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The Porn Nerd 02-23-2018 01:11 PM

Russians Need Drugs To Bobsled Better?
 
Another Russian athlete ("athlete") has been suspended for taking steroids at The Winter Olympics. A woman this time. Her sport? Bobsledding.

WTF???

So now Russians need drugs to ride in a sled downhill faster?
What's next, taking steroids for archery?

:helpme :disgust

BTW: The first Russian suspended was for shuffleboard on ice (Curling) - and he only won a Bronze Medal!
So apparently Russians need to cheat just to come in third. LOL

just a punk 02-23-2018 01:44 PM

Why not? Don't you know what a pill of aspirin makes Russian bob 10x times faster? This is how all the US "anti-dopig" system works. The whole wold is laughing at americans, but... they are americnas and they just don't see when others consider them stupid.

I don't watch the Olympic games, but you guys are so stupid in your idiocy :)))))))))))))))))))))))

You the porn nerd is the best example of an american. You do not produce anything (just show as any of your products, oh you can't? :))))). You lives in the mom's house and produces nothing other than a bullshit at forums. Take it. Eat it. Swallow it. But it's just a fact - you are nobody and nothing.

Are you an athlete? No.. you are not. Are you a book writer or a rocket scientist? No... Are you a coder? You are not. You are an victim of the US "education system" who still lives with a mom and very proud that you are addicted to porn.

The Porn Nerd 02-23-2018 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22217552)
Why not? Don't you know what a pill of aspirin makes Russian bob 10x times faster? This is how all the US "anti-dopig" system works. The whole wold is laughing at americans, but... they are americnas and they just don't see when others consider them stupid.

I don't watch the Olympic games, but you guys are so stupid in your idiocy :)))))))))))))))))))))))

You the porn nerd is the best example of an american. You do not provide anything (just show as any of your products, oh you can't? :))))). You live in the mom's house and produce nothing other than a bullshit at forums. Take it. Eat it. Sallow it. But it's just a fact - you are nobody and nothing.

Oh boy Boris was ready for this one huh? LOL
Maybe our resident Commie Comrade takes steroids so he can respond to any and all Russian threads faster than anyone else.

Hey Natasha, there's no Gold Medal in Douschebaggery.
But if there was you would be the World Record holder.

:laughing-:banana

just a punk 02-23-2018 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22217576)
Oh boy Boris was ready for this one huh?

As I have told you, you are still live in the mom's house and doe not produce anything, because you are real stupid motherfucker (take this definition literally please). Show us something you can be proud with. You can't, right, clown?

Bladewire 02-23-2018 05:51 PM

So many Russians doping up in sports, stealing and hacking online and pretending to be from any country but Russia lol. What do Russians do lately that doesn't involve cheating, lying & theft? It was never like this before Putin. Putin turns Russia's whole reputation to shit this sucks for Russians.

CaptainHowdy 02-23-2018 06:03 PM

Have a good weekend, guys ...

The Porn Nerd 02-23-2018 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22217588)
As I have told you, you are still live in the mom's house and doe not produce anything, because you are real stupid motherfucker (take this definition literally please). Show us something you can be proud with. You can't, right, clown?

Ivan I love you.
What would life be like without your constant, never-ending arguments and insults?

:)

Sarn 02-24-2018 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22217784)
So many Russians doping up in sports, stealing and hacking online and pretending to be from any country but Russia lol. What do Russians do lately that doesn't involve cheating, lying & theft? It was never like this before Putin. Putin turns Russia's whole reputation to shit this sucks for Russians.

Who says Putin want good reputation? Putin wants people to work without money for him and protect him.Anti-Russian propaganda will stop immigration from Russia. ))

hjnet 02-24-2018 02:24 AM

Actually the starting (push) phase in bobsled is pretty similar to i.e. 100m sprint at summer games. So doping would make sense there.

On the other hand in Curling I still don't understand why someone would need doping. But most likely the athletes themselves know more about the sport than we do. Or it happend due to some contaminated Supplement....

oppoten 02-24-2018 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22217784)
So many Russians doping up in sports, stealing and hacking online and pretending to be from any country but Russia lol. What do Russians do lately that doesn't involve cheating, lying & theft? It was never like this before Putin. Putin turns Russia's whole reputation to shit this sucks for Russians.

"Daddy I wish you were brown"

just a punk 02-24-2018 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22217576)
Oh boy Boris was ready for this one huh?

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22217806)
Ivan I love you.

So Boris or Ivan? Did someone tell you that you have a brain disorder?

beerptrol 02-24-2018 04:16 AM

So Russia was banned from the winter Olympics for doping, and people are surprised some of their athletes are testing positive?

pimpmaster9000 02-24-2018 04:35 AM

angina medication again LOL..the other curler dude was also taking angina medication LOL...

now the doping allegations would be on point if the above athletes participated in endurance events...but bob sled and curling have nothing to do with endurance at all...the bob sled is maybe 5-6 seconds of sprint that is easily handled by the human bodies natural V02 max levels...there would be no gain whatsoever to the athlete neither during training leading up to the event or during the event itself...plus the bobsled girl tested negative for it a few days prior...

if this was an anabolic steroid I could clearly see the advantage to her if she took it during pre-event training...but this specific type of drug has literally no effect on strength or recovery, it is exclusively for endurance....even at that it is what I would call 3rd grade doping...no significant gain...its in the rank of that cough medication from vicks that gets athletes testing positive LOL...it is waaaaaay under steroids...waaaaaaay....

there was no obvious reason for these 2 athletes to take angina medication...


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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22217524)
What's next, taking steroids for archery?

beta-blockers are banned from archery...reduces the heart rate, gives you a steadier hand...


anyway it is amusing to see how naive people are about doping in general...all top athletes do it all the time...you can not afford to miss out on the miraculous recovery that steroids provide...a 2-3 day cycle with 2-3 day clearing time is almost guaranteed to pass undetected and you get to keep the advantage for months because the competitor who did not dope is having recovery issues and can not train as hard as you can...its not about strength any more...people keep thinking ben jhonson...its about recovery...

bronco67 02-24-2018 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22217784)
So many Russians doping up in sports, stealing and hacking online and pretending to be from any country but Russia lol. What do Russians do lately that doesn't involve cheating, lying & theft? It was never like this before Putin. Putin turns Russia's whole reputation to shit this sucks for Russians.

A Russian can steal your credit card number by looking at your butt.

just a punk 02-24-2018 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22218241)
A Russian can steal your credit card number by looking at your butt.

Easily. A Russian will fuck your wife by looking at your car plate. That's a fact - live with it.

P.S. I see your stupid question "why???" The answer is very simple indeed: because he can ;)

EonBlue 02-24-2018 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by hjnet (Post 22218033)
Actually the starting (push) phase in bobsled is pretty similar to i.e. 100m sprint at summer games. So doping would make sense there.

On the other hand in Curling I still don't understand why someone would need doping. But most likely the athletes themselves know more about the sport than we do. Or it happend due to some contaminated Supplement....

Yes, there is a reason why many bobsledders are ex track athletes or football players. A quick start can be the difference maker.

As for curling the sweeping portion can get fairly intense - they sometimes have to push very hard. But still probably not intense enough to require doping. Maybe the doping was for mental acuity or stimulation or something.



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Sarn 02-24-2018 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22218241)
A Russian can steal your credit card number by looking at your butt.

Russian can steal Bladewire :1orglaugh

Sarn 02-24-2018 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by EonBlue (Post 22218417)
Yes, there is a reason why many bobsledders are ex track athletes or football players. A quick start can be the difference maker.

As for curling the sweeping portion can get fairly intense - they sometimes have to push very hard. But still probably not intense enough to require doping. Maybe the doping was for mental acuity or stimulation or something.
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Doping it is bad. But here not about it))

Bladewire 02-24-2018 11:06 AM


https://i.imgur.com/W3dm5HT.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


The Porn Nerd 02-24-2018 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22218099)
So Boris or Ivan? Did someone tell you that you have a brain disorder?

Well Vladimir since I don't know your actual first name I will just call you.....shithead? OK let's go with that.

Shithead I love you! :liebe028:

Bladewire 02-24-2018 12:25 PM

^^^ In love with a Russian man :1orglaugh

just a punk 02-24-2018 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22218587)
Well Vladimir since I don't know your actual first name I will just call you.....shithead?

Of course that's ok. You are an American and this behavior is typical for you. My cat calls me "miau". The dog says "bark". You as a lower creature can use any other sound.

Hope you have a lot of brain to understand that you are definitely not over the top of my home pets.

The Porn Nerd 02-24-2018 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22218633)
Of course that's ok. You are an American and this behavior is typical for you. My cat calls me "miau". The dog says "bark". You as a lower creature can use any other sound.

Hope you have a lot of brain to understand that you are definitely not over the top of my home pets.

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22218629)
^^^ In love with a Russian man :1orglaugh

See why I love Nikolai so much?
Translate that shit for me please. LOL

PS: How do we know he's a man?
Maybe "he" is some old Russian babushka that got a hold of her Grandson's Chinese-made iPad knock-off and is having a laugh at all of us while her borsht boils.


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