I can make a bunch of pixels look like like boobies, believe me or not.
 

I'm a young and very motivated design student with a whole lot of experience, design knowledge and a hook on simply buying things I can't afford (mostly porn, bitches.. so give it back now will ya.). However I am broke and need some money.. Who would've thought? I have about a month to make $2000 and I sure don't want to go flip burgers or star in porn (mainly because my gf would kill me, I guess..). What I want is 10 of you guys to hire me and pay me $200 each. Or 5 to give me $400. Or 1 to.. alright you get the point. I haven't done anything adult yet, but there's always a first time and I tend to get really in to things, so I'll do a perfect job. I promise. 100% satisfaction guarantee. Paypal. Let's keep it simple. PM me, reply here or hit me up on AIM (deadpixelz) if you're interested.. or if you want to donate some dough or free porn or whatever..

Cheers, TheMob aka dot

post a portfolio of your mainstream stuff, then.

Release The SMILIES!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:ticking :ticking :ticking :ticking

I'll send my portfolio out to everybody who's interested.. but I need some sleep first.. I can do whatever you want on a very high level. I'll even do cash on delivery.

Most designers want 10 people to hire them kid.

hahah

I'm in, if it's good stuff.

Geesh, there's nothing like stiring up some interest then going to bed, ha ha ha. By the time you wake up, we'll all have forgotten about you :1orglaugh

You're one dedicated motherfucker!

what? oh shit, see sig.

Anyone wants to hire me for a programming job??
Wait... i'm going out on vacation right now tough...i'll check back in a few weeks!

;)

how much for a logo?

yeah gotta love the dedication lol. I'll contact you tomorrow for your samples :)

<BR>you need a better sob story, kid

If you don't hire me.. I'll have a better sob story..

Thing is I'm back now. Go fuck yourself! :thumbsup

now its about time you SHOW US SOME OF YOUR WORK !!!

Ok, so post your folio.

Ok,

some of the recent design work I've done includes:

http://alien.ch/portfolio.html
http://alien.ch/pinkhost.gif
http://alien.ch/javag.jpg
http://alien.ch/raffle.jpg
http://www.xosx.com

I can also do php/mysql.. and would always like some flash work, of course.

Cheers, TM

Ohh, and btw nice shoes...

http://alien.ch/javag.jpg is not your design, I know the guy that made that "content managemet system" You might have modifyed it, but its not yours

Thanks, and nice work.

Work on a hard sell, and you'll do well. Do you live in Los Angeles? Or is sicilia your real location?

OOOOPPSSS!!! Nevermind, my last post.

wtf are you talking about?

Busted?

Ok dude, I did the CMS for that site.. there simply wasn't anything out there that could do what I wanted the way I wanted.. Even if it was someone else's CMS and I changed it and made a design for it et al - it wouldn't be like stealing.. That's what the web's about. Chill.

If you enter and win this, I'll buy more.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=129051

it is NOT your design

oh boy...

:Hollering :Hollering :Hollering :Hollering :Hollering

You sure have lots of self estime and the fact you posted that message here knowing how can some members be so &^%(&^(&^$&$*& Oh well no words for that...
I think you are fucken brave very brave ..

Idf you are as talented as you say and I beleive you are somone will find you..

I wish you all the best !

You're pathetic, dude.

Would you give me an extra day? That money could save me! :)

Please IM me..

I can't. You still have almost a full 2 days tho.

OK
1 - what is you relation to www.d3holding.com that made the page
2 - I will find the CMS in its original form

Gør det.

Er du dansker?

You dident answer the question # 1

Where are the boobies?

They cost. :)

I would practice saying, "would you like that super-sized?"

Lee has her own, she knows the price.
j/k, Lee :)

LOL, actually I seem to remember the price of having them reduced :-)

who's lee?

Drink some coffee before posting, it helps :)

And people wonder why some designers want to only show you their work through email?

this is the reason, they rip people off and then show clients behind the shadows.

Asshole thieves, nothing more.

some... not all of them.

Thank you.

Talk about begging.... Why not just go get a tin cup and stand on the corner. You'll get better results. :)

I can't afford a tin cup..

"Would you like Fries with that Sir? "