Online dating etiqutte/rules?????
 

Ok help a guido out here.

Some broad has been iming me on aol. She saw my profile on a dating site. Ok i never did this shit before. Usually in real life when i bs with abroad I ask her "Why dont we go out sometime...bla bla bla... give me yournumber and so on.


When is it the norm to be like so babe lets meet somewhere , get some drinks and so on.??

Talk on the phone early on, and meet in a public place as soon as you can. Because she's probably fake.

tell your going out and if she wants to keep talking to you, she'll meet you, YOU NAME THE PLACE.

make sure its not a place you NORMALLY go to.

hook it up, and see how it goes.

always call the shots, and stay 2 steps ahead.

:glugglug

Avoid online women like te plague! I was stuck with one for 2 and a half years and it was pure hell!

let me know how things turn out-I've spoken to a few of those girls on the phone, but they were out of my local area-ask to meet in a public place in your town and see if she agrees

Within the first 5 minutes... :winkwink:

Show her a pic of your manhood
http://www.xxxwebcam.net/images/smalldick.jpg

Chick lives like 15 min away from me, she is 23 yrs old I am gonna be 27 yrs old. I like young and ripe broads yum yum yum

anymore advice my fellow stallions?

Don't meet her unless she enjoys bukkake. Number One rule to being a guido playa.

good luck-I'm trying to land a girl 16(legal here)-18-so I know how you feel

dont make the mistake of asking.... its like selling cars or anything else.... assume the sale.

tell here where you're going and what time and tell her to come with you. make it look like if she doesnt go that you're going anyways and it will be HER loss.

talk to her on the phones ASAP... its probably a boy guido

Take her to Mcdonalds drive through and then some anal after dinner:glugglug

Before meeting insist on a live webcam connect with her so you can see she is the same girl in the pics.

I had one girl who sent me pics from when she was over 10 years younger and in that time she had gotten whale size.

Coffee Shop Works alot .......

:Graucho

I would say when she starts getting personal with you ask her to a coffee shop ... after that depending on the type of girl 2 weeks you be hitting the pussy

I have heard many stories like that

I wouldn't go that far.. might piss her off even if she's what she says she is.

Best thing to do is have her tell you what she'll be wearing at the coffee shop.. then all you have to do is peek in the window and decide whether to run or not.

LMFSYGAO

Laugh My Fucking Sexy Guido Ass Off

a guy i know does this, seems to work well........

tell the bitch you want to meet her at some kind of coffee shop where there are large stools right near the window, and tell her to wait there - then do a driveby in your car and if she's ugly then bounceeee, you dont even have to come out of your car! if she look decent then go inside and buy the nasty filthy whore a muffin

:thumbsup

Rules of online dating (the basics)...

If they are a minger when you meet up with them fuck em anyway and deny it afterwards.

ALWAYS fuck on the first time you meet (lets face it a shite like you aint gonna have no second chance lol)

NEVER exchange your real phone number - Always give them your best mates :thumbsup

MAKE SURE you meet in a quite place not some stupid public place where anyone could follow you and see the minger you have been jerking off to online for the last 3 months.

ALWAYS use a rubber - you dont know how many other people they have fucked that day from the AOL chatroom.

NEVER give them your credit card - This means they are a hooker just n case ya were to thick to realize :thumbsup

MAKE SURE if she turns out to be a tranny you get a good fuck anyway - no one will find out :thumbsup

Hope these basic rules of internet stalking... err.... dating help ya out :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee