If YOU were Gilligan...
 

Who would you hit and why?

Mary Ann?

Ginger?

The Skipper?

Professor?

the skipper... i'd hit his fat ass in the mouth and tell him to fix the god damn boat so we can go home

Mary Ann for sure.

I normally go for the red heads, but I am not into stuck up broads so Ginger is out... I am not gay so Gilligan, the skipper , and the professor are out.

And Mrs Howel is married so.... I do not fool around with married women, that leaves Mary Ann

threesome

LMFAO

I've done it with Mary Ann many of times in my head