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TheDynasty 03-01-2018 07:23 PM

Why would Putin want to nuke Florida?
 


President Putin has unveiled Russia's new stockpile of "invincible" nuclear weapons, with a video graphic appearing to show missiles raining on Florida.

But why would the Kremlin want to target the Sunshine State in the event of an atomic war?

Florida is home to tourist attractions such as Walt Disney World and the Everglades National Park.

But it also has high-profile targets including President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort.

A spokesman for the US Defence Department said the Pentagon was "not surprised" by Mr Putin's rhetoric.

"The American people should rest assured that we are fully prepared," said Dana White from the Pentagon, downplaying the Russian threat.

Why would Putin want to nuke Florida? - BBC News

pimpmaster9000 03-02-2018 02:52 AM

yeah I mean its completely unprovoked :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://i.imgur.com/UzaEGyw.jpg?1

beerptrol 03-02-2018 03:03 AM

Probably some king of code that Chump would understand. Mar-a-Lago is in Florida so probably means, hey fat boy undo those sanctions or else we will spill the beans about the dirty Russian money that was used to finance your properties and bail your ass out of debt

Sarn 03-02-2018 03:34 AM

I do not see Florida on Putin's video.

In an exclusive interview with NBC News? Megyn Kelly, Russian President Vladimir Putin denies a ?new Cold War,? but claims new weapons system tests were ?successful.?
https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news...-1174558275948

pornguy 03-02-2018 04:37 AM

Ahh yes they will bomb trumps house.

Thank god they will target that rather than Mac Dill airforce base that also happens to be SAC east coast.

wehateporn 03-02-2018 04:56 AM

It's the only language the US Shadow Government understands, he's telling them to stop fucking with Russia

2MuchMark 03-02-2018 08:40 AM

Some of the animation in that video is from another video made in 2011. Why would they spend all that money on a new missile but cheap-out on the animation?

nico-t 03-02-2018 09:37 AM

Wow that "news" article sounds really like real news and not like propaganda AT ALL.

http://www.federaljack.com/wp-conten...sians-meme.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sarn 03-02-2018 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 22226183)
It's the only language the US Shadow Government understands, he's telling them to stop fucking with Russia

:1orglaugh
Wtf war - Coub - GIFs with sound
Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22226395)
Some of the animation in that video is from another video made in 2011. Why would they spend all that money on a new missile but cheap-out on the animation?

hypersonic weapons it is difficult to shot on camera.

sperbonzo 03-02-2018 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22226083)
yeah I mean its completely unprovoked :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://i.imgur.com/UzaEGyw.jpg?1


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup:thumbsup :thumbsup






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Colmike9 03-02-2018 10:34 AM

It's probably the best stock photo they had of the USA..

sperbonzo 03-02-2018 10:37 AM

Maybe he is going after the 500,000+ Russians living in South Florida..... They probably aren't paying their taxes back in Russia....





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Bladewire 03-02-2018 10:44 AM

Used old footage from 5 years ago in that video you can search YouTube and find it lol




Bladewire 03-02-2018 10:47 AM

Putin is just a cheap propagandist.

If you want to know their real capabilities look at this robot that he was so proud of last year.

Russians are stupid when it comes to AI, they have no smart missile that can avoid our defenses, they don't even have a robot that can drive in circles without remote control :1orglaugh





Bladewire 03-02-2018 10:52 AM




Russian rocket AI last year





American rocket AI






Rochard 03-02-2018 10:58 AM

We could live without Florida.

JustinWWW 03-02-2018 11:43 AM

i never been to Florida:(

Sarn 03-02-2018 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22226583)
Putin is just a cheap propagandist.

If you want to know their real capabilities look at this robot that he was so proud of last year.

Russians are stupid when it comes to AI, they have no smart missile that can avoid our defenses, they don't even have a robot that can drive in circles without remote control :1orglaugh





If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.)

The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

Respect all religions in a combat zone, take no chances on where you may go if killed.

Murphy Laws Site - War Laws
Use it comrade :1orglaugh

RandyRandy 03-02-2018 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22226621)
We could live without Florida.

My brother lives in Tampa. I'd be willing to sacrifice him and the rest of the state.

Bladewire 03-02-2018 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22226875)
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.)

The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

Respect all religions in a combat zone, take no chances on where you may go if killed.

Murphy Laws Site - War Laws
Use it comrade :1orglaugh



Russian Robots 2018





American robots 2018





@ 08:36 below




spads 03-02-2018 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22226083)
yeah I mean its completely unprovoked :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://i.imgur.com/UzaEGyw.jpg?1

I love that you throw that image up with no context of what happened before it. You act like the US put all those bases there for no reason. The last time Russia was given free reign they invaded a bunch of neighboring countries and infested them all with an ideology that killed more people than any other in history.

Sarn 03-02-2018 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22226925)


Russian Robots 2018


The human brain works better than AI. :1orglaugh

Sarn 03-02-2018 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spads (Post 22226933)
I love that you throw that image up with no context of what happened before it. You act like the US put all those bases there for no reason. The last time Russia was given free reign they invaded a bunch of neighboring countries and infested them all with an ideology that killed more people than any other in history.

Communism is German ideology. Russia invades in Europe? Really?

marlboroack 03-02-2018 04:41 PM

RIP gators

Holy Damage 03-02-2018 06:04 PM

Because
Wings, Legs and Tails > Mickey

crockett 03-02-2018 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22226083)
yeah I mean its completely unprovoked :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://i.imgur.com/UzaEGyw.jpg?1

It's called having friends.. If only Russia had friends..

RedFred 03-02-2018 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 22226183)
It's the only language the US Shadow Government understands, he's telling them to stop fucking with Russia


If the US was seriously fucking with Russia Putin would have lost his power years ago. Trump wants to make him king of the world (and so do you).

beerptrol 03-02-2018 08:07 PM

Putin doesn't need a nuke. He has his puppet Trump doing damage to the USA. Notice there was no reply about this threat, but goes after Baldwin instead.

Chump can't say anything negative about Pootie! He must protect and serve Pootie!

shiraz9944 03-02-2018 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22226621)
We could live without Florida.

I think I actually agree for one with Rochard LOL.




Wait though! Mojohost! NO!

shiraz9944 03-02-2018 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 22227039)
If the US was seriously fucking with Russia Putin would have lost his power years ago. Trump wants to make him king of the world (and so do you).

probably directly related to the pounding all the Russian troops (mercenaries) took last week in Syria. Even their commanding officer admitted it was a beat down he's never witnessed before LOL.

wehateporn 03-03-2018 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 22227039)
If the US was seriously fucking with Russia Putin would have lost his power years ago. Trump wants to make him king of the world (and so do you).

Originally Putin was naive, he would believe a lie from George Bush, so US found him easy to manipulate. In more recent times Putin has learned his lesson, the US used their tentacles to try to remove him, but they failed and Putin quickly killed off many of these tentacles which he had originally thought were benign, now it is even harder for the US to remove Putin. They will have plans though, but Putin knows it so he makes himself difficult to assassinate.

pimpmaster9000 03-03-2018 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spads (Post 22226933)
I love that you throw that image up with no context of what happened before it. You act like the US put all those bases there for no reason. The last time Russia was given free reign they invaded a bunch of neighboring countries and .

OR a certain country has a strong military industrial lobby that is addicted to war and relies on war as a means of profit and this certain country is selling the protection racket to its citizens and its "allies"...in this certain country war inc. is the #1 employer, war is #1 on the list of spending and war is the main export...

http://www.notbeinggoverned.com/wp-c...erventions.gif

Quote:

Originally Posted by spads (Post 22226933)
infested them all with an ideology that killed more people than any other in history


LOL capitalism killed way more people...the brits starved 80million just in india over opium then enforced the opium trade to china with military and this killed 100-s of millions just there...I will not mention afrcia or america...so you may not want to mention history :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

the capitalism of the time was way worse than communism ever was...it was str8 out slavery if you did not belong to the elite...there is a reason communism spread so fast: capitalism...

Sarn 03-03-2018 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22227035)
It's called having friends.. If only Russia had friends..

we have :1orglaugh
https://static.independent.co.uk/s3f...putin-apec.jpg

just a punk 03-03-2018 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDynasty (Post 22225799)
President Putin has unveiled Russia's new stockpile of "invincible" nuclear weapons, with a video graphic appearing to show missiles raining on Florida.

The old men is crazy. Don't look at his face - he does plastic surgeries almost every month. In fact he is a really old and stupid grandpa. Please be sure that he will never use anything he was taking about. Putin is a clown. Some old stupid brainless clown.

just a punk 03-03-2018 09:06 AM

Course I've meant the "old man", but that's change nothing in any way. Putin is a real crazy man. He is on face lifting and other plastic surgeries, so he looks about 20-30 years younger than he is, but in fact he is an old man who is out of his mind years ago.

This would sound good w/o a big "NO". Putin is literally an ape with a grande. He has a 100% control over the Russian nuclear forces. What does it mean? It mean that he is able to switch off the planet Earth at his will.

If you didn't understand, Russia (officially) has about 2000 strategic nukes ready to be used right now. Strategic means the nukes that can be delivered to any place on the planet in a half of a hour (just believe me they can not be intercepted even in theory). Every nuke is able to literally burn out a territory like Texas or whole Great Britain and a half of France as a "side effect" (that's not a joke - a single SS18 "Satan" can do that).

And that's only strategic warheads. The stats do not include the tactical ones. Some may say "ah, tacticals are not a problem - they are ah, ah ah, tacticals", so nobody counts them. The modern Russian tactical nukes are made to be used against the US aircraft carrier battle groups and against the targets in he EU. Every "Iskander" in Kaliningrad is able to deliver a nuke to Warsaw in less than 2 minutes. The same can do the submarines near both American coasts. Tactical are "only" tactical, but... every modern tactical warhead worths about 4-5 Hiroshimas.

And all that power now is in hand of a single man, who is definitely crazy and out of his mind. ..


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