Why can't I fucking sleep
 

The more I work, the harder it is to sleep...going on 16 hours now...I even tried jerking off, & I'm still wide awake. For the love of fuck, shitballs

Take two nyquil, you will be out within 6 minutes.

That used to work for me, but the last time I was sick I took some, passed out for 30 minutes, then sprung awake, wired as fuck for the rest of the night...weird shit.

read a book in bed you'll sleep in two minutes:glugglug

nyquil :thumbsup

I can't sleep if my mind is still active, so the more I work or the more I worry the more screwed up my sleep patterns get. Then I start to think about why I can't stop thinking enough to fall asleep. Chill, step away from the keyboard and so something else until your brain relaxes.

I thought I was the only one.... It makes me pass out and then I'm up for a good 10 hour bouncing off the walls. (Body is tired but the Brain just won't shut down.)

phsyical activity should get you sleepy

Try slapping the salami once again !!!

Buy some melatonin. It promotes healthy sleep patterns

day 1 xanax before bed
day 2 valume
day 3 repeat cycle

this helps prevent addiction....

and i think i will kill myself if i ever stop this 123 cycle :winkwink:

oh, and if you stay away from crack that usually helps too... forgot to add that...

I have that problem... I found that waking up at 7-8am instead of noon helps getting to sleep at a decent hour..

Putting down the crack pipe and untying the teenage girl always works for me.:winkwink:

having a good wank before you goto sleep should produce enough in your system unless your horomones are way out of whack.

WEED MAN !!! it is the magical cure all herb...