Best birthday present ya' ever got...
 

Useless non business related topic I know but why the fuck not?

For me I'd have to say it was the whole she got dressed up and fucked me like a porn star night. Second to that was a geetar I wanted. =]

The first birthday card I got from my son when he learned how to write his own words and made me a handmade birthday card with a big heart on the front and on the inside he wrote.

"Happy Birthday Daddy!

I Love You So Much Cause I Know You Care About Me More Than Anything In The Whole World!"


I was in total tears.

Dang man, I hear ya there! When my kid comes and wakes me up in the morning sometime just the way he says "daddy" makes me a mush ball. It's a beautiful thing!

funny mark, the dressed up and fucked me like a pornstar thing your girl did, she also did for me and it was the second best present i ever got, next to fucking a real pornstar =)

My dad gave me a .20 gauge shotgun when i turned 12
Man that fuckin rocked, i still have it however i use a 12 gauge now

My birthday is on Saturday. I've asked all my friends for a big ol' bucket of snatch.

I better get it too or else I'm gonna be pissed.

BIG OL' BUCKET OF SNATCH!