so who is drunk right now???
 

i am :thumbsup

enjoying a couple of cold heineken's... too busy to get drunk right now.

:glugglug

I have been drinking for 2 weeks, gotta finally settle down and get some work done. Dooooooh!

DH

im gonna get good and smashed tomorrow at the hornets/sixers game...

im so pissy drunk right now.

its near 3 am, and theres no way ill fall anytime soon.

'try an fucking kill me, put me out of this pain.'

ive started wishing violence upon myself, it feels good.

:glugglug

FUCK JESUS: PLAY 100 DEMONS.
FUCK JESUS: PLAY 100 DEMONS.
FUCK JESUS: PLAY 100 DEMONS.
FUCK JESUS: PLAY 100 DEMONS.
FUCK JESUS: PLAY 100 DEMONS.
FUCK JESUS: PLAY 100 DEMONS.
FUCK JESUS: PLAY 100 DEMONS.
FUCK JESUS: PLAY 100 DEMONS.
FUCK JESUS: PLAY 100 DEMONS.

I wish I was drunk. But I'm only ill. Feels much like a hangover.

Not I.
Just happily disheveled.:thumbsup

you should go suck on the hubby for us real quick. send us some pics. hahaha

'another generation in another street fight.'

:glugglug

SO drunk.

i haven't even had a drink since 1030 pm - pst - it's 3am -

and i'm still soooooooo trashed

hahaha what the hell are you talking about bitch?

bitch you know what i'm talking about

it's soo sad... i drink at least a 2 liter a day of soda

but vodka comes in 750 ml and 1.75 liters.... if i drank 2 liters of vodka - i would die. i'm sad

its ok i will get you a tissue if you keep crying bitch. but if you keep acting like a bitch then i am going to slap you like a bitch.

how many drinks did you have tonight - F A G

I am I am

two sips of gin and juice B I T C H ! ! ! ! ! :1orglaugh

None for you.:321GFY

TALA i think you posted on the BB!Q page - are you in the northwest>?

my name is fuck you
my site is fuck you
my email is fuck you
my icq is fuck you
my phone is fuck you

thanks and please register me for the bbq,
fuck you


alright this is BULL SHIT

Sadly not anymore. Had to leave in 2001. god I miss the Seattle area. Good peeps, loved the climate.

Sorry, can't make it. :(

yeah no kidding who the fuck is that guy? what a dick, you would think that an adult webmaster would be somewhat reasonable. but how do you say FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! hahahahaha

<b>Hangover rating system </b>

One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak &fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavoured schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover, (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now....


THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK :

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

Hung over

ohhhh.... my gut hurts,,,,,,,da pain

*** :glugglug