I gotta fart.... but...
 

my girl is in the vicinity.....


what's the protocol for that? Do you just do it? Or do you implement supression tactics?



I'm gonna explode soon!

my ex was not shy at all about that shit

Cough at the same time and blame the dog

Let it go, luv.

My man does. I usually ignore it. If it's too bad, I guarantee she'll leave the room.:thumbsup

No kidding...my dog keeps on coughing...

I'm sure she's going to be much more offended by your fart than your need to post on GFY all night while she sits there.. :1orglaugh

i guess the REAL DOLLS hate your gassy smell?

Let'r rip Van Winkle. :fart

oh.... you're soooo witty.


stop....


you're slaying me.

Amp needs :helpme .... a sure sign of genius. But you know what they say about most geniuses don't you?

hold her down and fart on her head

shes probably already tied down and sedated.

Take your relationship to the next level...

You're ON tonight!