY well in Georgia.

I like 4 seasons but not too long of cold in winters. So India or SE Asia is out for me. Both have great Internet connections.

romeo22 09-13-2018 09:18 AM

i want to live near see ..fresh air means a lot.. Sweden

dillfly2000 09-13-2018 09:52 AM

Korea, I can get a job teaching English. Gonna have to proxy all my porn related stuff.

As of why? I love it there.

jscott 09-13-2018 11:33 AM

anywhere but North America, western Europe, or mid-northern Africa ;)

$5 submissions 09-13-2018 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22334499)
I did, to America, in 1999, but then they caught up with me and sent me back in 2007... :(

You should have voted Democrat :winkwink:

NatalieK 09-13-2018 03:48 PM

I´m staying for life where I´ve migrated too...

espana is the place to live, with great food, drink, people, places, the cleanest air in europe and the best weather!


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thirdworldxxx 09-13-2018 04:03 PM

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ilnjscb 09-13-2018 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by dillfly2000 (Post 22334694)
Korea, I can get a job teaching English. Gonna have to proxy all my porn related stuff.

As of why? I love it there.

^^Very expensive, crowded, and porn is illegal. However, Seoul is amazingly cool.

My out there choice is Argentina - they have a lot more robberies, but less violent crime. Cheap, great steak, great women, great culture.

Safe choice is New Zealand

ANAL PASTE 09-13-2018 04:12 PM

Haarlem, Holland
I love it there and its easy for American to move and become permanent resident.
Also coastal Portugal, but I haven't done much research there.

Mr Pheer 09-13-2018 04:18 PM

I'm not going anywhere. But if I did....

Norway would be first choice, Scotland would be a distant 2nd choice. Only reason because that's where my ancestors are from.

CaptainHowdy 09-13-2018 04:48 PM

There is no escape . . .

Tasty1 09-13-2018 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22334632)
I am too new in the carribean/south america to be able to give an answer...next 2 months I will be in the dominican republic...love it here but some people have bad stories and there are so many other islands I still have so much to see...

I found a nice house, 60m2 total, about 50m from the beach for 36K euros near nagua, north shore dom rep...incredible value for money...but I can get rent here for like 150$/month so buying anything here is probably not worth the investment...

I am heading to Latin America in 2 weeks. Was also looking at Dominican Republic but saw it was hurricane season till november. So i was looking for more options.

Tasty1 09-13-2018 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sloane (Post 22334550)
I have been here 6 years now, and love it! The local people are very friendly, and it is much safer than the US. Food is good, and if you get sick of VN food there are plenty of western options. But it is not for everyone, being in the tropics it is very hot and humid.

https://i.imgur.com/OfxIaWp.png

Driving a scooter here can be dangerous but fun. If you have a pre-existing health problem I probably wouldn't come here to live. They are catching up, but still well behind with medical expertise. The locals can also be frustratingly slow and lacking in logic.

There are quite a few expats here, mostly from US/France/Aus. Also many Japanese and Koreans who are pretty cool and keep to themselves. You don't get the sexpat crowd of Thailand, mostly a combination of startup/digital nomads and English Teachers.

Although it is a communist country, you are more free to do what you want here than in the US/Aus. Can smoke weed in public. Police leave foreigners alone. Cost of living is much cheaper than living in Sydney and Seattle (only 2 places I have lived before). Easy to get laid if you're white (they can be brutally racist against dark skin), but not many hookers like Thailand.

That sounds good, even no problem smoking Marijuana :) I like it, must be a relaxed atmosphere. I was 12 years ago last time in Da Nang, looks it changed a little last years.

Back than it was illegal for local girls to go to a hotel with a foreigner. Or is that changed?

$5 submissions 09-13-2018 05:31 PM

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Although it is a communist country, you are more free to do what you want here than in the US/Aus. Can smoke weed in public.
WOW! That says it all.

pimpmaster9000 09-13-2018 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1 (Post 22334903)
I am heading to Latin America in 2 weeks. Was also looking at Dominican Republic but saw it was hurricane season till november. So i was looking for more options.

Huricanes are kinda rare here...puerto rico takes all the hits...they do happen but your fine in a concrete building...

I would love to be in a strong storm, would rent an ATV right away and ride the storm with a naked black girl like an absolute boss...

Pro tip on how to find A1 hookers in the DR: you will see a lot of old men with nice young black big titty hookers..you will have a hard time finding such quality, but expats here love helping others and if his hooker is occupied at the moment, he knows one that is not and is just as hot...let the old farts do your research for you...youre wellcome...

dillfly2000 09-13-2018 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22334876)
^^Very expensive, crowded, and porn is illegal. However, Seoul is amazingly cool.

My out there choice is Argentina - they have a lot more robberies, but less violent crime. Cheap, great steak, great women, great culture.

Safe choice is New Zealand

Fiance is korean, we go every year. Love it. Busan, Seoul are prime destinations. Usually stay in less touristy areas like ilsan or goyang than train/sub and bus all over the country. It's nice walking around with beer bought from 7 Eleven and trying different street food carts half of which I'm not sure what I'm eating.

But second choice I'd agree, New Zealand definitely
I've only been once and will go back.

Tasty1 09-14-2018 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22334910)
Huricanes are kinda rare here...puerto rico takes all the hits...they do happen but your fine in a concrete building...

I would love to be in a strong storm, would rent an ATV right away and ride the storm with a naked black girl like an absolute boss...

Pro tip on how to find A1 hookers in the DR: you will see a lot of old men with nice young black big titty hookers..you will have a hard time finding such quality, but expats here love helping others and if his hooker is occupied at the moment, he knows one that is not and is just as hot...let the old farts do your research for you...youre wellcome...

:thumbsup will look again if it is a good time to go. Not a fan of hookers, more anoying than walking around with a girlfriend.

Tasty1 09-14-2018 01:52 AM

I don't have a favourite country. I like to switch between nice beaches and nice cities.
Here a top 4 where i stayed long time.

#1 Coast and islands of Bahia in Brazil
#2 Islands in Thailand
#3 Bali / Gili (before the earthquake)
#4 Mexico (zipolite, Isla Mujeres, Holbox)

I will keep travelling around coming years.

Sloane 09-14-2018 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1 (Post 22334906)
That sounds good, even no problem smoking Marijuana :) I like it, must be a relaxed atmosphere. I was 12 years ago last time in Da Nang, looks it changed a little last years.

Back than it was illegal for local girls to go to a hotel with a foreigner. Or is that changed?

Definitely changed. I've had the Concierge of hotels escort girls to my hotel room. Knock on the door, Sir, your friend has arrived :)

Beaver1 09-14-2018 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Sloane (Post 22334454)
Da Nang Vietnam.

I thought Vietnam threw out all immigrants in 1975.


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