If you had a daughter woudl you...
 

If you had a daughter woudl you....let her go out with ayoung buck stallion guido like myself?

never.

Have a single one of you 3000+ posts been webmaster related?
ZoiNk

If he treated her nice and was respectful. I wouldnt care.

hell no, especailly since their known to be into bukakke

maybe like 5

I gave up bukkake weeks ago. All that protein is not healthy

When my daughter is old enough to date, if I see anyone who even looks remotely like you, I'll shoot them before they reach the end of the driveway :P

My daughter is 7 years old. She already has underwear with your name stitched on the front that I gave her for Christmas. I print your worhtless posts and read them to her every night before she goes to bed.

Just last night she asked me what bukakke was I told her "don't worry dear, someday juicylinks will show you...go to sleep now". It's so nice to see her desire to learn. By the time she is 18, she will make you very happy. She spends countless hours in front of a mirror. She says she's looking for the best camera angles, but I'm not sure what she means by that.

The babysitter that comes over twice a week, who is also a hermaphrodite, tries her/his best to satisfy our daughters hunger for more knowledge about you. The sitter has made a scrapbook containing all of the pictures of yourself that you have posted on GFY. We call the book "Guido Files". It's laminated pages have made it a favorite at bathtime.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that we are trying to raise the perfect lover for King Juicylinks. Hopefully you will make us proud by coming over when she turns 18 to bust her cherry out of wedlock.

Sincerely,
MuleScrote


PS - You should see how this little girl can smash a thighmaster!!

:thumbsup

Why? wouldnt you want to your to experience the loving aguido can give her?

:eek7
wtf?

my daughters? Dating? Anyone? hahahahaha not fucking likely.

Juicylinks you're a dirty bastard and I like it!

DH

WTF ? I scrub my balls everyday , and clean the tip of my glans , even under the head twice a day. I am immaculate

Hahhahhahah this made me pee myself laughing.

Naw. I want her to be one of those hot untouchable lesbians :P It's true what they say, when you have a son, you worry about one prick.. When you have a daughter, you worry about every prick in the country.

Well, I would let you date my son... but if ever... if ever you hurt his feeling, I'll personally go to New York and kill you!

p.s. he is into bukkake too!

Hey, what do you mean... every guys are pricks???

juicy did you hook up with that online chick?

Now thats one of the most disturbing things I have read on this board.

I am chatting with her on AIM for the last few days. I am give it a little longer till she gets al;ittle more comfortable then unleash my sizzzzzzzle on her

Hell NO!!!

I would only let her go out with people that can spell correctly.

mmm... online check... yeah we hooked up, got declined though :(

How about someone that can fill her hole up with a tender piece of cock that will have her gagging all the way to the emergency room?

Only if you give the black stallion back his dick...

No. I'm hoping and praying that my daughter grows up to be a dyke, just like her mommy...at least I wouldn't have to worry about her getting knocked up by accident.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Not my little girl

never ever

I've just tried to steer her away from jerks and assholes, which of course has meant steering her away from guidos.