I sell short frisbee thing
 

it's the next frisbee for only $19.95!!!

It needs assembly, but every high tech thing does nowadays.

it's capable of total stealth or total detectability for indefinite periods of time....meaning, either you see the shit or you dont!

it can remain suspended indefinitely...it will never come down!!

it's capable of remaining inverted indefinitely...it's upside down! frickin wow!

it's freaking waterproof! guys, it's a frisbee that's waterproof!! hello!!

it's capable of passing through any airport security technology without detection....who wants to have to show some security fuck their frisbee!

it could save you anywhere from the 19.95 you paid for it up to your life.. marriage.. home.....it's the frisbee that cares and can substitute for a real marriage counselor!!

Every mother, father, man, woman, child, doctor. pilot, and total fucking idiot could use one right now.....because every fucking person i know wants a frisbee mofo!

it can operate without power indefinitely....remember those frisbees that required batteries? pieces of shit they were! this one is so much better!

Already capable of supporting over 10,000 (rough estimates) electronic devices without any perm. modificaitons......it's a frisbee with a powerstrip!!! isnt that so fucking cool!

Will instantly solve a problem that has plagued hundreds of thousands of americans for years.....no more gay men walking the streets! they will all be playing with their frisbees in the park!!

It can save lives and avoid costly mistakes...because it's a frisbee yo.

It is equally useful at home, in the air, underwater or in the battlefield...because of that powerstrip....are you even paying attention?

It is capable of disappearing without leaving any trace as to what it was or what it's intended purpose was.....ninja frisbee! just in case bush declares war on fun!!

And it came about totally by accident out of a fit of anger and total frustration....i was sticking peanut butter up my ass when the cap fell on the floor so i threw it and it landed on my computers powerstrip and melted to it and started to glow....i then kicked it and it took off and started flying and then it disappeared so i couldnt see it anymore.
ninja frisbee was born!!!

bored?

how did you know?

just a hunch...

Need patent info? :Graucho

nah, i have no need to patent it.
with everyone from gfy sending $19.95 to my paypal account i'll be rich in no time. :Graucho

I think you should name it "SWOIT-floater"