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CaptainHowdy 01-29-2018 09:34 AM

Share your hangover cure ...
 
A bloody sunday evening filled with cheap wine and even cheaper beer. Woke up dead and my usual cure of scrambled eggs is cancelled because all my huevos are rotten (the smell almost made me faint).

Care to share an alternative remedy??

~Ray 01-29-2018 09:48 AM

3 advil and a glass of orange juice

Ray
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brassmonkey 01-29-2018 10:00 AM

avoid drinks with sulfites. powerade or soup. i eat menudo when im drinking. it keeps me safe

Google Expert 01-29-2018 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22185273)
Share your hangover cure ...

Cocaine. IV preferably.

Feel like a million dollar instantly.

CurrentlySober 01-29-2018 10:28 AM

I just stay drunk. If you never sober up, you cant be hungover... FACT

LetterTwenty7 01-29-2018 10:29 AM

Sometimes if I drink too much, the cure is to have one more in the morning. No joke.

brassmonkey 01-29-2018 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LetterTwenty7 (Post 22185323)
Sometimes if I drink too much, the cure is to have one more in the morning. No joke.

yeah my younger years :(

poncabare 01-29-2018 10:50 AM

cardio at the gym

Honez 01-29-2018 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22185321)
I just stay drunk. If you never sober up, you cant be hungover... FACT

Ha! I knew I liked you :thumbsup

A 5% - 6% alc/vol pilsner beer mixed with bloody mary mix or tomato juice or what I like to call, Hair of the Bloody Dog. Also, lots of water and a vitamin B supplement. Not so much a cure as a gentle ease back to life.

BaldBastard 01-29-2018 10:58 AM

Climb out of the 80's, and for every alcoholic drink you have drink a glass of water, you still drink, even get drunk, it just slows you to a better pace and replaces the water your body is losing.

pornguy 01-29-2018 11:00 AM

Sorry to say but once you get too much blood in your alcohol system your fucked.

PR_Glen 01-29-2018 11:42 AM

all solutions lead to re-hydration. avoid the dehydration in the first place and avoid most hangover symptoms the next day, simple as that.

taking headache pills is a great pathway to liver disease so try not to listen to anyone with advice from 1974...

VRPdommy 01-29-2018 01:08 PM

2 shots and a beer !

bns666 01-29-2018 01:23 PM

painkiller pills

PiffStenis 01-29-2018 01:31 PM

More sleep

onwebcam 01-29-2018 01:35 PM

Drink gatorade before you sleep and when you get up..

_Richard_ 01-29-2018 02:08 PM

any sort of exercise does it for me

SBJ 01-29-2018 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 22185543)
Drink gatorade before you sleep and when you get up..


Lots and lots of this and water. Also, greasy food helps.

Bladewire 01-29-2018 02:12 PM

I watch this DV Times aka Bhala Sada video to cure my hangover by drinking more to put me out of my misery




dillfly2000 01-29-2018 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22185273)
A bloody sunday evening filled with cheap wine and even cheaper beer. Woke up dead and my usual cure of scrambled eggs is cancelled because all my huevos are rotten (the smell almost made me faint).

Care to share an alternative remedy??


Prickly pear juice, while drinking and in the morning. Works very well.

Wilbo 01-29-2018 04:25 PM

Gatorade, Advil and weed, then a nap. I haven't drank in 13 months because of hangovers. Every time I think about drinking I remember my last hangover and decide it's just not worth it.

CaptainHowdy 01-29-2018 04:46 PM

Thanks for the support, guys.

I drank water during the morning, passed out, and now I'm sipping on a sweet white wine ...


The Porn Nerd 01-29-2018 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22185749)
Thanks for the support, guys.

...and now I'm sipping on a sweet white wine ...


And the cycle continues....LOL

:drinkup:repuke

marcop 01-29-2018 05:10 PM

I finally figured out the best cure for a hangover was to quit drinking... it works!

bns666 01-29-2018 05:44 PM

also:

sauna

strong black coffee

green tea

dandelion root + burdock root + nettle root tea

aspirin

fruit / veggie juice or smoothies

any kind of home made greasy food

mcdonalds or kfc :thumbsup

pimpmaster9000 01-29-2018 05:54 PM

The instant cure is to take 50 really deep breaths while being in a squatting position this will oxygenate your blood and then quickly stand up and create pressure in your head by blowing out air out of your mouth while trying to prevent it from leaving you mouth with your hand...it should feel like you are blowing up a rubber thermos bottle...build lots of pressure in your head

The hangover will instantly be alleviated because now you have a much bigger problem and you have to concentrate just to stay alive...the hangover will return in 10 seconds but it will be a drastic improvement in comparison to what you just went through...

You're welcome...

MakeMeGrrrrowl 01-29-2018 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22185297)
avoid drinks with sulfites. powerade or soup. i eat menudo when im drinking. it keeps me safe

Eating a cows stomach keeps you safe? Eesh, yick.

The Porn Nerd 01-29-2018 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22185913)
Eating a cows stomach keeps you safe? Eesh, yick.

If you are eating a cow's stomach to not get a hangover then that's when you know you have a serious drinking problem. LOL

MFCT 01-30-2018 12:37 AM

Honey. Your body would rather metabolize that than the alcohol (which is the cause of the hangover).

_Richard_ 01-30-2018 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22185819)
The instant cure is to take 50 really deep breaths while being in a squatting position this will oxygenate your blood and then quickly stand up and create pressure in your head by blowing out air out of your mouth while trying to prevent it from leaving you mouth with your hand...it should feel like you are blowing up a rubber thermos bottle...build lots of pressure in your head

The hangover will instantly be alleviated because now you have a much bigger problem and you have to concentrate just to stay alive...the hangover will return in 10 seconds but it will be a drastic improvement in comparison to what you just went through...

You're welcome...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

davidCRM 01-30-2018 01:18 AM

there is none.
you're dead for a day.

Matyko 01-30-2018 01:34 AM

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PornDiscounts-V 01-30-2018 02:15 AM

First... Have a bloody beer before going to bed. V8 juice and something relaxed like Coors Light.

If you do wake up the next day fucked up.

Bloody beer, plus Marchuran chicken noodles. Do not use Cup of Noodles. It tastes like styrofoam. Has to be Marchuran. Shrimp can work too. Spicy shrimp if you are a spicy kind of person.

Now you need potassium. Bananas or orange juice are good sources. Also potatoes.

If still not 100%, another bloody beer.

All the while, drink lots of water.

By now you should be able to toss back Jack Daniels. If not, there is no hope.

PornDiscounts-V 01-30-2018 02:22 AM

My take on wine...

Go to Stater Bros if in socal. Buy bottles in large quantities. They give you 30% off for four, sometimes 40% off on six. Get decent brands. Federalist, murffey goodie (only twist off I'll drink), anything in the $8+ range, which will be much less with the discount. Other stores do this same deal in other places of the world.

Stick to Pinot noir and Cabernet Sauvignon. Don't do white wines for lots of drinking. You will hate yourself because of the sugars.

Black box if you have to and have lots of drinking to do.

The more you spend, the less fucked up tomorrow will be. But with 40% off deals you can get some really nice shit.

Same goes with tequila. Spend more, hate less.

Vodka: Chopin, belvedere. Only

JasmineNoirr 01-30-2018 04:16 AM

A lot of water with lemon and lime works for me

CaptainHowdy 01-30-2018 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornDiscounts-V (Post 22186143)
Spend more, hate less.

That's a boatload of bacchic wisdom, PornDiscounts-V!

BigFurry 01-30-2018 07:21 AM

Something simple to eat like crackers, water, aspirin, hot soup, coffee, shower.

And the miracle cure is sex. ;)

Konda 01-30-2018 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22185273)
A bloody sunday evening filled with cheap wine and even cheaper beer. Woke up dead and my usual cure of scrambled eggs is cancelled because all my huevos are rotten (the smell almost made me faint).

Care to share an alternative remedy??

I'm an expert, I'm a nightlife lover and go out multiple times a week and have been doing so for over 20 years.

- get a proper meal before you start drinking
- don't mix different alcohol, if you stick with 1 drink the whole night the hangover will be less
- don't drink cheap wine/beer/liquor, it really makes the hangover worse
- drink 1 glass of water after each glass of alcohol, it makes you pee more but it really works so it's worth it
- if you are into coke, take a bump now and then throughout the night, it always results in far less hangover for some reason
- when you get home drink more water and take a paracetamol and go to sleep
- as soon as you wake up drink more water and take another paracetamol if you feel heavy headed

This is my routine and I am never hangover and function completely fine the next day.

just a punk 01-30-2018 08:30 AM

1) Two shots of vodka and you will be totally renewed. Just not more than that, because otherwise you are risking to get drunk again... And a good meal after that, of course.

http://bm.img.com.ua/nxs/img/prikol/...483_860453.jpg

2) Also in Russia we are used to cure handover by drinking cabbage brine. Some prefer a cucumber pickle, but it's less effective.

http://sovkusom.ru/wp-content/upload...-rassola/3.jpg

3) Or Tan and Kumis:

http://goldniva.ru/upload/resizer2/2...11c03f55c8.jpg

Choose the one which you prefer more :)

P.S. The 1st method is the most effective by a combine effect on your body. During the night you liver turns the booze into various toxins, including methanol. As you should know the best antidote to methanol is ethanol. So two shots of Vodka on the morning will help you to detox (sounds weird, but that's true). The second problem of hangover is headache, high body pressure and possible problems with heart (up to heard attack). That's because you are heaving a vasospasm. And here Vodka is also your rescue ranger, because it dilates blood vessels and relieves spasm. Plus to all of that it has a strong sedative effect. So "similia similibus curantur" :)

2MuchMark 01-30-2018 09:13 AM

Just be smart.

If you plan to drink a few pitchers with your friends, drink lots of water too. Be sure to eat. The next day your hangover won't be quite as bad. Drink water when you wake up and toss down a couple of Advils (2 max). Eat breakfast and you'll feel better. For some reason, a GREASY breakfast like Bacon & Eggs, especially if the Eggs are fried in the same pan the bacon was fried in, really destroys my hangover. Mmm..hungry now.

Denny 01-30-2018 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Konda (Post 22186363)
I'm an expert, I'm a nightlife lover and go out multiple times a week and have been doing so for over 20 years.

- get a proper meal before you start drinking
- don't mix different alcohol, if you stick with 1 drink the whole night the hangover will be less
- don't drink cheap wine/beer/liquor, it really makes the hangover worse
- drink 1 glass of water after each glass of alcohol, it makes you pee more but it really works so it's worth it
- if you are into coke, take a bump now and then throughout the night, it always results in far less hangover for some reason
- when you get home drink more water and take a paracetamol and go to sleep
- as soon as you wake up drink more water and take another paracetamol if you feel heavy headed

This is my routine and I am never hangover and function completely fine the next day.

Yep, I can agree with these.

bronco67 01-30-2018 10:17 AM

I don't know if I really believe in a cure for a hangover...but I will say that the few times I've had a hangover, I followed someone's advice about having a greasy bacon egg and cheese sandwich washed down with a whole bottle of Gatorade.

It definitely helped make me feel better every time I did that.

zerovic 01-30-2018 02:14 PM

Vitamin C and Magnesium pills along with Magnesium carbon tablets helps. Helps me all the time.

CaptainHowdy 01-31-2018 08:15 AM

Lots of drinking gymnasts in here :pimp ...

just a punk 01-31-2018 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22187695)
Lots of drinking gymnasts in here :pimp ...

Gymnasts? Ha! Olympic Champions!

CaptainHowdy 02-02-2018 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22187715)
Gymnasts? Ha! Olympic Champions!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

At the gates of the weekend this thread will come in handy to some (myself included) ...

bns666 02-02-2018 11:37 AM

weekend is coming, all hangover cures considered :thumbsup

thirdworldxxx 02-02-2018 12:57 PM

Peruvian ceviche always does it for me

Paul&John 02-02-2018 01:04 PM

nothing helps for me :(

theS2O 02-03-2018 10:32 AM

I just drink lots of water. :)


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