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Juicy D. Links 04-30-2003 11:53 AM

Techniques for shooting a farther load ?
 
Anybody care to share any techniques?

I like to put a rubber band on the tip of my cock and then let the pressure build and right i cant take it anymore i rip the band aid off and my load erupts. My load usually goes about 2 feet with this technique

Machete_ 04-30-2003 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Anybody care to share any techniques?

I like to put a rubber band on the tip of my cock and then let the pressure build and right i cant take it anymore i rip the band aid off and my load erupts.

I use to bite REAL hard on a powerline (make sure its 220Volts)

Juicy D. Links 04-30-2003 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by ebus_dk


I use to bite REAL hard on a powerline (make sure its 220Volts)

Wont that burn you load and cause a blockage in you cock?

Giorgio_Xo 04-30-2003 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Anybody care to share any techniques?

I like to put a rubber band on the tip of my cock and then let the pressure build and right i cant take it anymore i rip the band aid off and my load erupts. My load usually goes about 2 feet with this technique

Plenty of Zinc. Plenty of exercise. Male Kegel exercises. Curtail masturbation.

Juicy D. Links 04-30-2003 11:57 AM

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Originally posted by Giorgio_Xo


Male Kegel exercises.

What is that?

traffictrader 04-30-2003 11:57 AM

dont have sex or masturbate for 2 weeks, then it can hit the ceiling

Jakke PNG 04-30-2003 11:58 AM

I've trained my shooting muscles. I can shoot up to 50 yards.

Machete_ 04-30-2003 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks


Wont that burn you load and cause a blockage in you cock?

Its a question of timing - either you are a "l33t p0w3r b1t3r" or not - nothing in between.

I once broke a window and killed a duck 100 feet away, just by timing it right

Juicy D. Links 04-30-2003 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by ebus_dk


Its a question of timing - either you are a "l33t p0w3r b1t3r" or not - nothing in between.

I once broke a window and killed a duck 100 feet away, just by timing it right


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jabula 04-30-2003 12:07 PM

Be careful you don't blow your balls up :Graucho

gruffy 04-30-2003 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I've trained my shooting muscles. I can shoot up to 50 yards.

I aswell.

I can shoot the eye out of a housewife at 1000 feet.

Juicy D. Links 04-30-2003 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by gruffy



I aswell.

I can shoot the eye out of a housewife at 1000 feet.

Give me some pointers and tips

Fletch XXX 04-30-2003 12:39 PM

the secret lies in captain crunch and vitamin d milk.

Jakke PNG 04-30-2003 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks


Give me some pointers and tips

Just train the rectum muscle. Seriously. Don't quite know how to explain it. As if you were trying to hold your shit inside. lol.

Spunky 04-30-2003 12:41 PM

Just before your about to blow grab your sack with one hand and squeeze very hard and with the other hand reach around and stuff your fist up your ass. :glugglug

MattO 04-30-2003 12:58 PM

http://www.chesapeake.net/patpress/p...s/xmasstry.gif
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Dildozer 04-30-2003 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
http://www.chesapeake.net/patpress/p...s/xmasstry.gif
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

hahahahaha
that movie rocks!

WebTitan 04-30-2003 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
http://www.chesapeake.net/patpress/p...s/xmasstry.gif
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

careful where you aim that thing!

vegas2003 04-30-2003 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Anybody care to share any techniques?

I like to put a rubber band on the tip of my cock and then let the pressure build and right i cant take it anymore i rip the band aid off and my load erupts. My load usually goes about 2 feet with this technique

I know you are joking, but the only possible way is to do the kegel exercise where you practice squeezing and holding the muscle that controls the flow of urine-how far you shoot is something you are born with for the most part

HeadPimp 04-30-2003 07:08 PM

Who cares about distance when the chick is swallowing...?

Juicy D. Links 04-30-2003 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by HeadPimp
Who cares about distance when the chick is swallowing...?
Good point, I never took that into consideration

galleryseek 04-30-2003 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks


Good point, I never took that into consideration

although.. to leave your "signature" with her, it would be nice to sting the back of her throat.

Easton 04-30-2003 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by galleryseek


although.. to leave your "signature" with her, it would be nice to sting the back of her throat.

been there, done that, got my video clip... :thumbsup

Hammer 04-30-2003 07:21 PM

Here's what you need.

http://www.mioplex.com/


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