Machine Blows Up Their Tits
 

At my birthday lunch today, a couple of guys were sitting behind us. I wasn't paying attention to them until I heard, "that porn company does it".

Moron tells them that porn companies have a special machine that hooks up to boobs and makes a girl's tits get big. I'm thinking he means "tits" as in nipples but he explains that boobs go up to "like 44GGG" from the machine.

I looked at the people I was with and was laughing until a friend asked if it was true and he liked machine boobs. I laughed so hard my eyes were watering!

We talked to the movies and what was real. I wondered how many folks think the body parts aren't surgically-enhanced but are normal sized until "machines" enlarge them. I know guys use pumps but people seriously think the performers enlarge and deflate?

I have a '' machine '' that does just that :

My cock grows up to 10 inch ... in a few seconds ....

Here is a pic of my machine :

http://pics.dmm.co.jp/mono/movie/adu...84xrw182pl.jpg

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Asian girls with big boobs don't do it for me. She has to have small asian boobs.

shit... lookz good from here. i know you like moobie size tits :Oh crap :helpme

Toxic liberal mindset at work...:2 cents:

Looks hot, cute face, not bad at all.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

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ok...that is fucking funny....thanks for the laugh!

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My GF is half Asian. Her mom is Japanese and her dad is British. She has pretty big boobs for an Asian girl. When she wants to mess with my head she will say, "Well, I'm Asian so I have a small, tight ass, but I have big, white girl tits. I guess I get my tits from my dad."

Crazy people....

Some people are just stupid. :1orglaugh

It's a joke, relax...