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John_Galbani 06-22-2018 12:57 PM

Albanians send Serbia to pack suitcase! Get out loosers!
 
Eat shit!

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/man-...s-68134924.jpg

pimpmaster9000 06-22-2018 01:01 PM

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Albanians!

AHahahahahahaaaa!

pimpmaster9000 06-22-2018 01:04 PM

What does the Albanian say when he sees toilet paper?

What is this?!?

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

pimpmaster9000 06-22-2018 01:08 PM

Hello Albanian!

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

pimpmaster9000 06-22-2018 01:11 PM

Albania!


Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

pimpmaster9000 06-22-2018 01:15 PM

Albanian sitting in Albania, being an Albanian and doing Albanian things...


*Dies laughing

dyna mo 06-22-2018 01:16 PM

thread hit a serb nerve.

nice.

xClips Jim 06-22-2018 01:22 PM

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ghjghj 06-22-2018 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22292088)
What does the Albanian say when he sees toilet paper?

What is this?!?

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

Quiet looser

pimpmaster9000 06-22-2018 01:29 PM

In Albania they have this woman turning in to a dude thing that is not linked to sexuality or how the woman feels...they never marry but just pretend to be dudes...they act like dudes and try to look like dudes but it's not a tranny situation...you can Google it LOL...

Anyway Albanian are nice people I can always get a brick of weed or Afghan heroin from them...there are villages in Albania that grow only weed...tourism is picking up and I would recommend Albania to anybody...dirt cheap and nice beaches...and lots of funny albanianss ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa! Fun 24/7...

Unlimited 06-22-2018 01:29 PM

albania plays world cup? lol in your dreams

LANMI 06-22-2018 01:39 PM

who saw albanian tonight .. maybe in dreams like a man says.. unreal dreams ..
Go Serbia!!

RedFred 06-22-2018 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghjghj (Post 22292101)
Quiet looser


Things are usually louder when they are looser you uneducated loser.

ghjghj 06-22-2018 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 22292143)
Things are usually louder when they are looser you uneducated loser.

lol, eat shit

Nitzer Ebb 06-22-2018 03:01 PM

LOL. He really hit Serb homo's nerve :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PS: I can see Serbian ultras ripping their nipple rings out and blaming it on NATO. :1orglaugh

Well done Swiss Albanians. Well done!

pimpmaster9000 06-22-2018 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 22292151)
LOL. He really hit Serb homo's nerve :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PS: I can see Serbian ultras ripping their nipple rings out and blaming it on NATO. :1orglaugh

Well done Swiss Albanians. Well done!


Why do soldiers of Odin look like chubby lesbians with beards?

Nitzer Ebb 06-22-2018 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22292219)
Why do soldiers of Odin look like chubby lesbians with beards?

Just because you mother had beard, doesn't bean every person with one is a dyke.

brassmonkey 06-22-2018 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22292088)
What does the Albanian say when he sees toilet paper?

What is this?!?

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nitzer Ebb 06-22-2018 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22292300)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

In case you didn't get it. Albanians are ghetto of Europe. They are the nigz. Serbs are one step above it. Nigz who know the father's name.

oppoten 06-22-2018 11:25 PM

Not having them as white, sorry. I literally had 'Remove Kebab' playing in my head for the whole game.

I know that Switzerland is international, but they should field some actual Swiss players.

pimpmaster9000 06-23-2018 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 22292353)
In case you didn't get it. Albanians are ghetto of Europe. They are the nigz. Serbs are one step above it. Nigz who know the father's name.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


https://i.ytimg.com/vi/c5xE1Ut1pVE/maxresdefault.jpg

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 06-23-2018 01:01 AM

I didn’t know Albainians/Siprari have internet nowadays. Slowly getting out of your shtholes, eh?

Stop stealing wi fi from neighbours!

pimpmaster9000 06-23-2018 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing (Post 22292374)
I didn’t know Albainians/Siprari have internet nowadays. Slowly getting out of your shtholes, eh?

Stop stealing wi fi from neighbours!

in albalnia you write a letter to your cousin in europe to access the internet, then the cousin goes online and post and then he writes you a letter when somebody replies to your post :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

to my never ending amusement they want to make a "great albania"...this is what OP-s symbol in post #1 means...it makes me tear up from laughter :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

just a punk 06-23-2018 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John_Galbani (Post 22292086)

At least you have a good football team :thumbsup

https://friendsofkosovo.files.wordpr...imthumb-2.jpeg

klinton 06-23-2018 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22292105)
Anyway Albanian are nice people I can always get a brick of weed or Afghan heroin from them...there are villages in Albania that grow only weed...tourism is picking up and I would recommend Albania to anybody...dirt cheap and nice beaches...and lots of funny albanianss ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa! Fun 24/7...

lived in Albania for few good months, great country, one of the best (if not the best) from Balkans:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup
best food ever

pimpmaster9000 06-23-2018 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22292379)
lived in Albania for few good months, great country, one of the best (if not the best) from Balkans:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup
best food ever

did you laugh 24/7? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

femdomdestiny 06-23-2018 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing (Post 22292374)
I didn’t know Albainians/Siprari have internet nowadays. Slowly getting out of your shtholes, eh?

Stop stealing wifi from neighbours!

That was my first thought long ago then I've noticed he is periodically coming online to provoke and talk shit. I guess it is a result of a thrill once they manage to connect online. I am saying connect because they are probably still on dial-up.

Still, we shouldn't be angry with them and need to show some understanding. Imagine how hard is to get optics, cable or whatever into these:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunkers_in_Albania

Not sure what happened there, not watching football but if Switzerland let Albanians play for them, then they are fucked much more than I've thought.

Nitzer Ebb 06-23-2018 02:39 AM

Albanians and Serbs are in the same shit bucket.
Thank god we don't have much of that filth here but here is what I learned from living in Belgium.
Albanians: Drugs. Launder money through restaurants they bought. Child trafficking and prostitution
Serbs: Car jacking. Petty theft. Street hustlers and small time pimps.

Is there final solution for those?

pimpmaster9000 06-23-2018 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 22292389)
Albanians and Serbs are in the same shit bucket.
Thank god we don't have much of that filth here but here is what I learned from living in Belgium.
Albanians: Drugs. Launder money through restaurants they bought. Child trafficking and prostitution
Serbs: Car jacking. Petty theft. Street hustlers and small time pimps.

Is there final solution for those?

soldiers of odin: soft skinned chubby lesbians with beards :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nitzer Ebb 06-23-2018 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 22292388)
but if Switzerland let Albanians play for them, then they are fucked much more than I've thought.

From what I can tell they were born in Switzerland and just wanted to push your sorry ass buttons. Looks like it worked. Take a look at first 5 replies in this topic. :1orglaugh Swiss aren't hurting.

Nitzer Ebb 06-23-2018 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22292390)
soldiers of odin: soft skinned chubby lesbians with beards :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Or мајка you thought was your daddy.

femdomdestiny 06-23-2018 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 22292393)
From what I can tell they were born in Switzerland and just wanted to push your sorry ass buttons. Looks like it worked. Take a look at first 5 replies in this topic. :1orglaugh Swiss aren't hurting.

From what you are writing here, I could tell that your people are ignorant, superficial and uneducated. Luckily, you are an extreme example so it won't influence my opinion especially because I am having a direct contact with people living there.

Most of your statements would require an elaborate and a lesson but that would be a time waste for someone with your intellectual capability and reasoning.

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 06-23-2018 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 22292388)
That was my first thought long ago then I've noticed he is periodically coming online to provoke and talk shit. I guess it is a result of a thrill once they manage to connect online. I am saying connect because they are probably still on dial-up.

Still, we shouldn't be angry with them and need to show some understanding. Imagine how hard is to get optics, cable or whatever into these:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunkers_in_Albania

Not sure what happened there, not watching football but if Switzerland let Albanians play for them, then they are fucked much more than I've thought.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 06-23-2018 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22292379)
lived in Albania for few good months, great country, one of the best (if not the best) from Balkans:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup
best food ever

This is one of the best jokes I've ever heard :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pimpmaster9000 06-23-2018 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing (Post 22292412)
This is one of the best jokes I've ever heard :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Everybody who has been to Albania says it's nice...it's kinda 19th century but they have nice beaches and it's cheap as fuck...albanianss are nice and there's cheap weed...you can buy a brick of weed...or black tar...

wehateporn 06-23-2018 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22292414)
Everybody who has been to Albania says it's nice...it's kinda 19th century but they have nice beaches and it's cheap as fuck...albanianss are nice and there's cheap weed...you can buy a brick of weed...or black tar...

Is it safe?

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 06-23-2018 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 22292415)
Is it safe?

Yes, it is, almost as safe as having unprotected sex with Ethiopian tranny :thumbsup

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 06-23-2018 04:36 AM

Albanians dancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmuktEmhLKI

pimpmaster9000 06-23-2018 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 22292415)
Is it safe?

Yes...tourism is picking up...

celandina 06-23-2018 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22292421)
Yes...tourism is picking up...

Tirana tourist guides...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t8293em6_w...up%2Bphoto.jpg

klinton 06-23-2018 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22292414)
.it's kinda 19th century

to be honest, IMO is the fastest developing nation/ country in Balkans these days.
As for the rest what you wrote - yes, it's kind of true. Add to that - very friendly, warm and hospitable people (truly hospitable), amazing scenery, and the factor of exoticness.

The only influence of the islamic culture (which most of them are not, they just dont care about religion) is the fact that its kind of hard to pick up the girls there. heh.
I saw maybe 10-20 ladies in Burqas in Albania, walking the streets of Amsterdam or Brussels I see 1000s of them....

btw, from Balkans I also like Montenegro (kind of...) and country named Bosnia & Herzegovina.

klinton 06-23-2018 10:25 AM

so many people in this topic know shit and yet they talk.
keep it coming:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

klinton 06-23-2018 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22292383)
did you laugh 24/7? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I always laugh 24/7. To be honest, average Serb is more frustrated than average Albanian, IMO. At least saying that from the people I met and spoke with. and from what I saw here and there.

It's not like Albanians are more funny than other Balkan nations actually. Or people in general :winkwink:

ANAL PASTE 06-23-2018 11:17 AM

Big techno music fest in here - "Butthurt in Serbia".

pimpmaster9000 06-24-2018 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ANAL PASTE (Post 22292559)
Big techno music fest in here - "Butthurt in Serbia".

I do not even watch football I had no idea what he was talking about :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Grapesoda 06-24-2018 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22292098)
Albanian sitting in Albania, being an Albanian and doing Albanian things...


*Dies laughing

hey come visit!! meet me at the corner of walk and don't walk.. in NY city

ilnjscb 06-24-2018 08:53 AM

Wow "5.7 bunkers for every square kilometre" <- whatever the fuck that means, lets get it into real measurements:

Kilometre = Kilometer
Sq. Kilometer = .39 Sq Miles

Therefore 5.7 bunkers for every .39 miles or 5.7 / .39 bunkers per Sq Mile
yielding:

14.6 bunkers per square mile.

pimpmaster9000 06-24-2018 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22292873)
Wow "5.7 bunkers for every square kilometre" <- whatever the fuck that means, lets get it into real measurements:

Kilometre = Kilometer
Sq. Kilometer = .39 Sq Miles

Therefore 5.7 bunkers for every .39 miles or 5.7 / .39 bunkers per Sq Mile
yielding:

14.6 bunkers per square mile.


This is because Albania was paranoid about being invaded by Yugoslavia...they built 100.000s of them...some legend in the yugo government, probably Tito, decided to stoke them that he was going to invade their medieval asses...you have no idea how funny an invasion of Albania is...they have nothing worth invading over...

Albanianss are funny like that...

celandina 06-25-2018 10:33 AM

And he smoked :1orglaugh

https://www.srbijadanas.com/sites/de...9/albanija.jpg

JFK 06-25-2018 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22292088)
What does the Albanian say when he sees toilet paper?

What is this?!?

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Harsh :helpme


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