Content Blowout MegaSale - 110% OFF ENTIRE STOCK
 

EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!! GOING OUT FOR BUSINESS SALE!

We're selling the entire inventory, photos and videos, we're selling over 1,000 sets already exclusively shot and sold to some of the top paysites in the biz. If you're a client, don't worry, we're going to take this money and put it towards new shoots for you. Don't whine either, NOBODY LIKES A CRYBABY!!!

Oh wait, I said 110% off - THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO PAY YOU TO TAKE IT OFF OUR HANDS! We need the space to make room to store the new money.

Thank you for your patronage!

do you pay by wire, or only check?

Waitaminute, this is'nt computing, Mutt.

Priceless! :1orglaugh

What the hell is the deal here, doesn't make much sense.

Uhh..

quiet is the man. He gets 120% off!

Wire, check, e-gold, baseball trading cards, Paypal, you choose how you want to get paid.

I'll take my by PayPal. However I still wonder what the hell you are talking about.

Can you put a hit on somebody for me as my payment?

Paypal me, I'll take everything.

Sure, there is a thread here tonight about the Mafia. I'm sure there are hitmen who will work cheap. Are there any hitmen brokers here? Maybe that guy who had the web design broker business has branched out in the last few months.

Alas, this be the post of a drunken man.

Alright here's what we'll do, you can pay Aaron for about $3000 worth of content and then Aaron you can pay me and I'll get my cousin Sal in Jersey to handle your bidness. Sounds like a plan!:ak47:

i want to order duplicates so it works out to 1 MILLION DOLLARS of content.

:glugglug

I'll take everything you've got...and I want your first born too.

Mutt, I'm not taking your pictures/money unless I get your dog, too. The pictures and money are such a great responsibility, I need to get something out of the deal.

I can't afford it.

Right on, great deal :thumbsup

So, if I take all your content...how much will you send me? How much will you give me to take your car? And would you throw your wife or girlfriend into the deal as well?:winkwink:

Sly my dog is a 13 1/2 year old golden retriever. She has hips so bad that i have to carry 87 pounds up and down three flights of stairs to take her outside 4 times a day. Vet bills in the last year are close to 3 grand. SHE'S ALL YOURS!!!


nah.......i wouldn't give her away for the world. she's human, better than most humans.

you're a marketing and financial genious! rock on brotha! when's the IPO?