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CaptainHowdy 02-12-2018 11:17 AM

How do you want to be remembered??
 
On my kantian stroll, and with the aid of yesterday's drunken haze, I pondered upon (and almost ridicolously embracing it) the ilussion of an afterlife and I wondered how I would want to be remembered (as it would make any difference after you're gone) and the first sentence that came accross my mind was "he was a great sinner" ... that would be a fair epitaph in my case. How about you, guys??

CurrentlySober 02-12-2018 11:30 AM

He liked and enjoyed poo... RIP (Rest In Poo)

SilentKnight 02-12-2018 11:33 AM

IMO...most people are too self-centred to remember anyone...other than those immediately close to them.

2MuchMark 02-12-2018 12:46 PM

I forgot!

Scott McD 02-12-2018 12:49 PM

I won't be here so tbh i won't care.

If anything it might not be that far away...

Rochard 02-12-2018 02:32 PM

I will be remembered for pizza. Seriously, every time any one of my friends has pizza they think of me. When I die.... Every time they eat pizza they will think of me.

dillfly2000 02-12-2018 02:35 PM

I'm hoping they've figured out immortality before I die.

Grapesoda 02-12-2018 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22201897)
On my kantian stroll, and with the aid of yesterday's drunken haze, I pondered upon (and almost ridicolously embracing it) the ilussion of an afterlife and I wondered how I would want to be remembered (as it would make any difference after you're gone) and the first sentence that came accross my mind was "he was a great sinner" ... that would be a fair epitaph in my case. How about you, guys??

I do not expect to remember at all, if I had an epithet it might be: a man who loved women, nice shoes, Cadillacs and smelled good

Grapesoda 02-12-2018 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22202137)
I will be remembered for pizza. Seriously, every time any one of my friends has pizza they think of me. When I die.... Every time they eat pizza they will think of me.

inappropriate homophobic joke:

3 friends gathered at the ceremony to distribute the ashes of another friend that had passed on.

the first guy plans on the spreading his share of the ashes in the garden because their friend loved flowers so much...

the second guy tells his buddies that he will spread his share of the ashes on the water at sunset because they loved sunset at the beach so much.

the third guy tells his buddies he is going to put his share of the ashes in some super hot chilli and eat it... because he wants his buddy to tear his ass up one more time!

Paul&John 02-12-2018 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dillfly2000 (Post 22202141)
I'm hoping they've figured out immortality before I die.

"Black Mirror" San Junipero (TV Episode 2016) - IMDb

Look Chang 02-12-2018 05:54 PM

Like a man whose heart was as big as his cock :stoned

pornguy 02-13-2018 05:00 AM

I will be remembered by my son at least as the best father ever.

CaptainHowdy 02-13-2018 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22201937)
He liked and enjoyed poo... RIP (Rest In Poo)

Wouldn't you want to be eaten, perhaps not alive, by a couple of large animals and then being properly turned into poo?

INever 02-14-2018 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22202345)
Like a man whose heart was as big as his cock :stoned

Almost this^^^


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