Richard The Stalker
 

please call back.


we're waiting for you.


808-875-1704


:glugglug

And call me to : (+45) 3314 1448 I'll be waiting

Please call my Afghani Dialer

(312) 111-1212

:)

DH

ya, call me too. leave a message since i dont answer the phone. I also dont check messages but its the thought that counts. Actually, maybe just drop me an email.

or feel free to drop in anytime....


79 Pukolu Way
Wailea, Maui, Hawai'i
96753


here's a map:

http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/map.gif

that is some funny streetnames :1orglaugh "ponani St"

Ah great, now I know where to go for vacation :thumbsup

hmmm..... that map is a little wrong.... I'm on the other side of Kilohana

Good plan, throw him off your trail

fuckin' no-balls stalkers these days... gotta egg 'em on AND give them instructions.....


what the hell is the stalking business coming to? :disgust

:)

he's probably sleeping, or at work
give him a few hours, I bet he hassles you again

egging on a stalker, that's a new one to me

See, Stalking them back does work, lol

well, it's like I said before.... what point is there in stalking me? The only thing that's ever gonna come out of it is alot of aggravation to the stalker.....


seems pointless, but hey.... I'm always up for a new temporary hobby. :glugglug

GODDAMMIT!!!!


you better fucking call back again cheesedick....

I haven't even had a chance to play yet.... you've talked to an ex and a current....

I WANT GAME TIME BITCH!!!!

Calm down, big boy.

lol

hahahaha

ya know.... I got a 20 year high school reunion in a couple years.... I'm really hoping to drag this out till then. I've already called most everyone I know to tell them, "Hey.... I got a stalker!"

fucking everyone is envious....


I rule.

:glugglug

Did you also tell them that you got razorburn while shaving your ass this morning?

And, what was the deal with sniffing the razor afterwards?

Sure, I'm disturbed, but that was just gross man.

thought that was bad? you didn't see what happened after that..... :glugglug

Yes, I did.

LOL

:1orglaugh

why can't I get a GOOD stalker....


I always end up with some lame fuckstick that can't perform.


Serge... I'll trade ya your asylum stalker for my active (albeit inept) one..... plus $5 bucks.

am I milking this too much?

yes, get to work

bastard fuck

Real stalkers know how to be patient. If this guy is any good, he'll wait a couple of months before contacting you again.

even though he never actually hit the mark? Seems unfulfilling....

I'm gonna be seriously disappointed if that happens.... :(

Maybe he suffers from premature ejaculation?

Paitience is a virtue.

Call me too. I'm bored. 213-976-7873

I miss my stalker. Everyone said when she came over it was called "visiting" but I still considered it stalking since that's more glamourous.

eek! that's.. different and I might even shudder! they could call me.. but it might be an international call and i'm sure their stalking phonebill couldn't afford that :)

I wanna be someones stalker.

I don't have a stalker yet.