Kids and shit bots
 

Hipothetically speaking: A malicious non-trader decides to fuck up your traffice trades by using a shit bot on all of your trading sites 24X7.
This, of course can be done in such a way to make you look a cheat and your trading partners a cheat.
Through various means, you find out who is doing this -
What would you do to the person(s)
1) Shoot him?
2) Rip his arms off and slap him around the face with the soggy ends?
3) ?
What would you do?

If that is your face, it would look pretty cool underneath my boot

I'd have him bend over, spread his man-pussy, and make him enjoy some hard unlubed man-loving.

Oh, and then I'd find out who he is, and tell him he has exactly 15 minutes to stop the shit before reporting him to the police.

Wrap your cock in sandpaper (glass side out) before ramming in!

I know who he is - But proving it is something else.

black ski mask and an aluminum baseball bat

just take his watch and wallet, the cops will think it's a mugging gone bad

Well, try and find out if he wants to risk jailtime. This shit officially falls under the same laws as hacking, and can be punished severely.
Let him know that, and bluff a little.

This guy hacks - runs 30+ web sites and is very well known -
I took him to the Police once before for hacking - In Poland, money talks and Police are poor.