From one Uzbekistani to Another..
 

I would have liked to say to my brother Sayfullo Saipov. You never was very good at driving and I told you to stay on the roads and off the paths.

Previously you were Indian who enriched UK.

Never every been Indian. You have me mistaken n for someone else boy.

I would challenge you (not 100 percent certain, of course), but GFY search function is broken.

What is your favorite building in Tashkent, and why? Don't try to google it, it will be obvious. If your really Uzbek, you'll have a good answer.

I am a poor farmers boy
I have never been to Tash (except for the airport)

Are you enriching UK?

Yes I am. Both my families are making UK welcome. We work hard and my other families are accepting of my hard earned monies back home.

I call bullshit - you have to go through Tashkent to get to the airport. Ok, what fruit do rural Uzbeks like the best? What do they grow?