How much trouble i'm in right now ?
 

What would you do ?

The IMPOSSIBLE did happened .. Forgot the Wife Birthday few days ago. :party-smi

That day my Mother in Law was texting me around dinner time about

In Law text: " I HOPE YOU DID NOT FORGET ? "

I replied : Forget what ?

In Law replied : ITS YOUR WIFE Birthday today

I replied: Silence, silence silence :helpme

I replied: Are you for real ? this is not a funny joke at all

In Law replied 5 minutes later: YOU BETTER MOVE YOUR ASS Bla bla bla :1orglaugh

So all panicking i get in my truck and heading to what ever store i can find open and Bought flowers and a Big chocolate cake from the Grocery bakery.

As a gift i gave her my Credit card and telling her to go shopping with a $500 limits spending for her that day!

im still on the NO PUSSY/ NO BJ RULES since LOL .:jerkoff

Anyone been in this situation before ? If so what did you do to resolved this? :1orglaugh

Have fun slapping me now :upsidedow

be the 1% and act like a man

Just get divorced. Problem solved. Live your life for YOU not for another. If she cant see that you made a genuine human error and have tried to make good then does she truly love you?

:2 cents::thumbsup

I always laugh how females apply "no pussy" rules to their husbands.
it is unimaginable taht this card would ever be played with quality male, it would be laughable (but actually unimaginable to happen in the first place) to him.

^^^ Truth

Just live the rest of your life alone dude you'll be happier. There's nothing better than coming home alone from work fixing your own dinner watching TV alone and going to bed alone. We're born alone and we die alone. Alone

I always laugh how you butcher the English language with your gibberish and believe there is any meaning to it.

Bang her mom and she'll forget about you forgetting her birthday!!!

or

Be like the chumpanzees and blame, Hillary, Obama, Emails, or benghazi. If she's a chump supporter than it should work!

1. Absolute majority understands my posts without any problems. It must be your lower IQ that makes you the exception.

2. Making fun of people speaking foreign languages with flaws is a trait or quality person. :thumbsup

3. The surprise I mentioned couple weeks ago, expect it today.

As i See there is couple here who have forget their wife birthday too in the past, With the reply i read so far im not alone. LOL :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Be a man.

You forgot your wife's birthday? LOL. Shame on you. You ass.

In my world I have Christmas, my wife's birthday in January, and Valentine's day - all in a row. My wife and I had her our first date on Valentine's day, so Valentine's day is a freaking holiday here.

Congrats on falling into the trap of believing in that fake valentine's day in the first place.

Bullshit!

Cry like a baby; it always works for them.


:1orglaugh

WTF! 1orglaugh is not working!!!

Tell us more LOL

She does Love me that i know for sure.... I THINK LOL
Divorced here is not an option.

It does Still Exist ....

Not working like this in my world LOL. Where are you from LOL

Was thinking i was a man ! Bought flower and hand out my credit card.
What else should or could have been done LOL

That what she think ! im sure. LOL

Sounds like a made up story. Calling bullshit on this one.

If i would be down east, this would have been an easy fix by sending her out to Male Strip club DT MTL With her friends LOL



What about you @OneHungLo ?
Anyway to resolved this ?

awww..What happened! No valentines from Trumpie poo or Pootie! Don't fret, you are still their bitch

Where do you get the idea that I did not laugh at fake valentine day before Trump?

Libby inventing things power! :1orglaugh

I know. I just laugh at guys to which this happens.
Would be literally unimaginable to any quality (aka alpha) man.
Not only that he would laught at it, but his woman even would not think to suggest that to him.

I noticed that too long I have a few blank posts that originally included 1orglaugh hehe

you a real one. i salute you.

Eat that pussy so good you have to peel her off the ceiling and all will be forgiven.

That's the plan tonight LOL...... IF she still grumpy well See bellow LOL

Us Albertain when something like this happen and last way too long we start having idea like goes to MP place LOL

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I though in era of facebook people dont forget birthdays anymore ?

^^^ Smart

Just thinking, giving her $500 spending limit screams I fucked up. Put it in your google calendar, look at facebook, whatever.

They want to know it means something to them. That's for sure.

Honestly though sucks for you both :(. Hope you guys recover from this.

Divorce papers can be a great gift ...

My problem was she did not spend the money as of yet, thats why i knew she was Not too happy with me. :1orglaugh

This morning she told me she plan going taking care of her self today by getting Nails and pedicure done and some shopping of course.

It's getting better now she plan on spending her gift and I got my first breakfast served with a smile, since her birthday. :1orglaugh

Thank GOD :thumbsup

If you think it's only 1% then you need to rethink the company you keep my friend...

It's only unimaginable to guys who are always single or are dating someone they don't give a shit about. Think about that one for a minute.

Some day you will find someone, without doubt, who you will find worth the effort and this conversation may come back to you years later and make more sense. That being said, I don't celebrate birthdays in general and never understood making a big deal of them, anniversaries or specific dates but I DO understand effort being made for someone of importance though.

You left her thinking that you don't care about her, it's not about the birthday. Get busy making her feel special and that you care about her. :2 cents:

Did you sleep on the couch for this?

I dont Log on facebook anymore because We have a Large Family oversea's and everytime i log in im stuck talking to cousin
, uncle etc... i love them all but damm got not time for facebook at all in a 24 hours day. lol
So no Did Not get the Facebook Notice but instead THE IN LAW :1orglaugh

No, shes not the type like that. I haved get the Attitude You know :1orglaugh

- Don't massage me anymore before going to bed
- Dont make me my super breakfast with my maple bacon But served me peanut butter Toast instead :1orglaugh
- And the worst No Coffee Ready in morning :Oh crap

That how I know my Girl is Pissed AF. :1orglaugh

You know what, i have to admit it was a very bad moved to forget her birthday but lesson learned.

I have set up with her the date of Everyone in our family in the calendar on my cell phone with text pop notification to screen a day prior at least.

Never been good with birthday's date All my life. I guess it's time things change cuz , this can really hurt the feeling of someone Special, in your life.

NOTED :)

WELL SAID sir .