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Bladewire 05-08-2018 01:24 PM

BREAKING! Stormy Daniels indicates that Trump has a small deformed penis, has photos
 

Wich one you think he has? My guess is an extra all #1. What do you think?

"First she allegedly fucked the president. Now she’s the Penthouse Pet of the century. Legendary porn star and director Stormy Daniels confesses all."

https://penthouse.com/pages/stormy-d...my-Daniels.php

What the hell? … Strutting the Solid Gold runway in six-inch heels and sequined Little Red Riding coat, Stormy Daniels found herself taken aback by the crowd. Middle-aged men occasionally brought a wife or girlfriend to the show, but this was unexpected. Straight women commandeered the front row. As Stormy lifted her hood and began peeling away the fairy-tale costume, the women roared.

“Go get ’em!” shouted one.

“Fuck Trump!” said another.

Within minutes, the stage was littered with tens and twenties. According to Stormy and her personal assistant, Kayla Paige, the night netted roughly $2,000 in tips.

Following the performance, Kayla and Stormy maintained their usual routine, tossing the cash into a laundry basket filled with merchandise (Stormy’s porn DVDs, autographed 8 by 10 photographs). They recall ascending the stairs to the Fort Lauderdale strip club’s VIP room, only to discover a new fan demographic: gaggles of gay men, lining up, faces glowing as they clutched bags of Cheetos, the neon orange snack with a tinge some liken to that of the Commander in Chief, President Donald J. Trump. Along with snapshots, autographs, and gushing came a special request.

For an additional sum, would Stormy stomp Cheetos into the ground?

“I’ll do anything for $20,” Stormy replied.

Money was exchanged, Cheetos were scattered, and the hardworking porn star turned international news story ground them to orange powder beneath her high-heeled stripper shoes.

She laughed, but Stormy and Kayla recall the autograph sessions growing serious.

“I’ve never been to a strip club, but I had to come see you,” one woman confessed.

“I fucking hate [Trump],” another lady whispered.

Ever since the Wall Street Journal published a story alleging Stormy took $130,000 to sign a nondisclosure agreement which forbid her from discussing a 2006 consensual sexual encounter with Donald Trump, the 39-year-old has become a political Rorschach test. Women thank her at the grocery store for inspiring them to speak up, sharing their personal #MeToo stories. Conspiracy theorists call her the “Deep State’s Plan B” if the multiple Russia investigations fail to bring down Trump.

On Twitter the leftist resistance has hailed her as a saving grace that might lead to impeachment. Leaders of the evangelical right have ignored Stormy — if they acknowledged the scandal, how could they defend their beloved Trump? — but atheists have used this reaction as proof of Christian hypocrisy.

The only person who sees Stormy’s story as not political is Stormy herself.

“I’m fine with women coming up to me and saying, ‘You’ve inspired me.’ That’s great. But I’m quick to point out that’s not my story,” she says. “I suck dick for a living. Nobody wants to know what I think about the wall or health care. Do I have political opinions? Yes. But I’m not interested in sharing them because I am fully aware that it’s my job and my service to society to be an entertainer. Yes, my version of being an entertainer happens to be a porn star, which makes it even more important: I am an escape from reality.”

But if Stormy doesn’t want to be part of a political agenda, what does she want?

JFK 05-08-2018 01:28 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Bladewire 05-08-2018 01:38 PM


LetterTwenty7 05-08-2018 01:44 PM

omg people... i am sure he has a normal penis with weird pubes :D

Bladewire 05-08-2018 01:45 PM


kane 05-08-2018 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by LetterTwenty7 (Post 22266369)
omg people... i am sure he has a normal penis with weird pubes :D

Do you think he has the same hair style down there?

Acepimp 05-08-2018 03:06 PM



:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 05-08-2018 03:21 PM

I respect your way to reharsh a previous thread of yours, BW :thumbsup.

EddyTheDog 05-08-2018 03:30 PM

I remember a guy who had a dick like a small mushroom - It scared me - I thought if he does manage to get that thing in it's not coming out without surgical intervention...

Such a shame - He was so cute.....

bronco67 05-08-2018 04:04 PM

Does anyone think Trump is well hung? No guy with a big swinging dick needs to act the way he does. He overcompensates so heavily he's practically a woman.

I would love for the world to know he's a bad lover with a tiny dick -- and see proof of it. Something like that would obliterate him.

beerptrol 05-08-2018 04:17 PM

Maybe he can use some of that Russian hush money to get a transplant or enlargemnt surgery

Daniels' lawyer: Cohen got $500K from Russian oligarch Viktor Vekselberg

bronco67 05-08-2018 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 22266446)
Maybe he can use some of that Russian hush money to get a transplant or enlargemnt surgery

Daniels' lawyer: Cohen got $500K from Russian oligarch Viktor Vekselberg

Nothing fishy about this....

Acepimp 05-08-2018 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 22266446)
Maybe he can use some of that Russian hush money to get a transplant or enlargemnt surgery

Daniels' lawyer: Cohen got $500K from Russian oligarch Viktor Vekselberg

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22266452)
Nothing fishy about this....


Stunning. Hillary Clinton Gave Russia the US Technology for Hypersonic Intercontinental Nuke Missiles

"This shocking set of emails that the Examiner reported on shows the nexus of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s foundation, Hillary Clinton’s State Department, Bill Clinton, Russian oligarch Vekselberg, and Skolkovo, “Russia’s Silicon Valley,” the Putin project to transfer Western technology to Russia that was championed and driven by Mrs. Clinton — and, what do you know, 17 out of 28 tech companies that hitched up with Skolkovo also contributed to the Clinton Foundation? What a coincidence."

Yeah, nothing suspicious at all! How bout you geniuses try again

:1orglaugh

Rochard 05-08-2018 04:35 PM

$20 is $20.

HairyChick 05-08-2018 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22266371)

One of the best pics ever!

I don’t want to think of his penis. But the man is so into himself that he’d have slyly mentioned it along the line.

Diomed 05-08-2018 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22266371)

This only showcases the alt lefts nuttery when ya really think about it.

Diomed 05-08-2018 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 22266446)
Maybe he can use some of that Russian hush money to get a transplant or enlargemnt surgery

Daniels' lawyer: Cohen got $500K from Russian oligarch Viktor Vekselberg

Hiya Bladewire.

Look Chang 05-08-2018 08:42 PM

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/pus.jpg

GAMEFINEST 05-08-2018 08:50 PM

Trump is slowly getting fucked inside out

american pervert 05-08-2018 09:32 PM

not sure what stormy has to do with the #metoo movement. she got paid for consensual sex.

k0nr4d 05-09-2018 12:00 AM

Hold on, so #4 - a normal, uncircumcised penis - is considered deformed in the US? That's what it's supposed to look like.

NatalieK 05-09-2018 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by LetterTwenty7 (Post 22266369)
omg people... i am sure he has a normal penis with weird pubes :D

why are you sure of this?

If someone that has seen him, suggests his cock is deformed, an obvious thought to me is, it´s deformed :Oh crap



I´m not understanding why people keep posting small cocks either, deformed is not size...

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C....r86 JuEhduCY

Enjoy :helpme

NatalieK 05-09-2018 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 22266621)
Hold on, so #4 - a normal, uncircumcised penis - is considered deformed in the US? That's what it's supposed to look like.

they´re not deformed, they´re different types of cock :2 cents:

CurrentlySober 05-09-2018 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22266367)


2MuchMark 05-09-2018 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22266676)

am I bad? I still have never seen Flesh Gordon.


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