Happy National Day of Prayer!
 

http://www.nationaldayofprayer.org/

What will you be praying for today?

If you have no prayer, allow me to suggest the following:

"Dear Jeebus,

Don't let Gutterboys psycho fuck-buddy show up on his doorstep. In thine infinite mercy, smite her if necessary. Help him know whether to fuck his hair stylist or not, and guide his hand as he prepares his next round of paid Hun submissions.

Also, feed the starving and bring world peace.

Amen"