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HairyChick 01-29-2018 08:44 PM

Doing Well? Just $149 ... Million
 
$149,000,000 house for y’all


The garage holds five cars. Five? It’s git a helipad, moose habitat, twelve bedrooms, fourteen bathrooms but a tiny garage. Makes no sense. I hope no conglomerate buys it, tears it down and puts up a development of mansions.

It’s nice and has an elevator, but those stairs are useless. I’d put in an escalator instead.

Monthly mortgage $200 k plus electric, heat, oil, housekeepers, groundskeepers, maintenance, maids, cooks, mechanics, etc. . $400k/month including food and entertainment.

I’m curious at the cost of land and building the houses. And, who owns it and why sell???

PS: the area rugs are ugly and I’d trip

BaldBastard 01-29-2018 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns (Post 22185973)
$149,000,000 house for y?all


The garage holds five cars. Five? It?s git a helipad, moose habitat, twelve bedrooms, fourteen bathrooms but a tiny garage. Makes no sense. I hope no conglomerate buys it, tears it down and puts up a development of mansions.

It?s nice and has an elevator, but those stairs are useless. I?d put in an escalator instead.

Monthly mortgage $200 k plus electric, heat, oil, housekeepers, groundskeepers, maintenance, maids, cooks, mechanics, etc. . $400k/month including food and entertainment.

I?m curious at the cost of land and building the houses. And, who owns it and why sell???

PS: the area rugs are ugly and I?d trip

you forgot one small thing.. includes 6,919 acres of land

pimpmaster9000 01-30-2018 02:02 AM

the land around it is really nice but the house looks shit for 149mil...

nico-t 01-30-2018 02:38 AM

60s - 70s interior looks like you're visiting your grandparents.

cordoba 01-30-2018 02:45 AM

Is this the Manwinsion?

overdose 01-30-2018 04:47 AM

since address is not disclosed, I wonder if I could grow weed out there, then it's worth the consideration

Busty2 01-30-2018 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22186139)
the land around it is really nice but the house looks shit for 149mil...

Agreed, i'd rather build my own for 149 mill

BaldBastard 01-30-2018 07:25 AM

..It's $2153 per acre.. including the house for free.

Spunky 01-30-2018 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22185993)
you forgot one small thing.. includes 6,919 acres of land

That's a lot of grass to cut

PR_Glen 01-30-2018 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22186343)
..It's $2153 per acre.. including the house for free.

no no no the real value is in the carpet and the wallpaper!

NatalieK 01-30-2018 07:53 AM

great cinema room & amazing oak beams inside with the thickness of those walls, itīs really build sound :thumbsup

pimpmaster9000 01-30-2018 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Busty2 (Post 22186321)
Agreed, i'd rather build my own for 149 mill

the land around it is A1 there is no doubt about this...but at 20.000$/acre I dont know...

MrBottomTooth 01-30-2018 09:52 AM

I'm going to put a circle of concrete in my yard for about $2000 just so I can tell people I have a helipad.

TheDynasty 01-30-2018 12:47 PM

lol at above!

mineistaken 01-30-2018 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22186139)
the land around it is really nice but the house looks shit for 149mil...

Maybe because it is not supposed to look for 149 mil (which is land + house, so if land is x, then house should look for 149 -x)

JFK 01-30-2018 01:03 PM

Love that "million Dollar" view !:thumbsup

HairyChick 01-30-2018 02:07 PM

It would be nice if the area stayed as is. I'm not an environmental tree hugger but that area is beautiful. To blow up the stone formations, level the ground and destroy the natural habitat of those animals would be a crime.

But, for that price, commercial development seems the answer. A billionaire needs to buy it and preserve it. Rent the house for a big per-week price to pay for house and ground maintenance.

We are destroying the remaining natural landscape and animal habitats for profit. Let the government buy it, bring in more animals, have housing and restaurants but leave as much as possible as is. A great vacation resort.


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