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Smack dat 05-14-2018 04:27 PM

Did you ever die before?
 
My friend recently had an incident where his heart stopped beating. I am told it was actually over several minutes and he was certified dead. He made a full recovery though.

Anyone else died and come back to tell the tale?

Colmike9 05-14-2018 04:47 PM

Before I was born, technically I was dead..

crockett 05-14-2018 04:54 PM

When I was like 10 we were at the beach, my dad and brother pushed on a wave with a surfboard. Somehow I fell off the front and the fin hit me in the back of the head.

I was in the water face down just floating before they pulled me out. I don't think I was knocked out, but I also didn't try to lift my head out of the water.

I just kinda floated there and it was very peaceful. Still remember it to this day. Wasnt like I had to have moth to moth recesitation or anything but it was all just very peaceful and I just kinda floated there.

CaptainHowdy 05-14-2018 05:21 PM

I died a little today ...

Look Chang 05-14-2018 06:08 PM

I die at night and resuscitate in the morning, I mean until now ... :stoned

Grapesoda 05-14-2018 09:33 PM

alcohol poisoning once. don't remember a think. just spoke with a buddy on the phone yesterday who flat lined after a traffic accident. still in the hospital in fact. he told me he is different now however he did not specify what the difference is nor go into any more detail.

I have had 1 OBE from drugs. that was weird.

SBJ 05-14-2018 09:39 PM

nope, but I did die once in a nightmare. I was beheaded by a huge machete and after my body fell to the ground I felt myself hover over my dead body like 30 foot up and the guy was laughing as he picked up my severed head. I had that dream 20 some years ago (in my 20's) but it seemed so real I've never got it out of my head.

kuprum 05-14-2018 10:24 PM

I saw a white light at the end of the tunnel. And also the colour movie about my life. Very-very fast movie....

just a punk 05-14-2018 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22269915)
alcohol poisoning once.

How much alcohol the one must drink to be poisoned? I can drink a liter of vodka and will stand on my feet. It doesn't mean I do it constantly, but I have tried and nothing has happened to me ;) I'm about 72 kilograms, btw.

Zeiss 05-14-2018 10:41 PM

Sure did. It was interesting. Don't even wanna go through that again. Couldn't it just all finally end!? Obviously no...

Kittens 05-14-2018 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22269930)
How much alcohol the one must drink to be poisoned? I can drink a liter of vodka and will stand on my feet. It doesn't mean I do it constantly, but I have tried and nothing has happened to me ;) I'm about 72 kilograms, btw.

Isn't Vodka what you Ruskies drink instead of water?

just a punk 05-14-2018 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeiss (Post 22269931)
Couldn't it just all finally end!? Obviously no...

There is no light in the end. There is no hell and heaven. When we die, we just get switched off and simply rotten.

Zeiss 05-14-2018 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22269934)
There is no light in the end. There is no hell and heaven. When we die, we just get switched off a simply rotten.

Some maybe. :(

SBJ 05-14-2018 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22269930)
How much alcohol the one must drink to be poisoned? I can drink a liter of vodka and will stand on my feet. It doesn't mean I do it constantly, but I have tried and nothing has happened to me ;) I'm about 72 kilograms, btw.

36 draft beers, 20 jager bombs, and 3 patrons for me.

just a punk 05-14-2018 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kittens (Post 22269933)
Isn't Vodka what you Ruskies drink instead of water?

Sure. I do drink it every time when I want to make a tea of coffee. I'm so rich so I buy vodka instead of bottled water to put it into my water dispenser.

just a punk 05-14-2018 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 22269936)
36 draft beers, 20 jager bombs, and 3 patrons for me.

That (especially the jager bombs) will make you drunk like a shit, but you will not die of that. You will puke and piss like a horse.

SBJ 05-14-2018 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22269939)
That (especially the jager bombs) will make you drunk like a shit, but you will not die of that. You will puke and piss like a horse.

alcohol poison doesn't mean you die.. I never said I died but I was hospitalized after that night after a nasty fall for 25 days and I was told that I was most likely alcohol poisoned when I told the doctor about what happened.

just a punk 05-14-2018 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeiss (Post 22269935)
Some maybe.

Some maybe not? They don't get rotten after death? Jesus Christ is that you? Re-login please.

AndyRxProfits 05-15-2018 12:41 AM

I had NDE once when I was little. Since that day I have great appreciation for life!

CurrentlySober 05-15-2018 01:22 AM

Yes. Back in 1991 in Hospital. I had encephalitis. I wrote a detailed account of what happened once on GFY, but cant find it with the crappy search atm, and tbh, i cunt be assed to type it all again.

EddyTheDog 05-15-2018 02:14 AM

I have a cardiac problem called SVT and they give you a drug called Adenosine - It stops your heart for a few seconds and you feel it happen and see it on the monitor - It's like a heart reboot - strange experience...

Bladewire 05-15-2018 02:23 AM

Sometimes GFY be like no fair, "no fair!" , " NO FAIR!" @ 00:23





klinton 05-15-2018 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22269930)
How much alcohol the one must drink to be poisoned? I can drink a liter of vodka and will stand on my feet. It doesn't mean I do it constantly, but I have tried and nothing has happened to me ;) I'm about 72 kilograms, btw.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

klinton 05-15-2018 04:33 AM

does being trapped in Eternity of time(which in reality was 1-2 seconds) count as being death ?
if not, then I guess that every night I die, to be reborn every morning...

Grapesoda 05-15-2018 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22269930)
How much alcohol the one must drink to be poisoned? I can drink a liter of vodka and will stand on my feet. It doesn't mean I do it constantly, but I have tried and nothing has happened to me ;) I'm about 72 kilograms, btw.

a litter straight up in 5 - 10 min. I was 16, weighed about 130 lb. now 205 lb, 6 feet

Grapesoda 05-15-2018 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22270004)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

drink a litter of vodka in one drink and you will certainly have a great laugh :2 cents:

just a punk 05-15-2018 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22270018)
a litter straight up in 5 - 10 min. I was 16, weighed about 130 lb. now 205 lb, 6 feet

When you Americans will use the metric system already? I don't understand all those lb's, feet and horse asses. Sorry for being rude, but your system is very very very weird...

One kilometer has 1000 meters. The water freezes at 0 Celsius and boils at 100. One liter of water is equal to one kilogram. What will happen if the US guy lose a radio resistor somewhere at the North pole? He will cry and die? Any Russian will just paint it (sounds funny, right) with a simple pencil on a paper and insert the contacts into the corners. A one square centimeter of the area drawn by a simple pencil is equal to the resistance of one ohm. I can post countless examples of how the metric system works.

CjTheFish 05-15-2018 06:24 AM

Everyone knows I've been killed before!

CaptainHowdy 05-15-2018 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22270006)
does being trapped in Eternity of time

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qvTTMRrDgV...aphsteel34.jpg

Kittens 05-15-2018 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22270037)
When you Americans will use the metric system already?

https://i.imgur.com/pQ0kYDt.png

klinton 05-15-2018 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22270020)
drink a litter of vodka in one drink and you will certainly have a great laugh :2 cents:

Why, what for ? What is the purpose of that, except of life risking ?
Am I MTV's kid ? Am I kid at all ? Am I stupid ?
U have to know how to drink :)

klinton 05-15-2018 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kittens (Post 22270439)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

what is even worse, that US didn't do it on Russian rocket engines, but its own !!!

pimpmaster9000 05-15-2018 04:01 PM

I kill people a little a lot in training...especially when doing the triangle choke they almost pass out but they be bitches and tap...its almost like dying, a bit...the triangle is a blood choke you can breather but the supply of blood to the brain is stopped...you start to turn "off", first your peripheral vision narrows and then you start to fade out and the darkness is starting to take over...then you tap...or not LOL...

its funny to watch peoples reactions when you wake them up from a pass out :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 05-15-2018 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22270037)
When you Americans will use the metric system already? I don't understand all those lb's, feet and horse asses. Sorry for being rude, but your system is very very very weird...

One kilometer has 1000 meters. The water freezes at 0 Celsius and boils at 100. One liter of water is equal to one kilogram. What will happen if the US guy lose a radio resistor somewhere at the North pole? He will cry and die? Any Russian will just paint it (sounds funny, right) with a simple pencil on a paper and insert the contacts into the corners. A one square centimeter of the area drawn by a simple pencil is equal to the resistance of one ohm. I can post countless examples of how the metric system works.

look you are being a total dumb ass and I'll prove it to you right fucking now with one question. you ready butt wipe?

do you have the fucking time and energy to LEARN and entire new set of measurements and math for EVERYTHING?

well dumb fuck do you??

Grapesoda 05-15-2018 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22270445)
Why, what for ? What is the purpose of that, except of life risking ?
Am I MTV's kid ? Am I kid at all ? Am I stupid ?
U have to know how to drink :)

you had stupid shit to say about my actual experience in life at 15, go fuck yourself.. or drink a litter of vodka straight up and figure it out yourself... all the same to me :2 cents:

Grapesoda 05-15-2018 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 22269941)
alcohol poison doesn't mean you die.. I never said I died but I was hospitalized after that night after a nasty fall for 25 days and I was told that I was most likely alcohol poisoned when I told the doctor about what happened.

I was found blue on the floor and rushed to a hospital... stayed 4-5 days...

thirdworldxxx 05-15-2018 04:09 PM

https://media.giphy.com/media/lRZjlasctAcvu/giphy.gif

pimpmaster9000 05-15-2018 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22270477)
look you are being a total dumb ass and I'll prove it to you right fucking now with one question. you ready butt wipe?

do you have the fucking time and energy to LEARN and entire new set of measurements and math for EVERYTHING?

well dumb fuck do you??

dude the metric system is simple as fuck...you can learn it in like 1 minute :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

just a punk 05-15-2018 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kittens (Post 22270439)

Why you are so uneducated? Those were Nazi German rocket engines and those were made based on guess what? :) The metric system - Nazis don't measure anything in horse asses :1orglaugh

The Americans would never done anything like that. The whole "US" space program was done by Nazis (by fuckin' Nazis, Karl!!!). Wernher von Braun is dead now and the Americans have to use the Russian rockets. They had 6 shuttles and 2 of them have crashed and killed all the crews. Ilon Mask is a cool guy, he can send his Tesla into space, but he still can not do something like the Soviet Union did in 1961.

...and you know. First on the Moon was not Armstrong. It was the Soviet robot in 1966: Luna 9 - Wikipedia

Educate yourself ;)

BTW, read something about one and the only country which was to Venus (and not once) - the one of the most extremely deadly planet in the Solar System.

https://www.researchgate.net/profile...al-axis-of.ppm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22270477)
do you have the fucking time and energy to LEARN and entire new set of measurements and math for EVERYTHING?

Yes of course, I HAVE IT. The metric system is a base for everything in our life. And that's not just my words. The scientists use it (yep, even the American ones) to design space rockets and everything else. I really don't understand why you don't learn it in the school and still measure everything with horse asses, lb's and other shit from the stone ages.

Are you satisfied with my answer?

P.S. One kilometer is equal to 1000 meters. One meter is equal to 10 decrements or 100 centimeters. One centimeter is equal to 10 millimeters or 10000 micrometers. Not simple enough? Now try to convert these numbers into the US horse ass sizes.

just a punk 05-16-2018 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22270477)
do you have the fucking time and energy to LEARN and entire new set of measurements and math for EVERYTHING?

And my P.S. about math. Einstein has given you a simple math formula for everything: e=mc^2

What does it mean? It does men the power (theoretical of course) of a nuclear bomb - the energy of it's blast will be equal to it's mass, multiplied by the speed of light in a square. But now just reverse it to see what "m" (the mass) does mean there. And... oops... you've just got a formula of the University. I mean a formula of the World. A one small formula that describes the existence of all galaxies and of us of course.

Don't you really learn it in the school? In Russian schools (not even in the universities) we learn integrals, logarithms, stereometry etc. Once again, I mean a basic education - the one you complete in 16-17 years. And it's free of course.

brassmonkey 05-16-2018 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22269938)
Sure. I do drink it every time when I want to make a tea of coffee. I'm so rich so I buy vodka instead of bottled water to put it into my water dispenser.

wtf is a tea of coffee? drunk talk for filler up??!!

klinton 05-16-2018 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22270582)
But now just try to reverse it to see what "m" does mean there. And... oops... you've just got a formula of the University. I mean a formula of the World. A one small formula that describes the existence of all galaxies and us of course

https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/mul...r_3169423b.jpg

klinton 05-16-2018 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22270564)
The metric system - Nazis don't measure anything in horse asses :1orglaugh

with what the commies were measuring things ?
I heard that genetics was forbidden in Soviet Union for some time because it was a burgeouise science
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysenkoism

just a punk 05-16-2018 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22270586)
wtf is a tea of coffee? drunk talk for filler up??!!

"or", not "of". Dude, I have a digraphy (sorry that's my problem) and I usually type not those liters I want to post... That's not because I don't know English, I do the same in Russian and be sure - I know Russian very well. I just make a few mistakes in a single word.

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22270588)
with what the commies were measuring things ?

After 1917? The metric system, of course.

just a punk 05-16-2018 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22270587)

I didn't get it. Do you really that stupid? The formula shows that the energy can create a mass (physical objects from "nothing"). It clearly describes the so-called "Big Bang" theory (don't confuse with a TV show).

God, guys where have you got your education? :disgust

klinton 05-16-2018 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22270596)
The formula shows that the energy can create a mass (physical objects from "nothing"). It clearly describes the so-called "Big Bang" theory (don't confuse with a TV show).

Anyone (smart enough :winkwink::winkwink::winkwink:) that did bigger doses of psychedelics experienced it by himself and doesnt need Einstein formula for it.
No Biggy !

Kat 05-16-2018 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22269938)
Sure. I do drink it every time when I want to make a tea of coffee. I'm so rich so I buy vodka instead of bottled water to put it into my water dispenser.

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):

Grapesoda 05-16-2018 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22270582)
And my P.S. about math. Einstein has given you a simple math formula for everything: e=mc^2

What does it mean? It does men the power (theoretical of course) of a nuclear bomb - the energy of it's blast will be equal to it's mass, multiplied by the speed of light in a square. But now just reverse it to see what "m" (the mass) does mean there. And... oops... you've just got a formula of the University. I mean a formula of the World. A one small formula that describes the existence of all galaxies and of us of course.

Don't you really learn it in the school? In Russian schools (not even in the universities) we learn integrals, logarithms, stereometry etc. Once again, I mean a basic education - the one you complete in 16-17 years. And it's free of course.

actually I was an IV drug user at 12 years old and didn't really 'Do" much school... not being born with a russiin gold spoon in my mouth and up my ass :1orglaugh

Grapesoda 05-16-2018 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22270564)
Why you are so uneducated? Those were Nazi German rocket engines and those were made based on guess what? :) The metric system - Nazis don't measure anything in horse asses :1orglaugh

The Americans would never done anything like that. The whole "US" space program was done by Nazis (by fuckin' Nazis, Karl!!!). Wernher von Braun is dead now and the Americans have to use the Russian rockets. They had 6 shuttles and 2 of them have crashed and killed all the crews. Ilon Mask is a cool guy, he can send his Tesla into space, but he still can not do something like the Soviet Union did in 1961.

...and you know. First on the Moon was not Armstrong. It was the Soviet robot in 1966: Luna 9 - Wikipedia

Educate yourself ;)

BTW, read something about one and the only country which was to Venus (and not once) - the one of the most extremely deadly planet in the Solar System.

https://www.researchgate.net/profile...al-axis-of.ppm



Yes of course, I HAVE IT. The metric system is a base for everything in our life. And that's not just my words. The scientists use it (yep, even the American ones) to design space rockets and everything else. I really don't understand why you don't learn it in the school and still measure everything with horse asses, lb's and other shit from the stone ages.

Are you satisfied with my answer?

P.S. One kilometer is equal to 1000 meters. One meter is equal to 10 decrements or 100 centimeters. One centimeter is equal to 10 millimeters or 10000 micrometers. Not simple enough? Now try to convert these numbers into the US horse ass sizes.

no you don't dumb ass :1orglaugh and if the metric is so fucking clever why don't you guys fix time... fuck 60 seconds and 60 minutes should be 100 seconds right dipshit? 10 hours in a day? or 100?or it that way in the russia now?? and just a big state secret? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PR_Glen 05-16-2018 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kittens (Post 22270439)

astronauts use the metric system...


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