How should I go about suing the pants off someone?
 

I purchased some cookies from a big food store chain and upon biting into one I noticed there was a bloody band aid baked into it. With AIDS and SARS and whatnot going around. I figure they'll want to settle out of court but I want every penny I can get. I swear to god I think my tongue is burning now. Do I get a lawyer or write them a letter or what?

Get lawyer

ewww.

whats the point you could die anytime

Yep...


Be a man and just deal with it. It's not like you got sick.

Why does everybody feel the need to sue everybody else for every little thing that goes wrong?

let's see a pic of this cookie

Free money. They're a big corporate entity, if they can't spend the time and money to not let band aids get in their cookies they should have to pay sometime. I'm just enforcing karma :glugglug

A pic will be posted soon, my room's too dark for any detail to show up on my webcam.

flashlight

Since you put it that way :1orglaugh


"My name is Karma... and Im here to kick yo ass!"

Hey how you been :-)

You should use a firm in NYC and you will get lots of cash mostlikly

Lightswitch?

Nice, I've been pretty good. I'm pretty sure my lawyer in high school was from NYC. He was some special computer crime related lawyer. I was getting sued by the NJ teachers association and alot of high school girls angry fathers :thumbsup

Eh it needs natural light, I got it when I bought a random box of overstocked goods for shits and giggles.

why?

maybe the kosher for passover ones come with that shit

damn.. to bad.

A few friends + UBB script + 2000+ hits daily all from students at my high school = lots of shit talking = lots of fights, angry parents and accusations of libel. Of course I get blamed for everyone's comments cause I own the site.