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mikeet 07-14-2018 05:39 PM

My Cock smells like Tuna!!
 
Was just taking a piss and had to hold my nose! WTF must have forgot to wash up? :Oh crap

Look Chang 07-14-2018 06:16 PM

Did you fuck a fish saleswoman ? :angrysoap

CaptainHowdy 07-14-2018 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22304917)
Did you fuck a fish saleswoman ? :angrysoap

Or worse . . .

https://i.imgur.com/IYEDz72.jpg

HairyChick 07-14-2018 07:03 PM

Sounds like a urinary infection . Or, if not circumcised, do you clean the foreskin? Did you have sex with a female recently? She may have passed along an infection.

Unless you’re three-feet tall, your dick is about two feet from your nose. That’s a strong smell if it reaches your nose. If it continues, see a doctor.

I initially thought about cats and pussy loving tuna ...

mikeet 07-14-2018 07:20 PM

haha i just fucked my GF and forgot to wash.. nothing serious :winkwink:

onwebcam 07-14-2018 07:28 PM

Congrats on your first time

mikeet 07-14-2018 07:37 PM

not my first... ain't counting but couldn't tell you

brassmonkey 07-15-2018 12:04 AM

sounds like kidneys. you drink coffee? tea?

CurrentlySober 07-15-2018 01:19 AM

I cant tell if my cock smells or not... I haven't even seen it under my huge belly since about 2006... Not 100% its still even there... :(

NatalieK 07-15-2018 02:50 AM

ewwww If you can´t wash twice daily, you´re a filthy fuck :2 cents:

3xmedia 07-15-2018 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by mchtye (Post 22304932)
haha i just fucked my GF and forgot to wash.. nothing serious :winkwink:

http://i.imgur.com/cfHmj.gif

emmasexytime 07-15-2018 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by 3xmedia (Post 22305039)



:(:(:(:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

loreen 07-15-2018 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by 3xmedia (Post 22305039)

That's fucked up.

mikeet 07-15-2018 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22305000)
sounds like kidneys. you drink coffee? tea?

Lots of coffee yes, tea not so much

2MuchMark 07-15-2018 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22304921)

LOL For fuck sakes I thought I had seen everything.... geeezuzfuck!

2MuchMark 07-15-2018 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by mchtye (Post 22304932)
haha i just fucked my GF and forgot to wash.. nothing serious :winkwink:

No actually, it sounds serious... google it and get to a doctor.

beerptrol 07-15-2018 09:37 AM

Did you stick in one of these alt right nics? It may be the smell of cheap chinese knock off of Russian caviar .

freecartoonporn 07-15-2018 08:11 PM

it may be an infection, drink lots of water for few days., wash it clean.
go see doctor.

brassmonkey 07-15-2018 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by mchtye (Post 22305114)
Lots of coffee yes, tea not so much

yep its the coffee :( i have two a day and damn

bigPunk 07-15-2018 11:15 PM

You might had a high sugar level in your blood, I’m a diabetic and rarely when I get to high numbers my piss smells like an old tuna.

balint 07-16-2018 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 22304936)
Congrats on your first time

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

kmanrox 07-16-2018 02:06 AM

My helmet tastes like tuna I'm told. Coincidence? I think not.

CaptainHowdy 07-16-2018 03:59 AM

Tuna is expensive, I would keep the stench.

Manfap 07-16-2018 06:25 AM

Dip it in a cup of warm water, instant dashi.


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