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Grapesoda 05-28-2018 05:41 AM

had to throw my fucking ham away...
 
damn!! shooting a model with a stinky pussy that would not wash her hands.... she grabbed my 'lunchmeat' our of the fridge and made a sandwich.. I threw everything out after she left... ham, cheese, bread... everything except the German salami... thank god she didn't touch the German salami!

but don't worry you guys will be sucking ass on her when you see her at the next convention.. because she is so HOT!! my suggestion, don't shake hands with her :winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Google Expert 05-28-2018 06:17 AM

Why are you allowing skanks anywhere near your fridge in the first place?

CurrentlySober 05-28-2018 08:14 AM

i cunt a4da ham 2 throw away... :(

brassmonkey 05-28-2018 08:56 AM

you shooting bag ladies?? trash bag niche :) j/k

blackmonsters 05-28-2018 09:02 AM

The professionalism here is astonishing.

OneHungLo 05-28-2018 10:24 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh might make for an interesting write off.

Grapesoda 05-28-2018 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22277514)
The professionalism here is astonishing.

yeah, I can see where 'washing your fucking hands' might be an issue with a cat like you....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh








j/k homes

dyna mo 05-28-2018 10:36 AM

everyone has dirty hands. That's just a fact. It's impossible to wash your hands enough times throughout the day to never have dirty hands.

and a stinky pussy doesn't always = bacteria.

Bladewire 05-28-2018 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22277426)
damn!! shooting a model with a stinky pussy that would not wash her hands.... she grabbed my 'lunchmeat' our of the fridge and made a sandwich.. I threw everything out after she left... ham, cheese, bread... everything except the German salami... thank god she didn't touch the German salami!

but don't worry you guys will be sucking ass on her when you see her at the next convention.. because she is so HOT!! my suggestion, don't shake hands with her :winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I love your stories, even the ones that make my stomach turn and thank God I'm Gay :1orglaugh:thumbsup

Why didn't you just give the ham to your dog?

Grapesoda 05-28-2018 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22277562)
I love your stories, even the ones that make my stomach turn and thank God I'm Gay :1orglaugh:thumbsup

Why didn't you just give the ham to your dog?

my dog doesn't get peeps food :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


young guys look at me and say fuck I bet you have a fun life!!! i's just a weird life to me :thumbsup

Bladewire 05-28-2018 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22277582)
my dog doesn't get peeps food :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Smart :thumbsup

dyna mo 05-28-2018 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22277591)
Smart :thumbsup

we feed our dog people food, several vets recommended us to do so. organic ground bison, organic vegetable like carrots and peas, and occasionally rice with liver/kidneys mixed in, home cooked especial for our little guy. we rotate out organic chicken for the bison sometimes.

it's healthy, magic for our dog, and scrumptious.

brassmonkey 05-28-2018 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22277582)
my dog doesn't get peeps food :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


since when is ham "peeps food?" you fucking hippie! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i remember that bitch you posted with those crusty cracked feet! :Oh crap:1orglaugh :helpme reminded me of iman omg her name is i man :1orglaugh :Oh crap
https://i.imgur.com/qnFO3Y9.jpg

GAMEFINEST 05-28-2018 11:20 AM

Stinky pussy on a hot girl.

great combo

Bladewire 05-28-2018 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22277598)
we feed our dog people food, several vets recommended us to do so. organic ground bison, organic vegetable like carrots and peas, and occasionally rice with liver/kidneys mixed in, home cooked especial for our little guy. we rotate out organic chicken for the bison sometimes.

it's healthy, magic for our dog, and scrumptious.

What kind of dog do you have?

I cook for my dog too. He gets an omelette with cheese rice, veggies and 1 eggshell for calcium. He loves it. Then he has Purina One Smartblend for lunch, that also sits out the rest the day in case he gets hungry. At dinner time he has the heathy part of anything I fix, the meats & veg ( no breads, pastas, sweets etc. )

The only problem is he begs for what I'm eating, even though he's already eaten , I don't like that. So maybe it's smart they just get dog food then they never beg because they don't know what they're missing.

dyna mo 05-28-2018 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22277607)
What kind of dog do you have?

I cook for my dog too. He gets an omelette with cheese rice, veggies and 1 eggshell for calcium. He loves it. Then he has Purina One Smartblend for lunch, that also sits out the rest the day in case he gets hungry. At dinner time he has the heathy part of anything I fix, the meats & veg ( no breads, pastas, sweets etc. )

The only problem is he begs for what I'm eating, even though he's already eaten , I don't like that.

right on! they know the love is in the cooking!

we have a 12 year old long coated chihuahua. He's never been a table begger, i guess that would be an issue if so. But also, we don't feed him from the table.

the eggshell/calcium is important for these sorts of diets. we use powdered organic calcium.

ErectMedia 05-28-2018 11:35 AM

real men eat yeast infested pussy :repuke

CaptainHowdy 05-28-2018 01:56 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ... Post some snaps of that skank.

onwebcam 05-28-2018 02:38 PM

Put a note on the fridge. "Please wash hands before inserting them in my box"

kane 05-28-2018 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22277426)
damn!! shooting a model with a stinky pussy that would not wash her hands.... she grabbed my 'lunchmeat' our of the fridge and made a sandwich.. I threw everything out after she left... ham, cheese, bread... everything except the German salami... thank god she didn't touch the German salami!

but don't worry you guys will be sucking ass on her when you see her at the next convention.. because she is so HOT!! my suggestion, don't shake hands with her :winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

How stinky are we talking? Like, you could smell it if you were close kind of stinky or you can smell it across the room?

brassmonkey 05-28-2018 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 22277692)
How stinky are we talking? Like, you could smell it if you were close kind of stinky or you can smell it across the room?

does it matter? if she was rubbing herself in the shoot jumps up and makes something

kane 05-28-2018 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22277709)
does it matter? if she was rubbing herself in the shoot jumps up and makes something

I was just curious. If it were me and I could smell her on the other side of the room I would likely suggest she go take a shower.

It's nasty no matter what, I'm just trying to decide if she is mentally ill or what.

OneHungLo 05-28-2018 04:17 PM

I met a chick at a concert and the next thing I knew I was banging her next to a dumpster. I had to stop because of the smell. I thought it was the dumpster so I brought her to my car only to find out it was her pussy. Her cunt stunk like a dumpster. I still fucked her though...i just held my breath.

brassmonkey 05-28-2018 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 22277730)
I was just curious. If it were me and I could smell her on the other side of the room I would likely suggest she go take a shower.

It's nasty no matter what, I'm just trying to decide if she is mentally ill or what.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22277733)
I met a chick at a concert and the next thing I knew I was banging her next to a dumpster. I had to stop because of the smell. I thought it was the dumpster so I brought her to my car only to find out it was her pussy. Her cunt stunk like a dumpster. I still fucked her though...i just held my breath.

a whole 30 secs?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 05-28-2018 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22277599)
since when is ham "peeps food?" you fucking hippie! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i remember that bitch you posted with those crusty cracked feet! :Oh crap:1orglaugh :helpme reminded me of iman omg her name is i man :1orglaugh :Oh crap
https://i.imgur.com/qnFO3Y9.jpg

bro I shoot what sells.... if a guy like black monster needs crusty black feet to jerk on, I shoot it.... simple enough...

my dog ONLY gets dog food or food I give to him personally...

Grapesoda 05-28-2018 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 22277692)
How stinky are we talking? Like, you could smell it if you were close kind of stinky or you can smell it across the room?

I'm a pussy shooter.... if pussy stinks on a scale of 1-10. 10 is just as bad as a 1. in a professional environment pussy has no smell.

Bladewire 05-28-2018 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22277794)
I'm a pussy shooter.... if pussy stinks on a scale of 1-10. 10 is just as bad as a 1. in a professional environment pussy has no smell.

That is so fucking nasty I swear to God ! :1orglaugh Thank GOD the stinkiest thing I've ever shot is a guy with stinky feet other than a former Penthouse model I was shooting 18 years ago that had a squid pussy and halitosis. Getting the shot between her legs as she blew a guy and breathe down was THE worst shooting experiences of my entire life

Look Chang 05-28-2018 08:10 PM

A pussy must smell pussy and sex, would you prefer to lick a soap ? :stoned

CaptainHowdy 05-29-2018 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22277808)
A pussy must smell pussy and sex, would you prefer to lick a soap ? :stoned

Spoken like a true libertine, Look Chang . . .

Matyko 05-29-2018 05:16 AM

gfy is still a good place to visit daily :)

balint 05-29-2018 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 22277948)
gfy is still a good place to visit daily :)

Totally true :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 05-29-2018 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22277791)
bro I shoot what sells.... if a guy like black monster needs crusty black feet to jerk on, I shoot it.... simple enough...

my dog ONLY gets dog food or food I give to him personally...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh OMG!!!!!!!!

Grapesoda 05-29-2018 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22277808)
A pussy must smell pussy and sex, would you prefer to lick a soap ? :stoned

well you are way the fuck out pf the loop or you fuck nasty chicks :2 cents:

Grapesoda 05-29-2018 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22278047)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh OMG!!!!!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

RyuLion 05-29-2018 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22277791)
bro I shoot what sells.... if a guy like black monster needs crusty black feet to jerk on, I shoot it.... simple enough...

my dog ONLY gets dog food or food I give to him personally...

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Yeah, I don't spoil my dog either, so he doesn't ever cry, beg or interrupts me while I work.
#iamthepackleader

dyna mo 05-29-2018 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 22278119)
:thumbsup:thumbsup

Yeah, I don't spoil my dog either, so he doesn't ever cry, beg or interrupts me while I work.
#iamthepackleader

feeding a dog healthy, veterinarian recommended food is hardly spoiling a dog and it has zero to do with a dog crying, begging, or interrupting work.

brassmonkey 05-29-2018 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22278145)
feeding a dog healthy, veterinarian recommended food is hardly spoiling a dog and it has zero to do with a dog crying, begging, or interrupting work.

you and ryu are mean!!! :disgust my dogs ran off two teens that just my fence. they had steak that evening. police swarmed with heli it was fun. your vet is just advise. do you spoil yourself with things you are not suppose to based on recommendations?

dyna mo 05-29-2018 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22278149)
you and ryu are mean!!! :disgust my dogs ran off two teens that just my fence. they had steak that evening. police swarmed with heli it was fun. your vet is just advise. do you spoil yourself with things you are not suppose to based on recommendations?

Why would I trust some random dog food company with my dog's health? Convenience is the only reason. Pouring a pile of kibble in a bowl is much easier than sourcing healthy quality ingredients and cooking them. Our dog is a part of our family, we take his health just as importantly as any one's in our family.

Bladewire 05-29-2018 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22278219)
Why would I trust some random dog food company with my dog's health? Convenience is the only reason.

I kind of feel the same way. I'm on the fence and only and pro the dog food because of the vitamins and minerals added but you can never know for sure if they are and a lot of the dog food is made in China. And one of my previous dogs got sick we had to go to the vet because of dog treats from Costco that were poisoned in China by using the wrong ingredient.

davidCRM 05-30-2018 12:16 AM

this thread is going places

Dead 05-30-2018 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22278241)
I kind of feel the same way. I'm on the fence and only and pro the dog food because of the vitamins and minerals added but you can never know for sure if they are and a lot of the dog food is made in China. And one of my previous dogs got sick we had to go to the vet because of dog treats from Costco that were poisoned in China by using the wrong ingredient.

Most likely melamine. Fuck Cosco

If you do a little research you can find reputable suppliers of good, healthy kibble. I go to an organic store that sells https://www.sportmix.com/dog-foodbrand for our 4 pups and they look, and act wonderful. As long as corn is no where near the top of the ingredients you should be fine :2 cents:

bronco67 05-30-2018 03:58 AM

I don't know dude...even when you complain about someone being shitty to you, there's still a strong sense that you're probably shittier than the person wronging you.

Tasty1 05-30-2018 06:18 AM

I know what she did with that big salami, that is even worse than she did with the the ham...

Grapesoda 05-30-2018 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 22278119)
:thumbsup:thumbsup

Yeah, I don't spoil my dog either, so he doesn't ever cry, beg or interrupts me while I work.
#iamthepackleader

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 05-30-2018 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22278241)
I kind of feel the same way. I'm on the fence and only and pro the dog food because of the vitamins and minerals added but you can never know for sure if they are and a lot of the dog food is made in China. And one of my previous dogs got sick we had to go to the vet because of dog treats from Costco that were poisoned in China by using the wrong ingredient.


I feed Killer https://www.royalcanin.com/ specifically https://www.royalcanin.com/products/dog/giant

Grapesoda 05-30-2018 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22278505)
I don't know dude...even when you complain about someone being shitty to you, there's still a strong sense that you're probably shittier than the person wronging you.

you know what I just noticed about you guys... for reals..... from the comments guys like you make on Quora... you guys are 'shame based'.... at the very core of your 'self' there is a deep rooted shame...

I do not have that. I am inner directed however I am not shame based. not sure why you guys are like that... we all have to survive our indignities and humiliations from child hood.... straight up, that last model I told about my childhood started crying .... sleep depravation, confinements, beatings, humiliation... all that shit until I could get out...

thing is for some reason I'm not shame based... my focus is and always has been 'survival'. what I wanted to be when I grew up was alive.

I guess when you grow up with big time hardcore issue, dealing with that doesn't leave time for shame. I have grown to appreciate the childhood I had for what I have been gifted from the experience.

seriously you need to believe me on this.. this is REALITY. I am not like you internally, emotionally or spiritually. I don't read or watch the same media presentations and press releases you do... I watch documentaries and collage lectures 99% of time. what I saying is all the supposed insults you are delivering are meaningless to me.

I actually get more from the crows where I live. when they show up, I holler at them when they are hollering... you can call a crow down to the ground.

then the crows started tracking me as I walk though the woods...they look out for me high patrol... the crows alert and circle any coyotes in the area.... it's pretty fucking amazing....

sat, I watch a falcon strike about 2 feet out side my passenger car widow... you ever see that so close? I hadn't.

so then I hit gfy for a few laughs and then you.... really dude? non impact on me all all. you are not playing in the same park I am, not even close and you have no idea what the game is, I wish you nothing but the best :2 cents:

CurrentlySober 05-30-2018 07:13 AM

Perhaps, we, (GFY) as a community, could consider setting up a go fund me page to replace the ham?

I think it would be a nice thing to do...

directfiesta 05-30-2018 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22277791)
bro I shoot what smells.... if a guy like black monster needs crusty black feet to jerk on, I shoot it.... simple enough...

my dog ONLY gets dog food or food I give to him personally...

fixed !

456123

Bladewire 05-30-2018 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22278567)
you know what I just noticed about you guys... for reals..... from the comments guys like you make on Quora... you guys are 'shame based'.... at the very core of your 'self' there is a deep rooted shame...

I do not have that. I am inner directed however I am not shame based. not sure why you guys are like that... we all have to survive our indignities and humiliations from child hood.... straight up, that last model I told about my childhood started crying .... sleep depravation, confinements, beatings, humiliation... all that shit until I could get out...

thing is for some reason I'm not shame based... my focus is and always has been 'survival'. what I wanted to be when I grew up was alive.

I guess when you grow up with big time hardcore issue, dealing with that doesn't leave time for shame. I have grown to appreciate the childhood I had for what I have been gifted from the experience.

seriously you need to believe me on this.. this is REALITY. I am not like you internally, emotionally or spiritually. I don't read or watch the same media presentations and press releases you do... I watch documentaries and collage lectures 99% of time. what I saying is all the supposed insults you are delivering are meaningless to me.

I actually get more from the crows where I live. when they show up, I holler at them when they are hollering... you can call a crow down to the ground.

then the crows started tracking me as I walk though the woods...they look out for me high patrol... the crows alert and circle any coyotes in the area.... it's pretty fucking amazing....

sat, I watch a falcon strike about 2 feet out side my passenger car widow... you ever see that so close? I hadn't.

so then I hit gfy for a few laughs and then you.... really dude? non impact on me all all. you are not playing in the same park I am, not even close and you have no idea what the game is, I wish you nothing but the best :2 cents:

I knew we had something in common my Spidey senses were tingling all over 🕸️🕷️

Bladewire 05-30-2018 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22278571)
Perhaps, we, (GFY) as a community, could consider setting up a go fund me page to replace the ham?

I think it would be a nice thing to do...

Shouldn't the GoFundMe be for the models rotten pussy? Who knows how much more ham has become victim in producers refrigerators across the nation? Or even things she touches at the grocery store!

Or perhaps we can donate to this new Kickstarter the Pussy Fresh Saver so pussy will never go bad again


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