Funny Quotes About Sex
 

FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT SEX

"It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
Steve Martin.

"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."
Emo Philips.

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
Woody Allen

Please feel free to add you own
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Oz

"You're gay."
MrPheer

Am not! Do you have proof? Do you have pics? :Graucho
Well then shut the fuck up!

Btw, "You're gay." :winkwink:

:321GFY
Oz

Do I even need a punchline, considering my problem?