Behavioral Marketing sucks
 

Behavioral marketing be like :

It's been trending that we pretend we play in the sand here, and when you come by you might want to look around first, so why don't you play Tetris on our bank page, or watch a funny video about money streams... just to have you relaxed, make a click-ready doll off you, to flip, so you would become unaware you were actually doing a serious thing – looking to open a bank account.

Fuck off, really?

Who's behind that 'science', same retards who trust into mouse click density ?

i cunt a4d2 open a bank account... :(

Explained above is actually about UK based TSB bank site and a branch service.

https://www.tsb.co.uk/personal/

So where is the free game of tetris? I wanna play :)

It's a figure of speech, mate, there were others that had that. But, TSB itself looks pretty damn like a 1 dollar shop or a playground, they say they offer accounts for non UK residents, I walked into a branch they said no, we dont. I mean this shit https://www.tsb.co.uk/current-accoun...-eu-residents/

I only may assume the offline clerk knows no shit about online offer, or they process non resident requests online only, but again - in branch fuckers say they dont.

And, hey, no Tetris, but a fucking cat flick is here https://www.tsb.co.uk/a-different-ki.../?WT.ac=A00616

Ahh OK I get yah. I was literally hoping for a game of tetris. I am dissapointed now... :(

But yeah, it does look like its a kiddys bank account thing. I saw the 3% interest offer, but its only on amounts of up to 1500, and you have to make a payment of 500 a month in. Such a small amount its not even worth setting up a 'merry-go-round' payment to take advantage of it... :(

So you are currently in the UK? Where abouts (Roughly) ?

If you are anywhere near me, I'll meet up and buy you a drink or summat if you like? :)

Recently left, mate, i was staying in Nottingham.

Never mind - If you ever find yourself in the South West, hit me up :)