The night everybody went mental
 

I had a snooze, woke up, and was a bit groggy...... went the puter and hit GFY..... and entered the bizarro forum.

It was as if everyone suddenly had a glass eye and decided to take them all out for me at the same time. Yeah, like that. Then guys who were otherwise friends started like 247 separate threads to fight with each other on, about stuff like whose dick is bigger. Then this other guy went completely mental and started posting the same two sentences over and over. It was surreal.

People from all over, that were otherwise pretty sane mostly.... suddenly joined in, as if an outbreak of mental-SARS was spreading throughout the board. I quickly slapped on my anti-mental-mask in hopes of filtering out whatever it was that was afflicting so many, thus protecting myself. I signed off and hid under the covers.


What a night! I just hope I woke up after it and realized it was all a dream..... just a really long, excruciatingly bad dream.

crack?

No thanks. Enjoy.

hey somebody quote what he said, it may be interesting, hes on my ignore list

I'll fight ya over whose dick is bigger.

Your's is. And I'll fight all night to prove it. Guns, knives, bats, kung fu, jello wrestling, thumb wars...you name it.

Ignore lists are for wimps.

i make people do things.

FACT.

:glugglug

wimps and old people.

did anyone win that jelly bean count thing yet?

agreed. never used it, never will.

"would you SHUT THE FUCK UP"

"go stop a bullet somewhere - that's all you're good for"

He said Fletch had a big cock. it's name was ______.

ppl like cdsmith waste bandwidth on my computer, hence the ignore feature...

ha ha


pity the foo

cheers

:glugglug

ok - you win. I was wrong. What I SHOULD have said is "go stop a JEEP somewhere by lying down in front it" - that would be more accurate

its name was MONSTER ZERO.

Strange how kboy says he has me on ignore, says I waste his bandwhich..... yet the second I post a new thread there he is begging for someone to quote me so he can read it. Strange...or is it?


Kboy is my puppet. Dance kboy. Dance for the nice people.

Kboy said to tell you shutup.

Tell him to do the jig now.

You tell him. He scares me.

He's an ex-military hairdresser. Of course he scares you.

Damn, and yet another thread drifts softly into the outer reaches of the twilight zone, most likely to be lost in a haze of inanity and a blanket of foolishness. Shame.

That was some brilliant writing. Have you written anything before ?

Geez, are you trying to pick a fight with me now? I am not biting, that was just a little comment on the state of affairs around here :)

No, that was actually one time that I was being serious :)

Thanks then :)

I was going to be my usual snippy self but then I guess I went a little mental and wound up back in English Lit ;)

KimmyKim, it's a pity you weren't in A'dam for the conference, there were quite a few people who are very interested in ePassporte. I gave them your email address.

I know mule, I'd have loved to have come over but just imagine me in a cast and crutches falling in the canal... it would not have turned out pretty at all you know ;)

Thanks for giving them my name tho, I appreciate that --

I am going to be in New Orleans this weekend for the Epoch cookout -- anyone close and looking for something neat to do on Saturday should check it out -- you're all invited -- its right around the corner from Jazz Festival --

http://www.epochsystems.com/cookout/