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Mr Pheer 04-30-2003 02:39 PM

html question
 
How do I put the date on a website?

Smartasses need not respond

thanks

detoxed 04-30-2003 02:40 PM

try hahahahahahahahahaha

detoxed 04-30-2003 02:40 PM

or JA VA SC RI PT

Tala 04-30-2003 02:40 PM

j.a.v.a.s.c.r.i.p.t.

NBDesign 04-30-2003 02:41 PM

That is more a coding question. I can tell you how to do it for ASP if that helps. It is more a server call than an HTML tag.

European Lee 04-30-2003 02:41 PM

http://www.europeanwebmasters.com/ar...-display.shtml

In case the url gets 'hahahaha'd' out the first word after /articles/ is J A V A S C R I P T

Regards,

Lee

xroach 04-30-2003 02:41 PM

hint 1) google.com
hint 2) http://www.burstnet.com/cgi-bin/ads/...CODE/if/51297/

MattO 04-30-2003 02:42 PM

#DateFormat(Now(), "MMMM DD, YYYY")#

if you got Cold Fusion, that is

Mr Pheer 04-30-2003 02:43 PM

thanks guys

hyper 04-30-2003 02:44 PM

PHP Code:

<?php
$timestamp 
time();
$datum date("Y-m-d (D) H:i:s",$timestamp);
echo 
"Current date and local time on this server is $datum <br>\n";
?>


SicChild 04-30-2003 02:46 PM

http://www.xs4all.nl/~ppk/js/date.html

aztecvision 04-30-2003 02:48 PM

The only way of doing it in html is to hardcode it. You'll need a second scripting language to accomplish that, either php, asp or hahahahahahahahahaha should work.. :winkwink:

RedShoe 04-30-2003 03:10 PM

JA<b></b>VASCR<b></b>IPT

Have you all lost your ability to type?

fiveyes 04-30-2003 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aztecvision
The only way of doing it in html is to hardcode it. You'll need a second scripting language to accomplish that, either php, asp or hahahahahahahahahaha should work.. :winkwink:
Minor point, but:

<A HREF="http://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/0,,sid9_gci214512,00.html" target="_blank">You're using "hardcode" in the opposite sense of it's meaning.</A> Hardcoding a date in HTML would require manually updating a page every day. You use scripting to avoid such things.

foe 04-30-2003 04:16 PM

php hahahahahahahahahaha perl c c++ python ssi over a million ways to do it

AdultNex 04-30-2003 04:21 PM

http://www.wegmans.com/kitchen/ingre...mages/date.jpg

Put this image on your website.

gezzed 04-30-2003 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex
http://www.wegmans.com/kitchen/ingre...mages/date.jpg

Put this image on your website.

Damn, that took me a little longer than it should've.

traffictrader 04-30-2003 05:10 PM

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"><font size="50">JA<b></b>VASCR<b></b>IPT</font>

<font>Redshoe, I don't know what their problems are either, I mean "hahahhaahaha" doesn't that joke get old fast? Why are people still pretending gfy edits out the word
</font><font>ja</font><font>vas</font><font>cript</font>?


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