Another funny!!
 

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and Claudia Schiffer were on a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel, and since it was an old-style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

There was a kissing noise, then the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as though nothing had happened and the Frenchman was holding a hand to his face as though he had been slapped there.

The Frenchman thought: "The Englishman must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."

Claudia Schiffer thought: "The Frenchman must have tried to kiss me and instead kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it."

The Englishman thought: "This great! Next time the train goes through a tunnel I"ll make that kissing noise and slap that French bastard again!"