What are women good for besides sex?
 

I'm tryin to think...

cleaning the house

what an ignorant fuck you are.

Well....my woman mows the yard, washes and waxes my SUV, cleans the house, and does my laundry.

I don't have much to complain about :thumbsup

:glugglug

you know what the fuck i'm saying?

cooking

yeah, nothing worth while.

At least back up your fucking argument.

There's an oxymoron.

My girl does the dishes, washes the laundry, walks the dog, cooks, massages me, drives me from point a to point b when I'm wasted beyond any control. gives me head, works fulltime to support my adult hobby... and that's about all that lazy bitch does.

That one was placed for you.

Um, right, I haven't been here all nite so dont be trying that shit.

Just because you're the smartest of the girls doesn't mean you can see the future like I can...

They're good for changing the channel when the remote is lost or broke and getting refills on your drink.

thats a fuckin keeper right there :thumbsup

fucker

I hope you're talking about her. :glugglug

in all realness giving life to a new generation and i luv em' for that, and also eye candy:thumbsup

Hmmmm, you been sending those Ms Cleo emails again ;)

head and taking charges!...j/p

besides that my girl takes care of damn near my every need(almost like a mother would do). dont know what i would do without my girl.

Funny this pic was posted. Myself and Rodent from ReliableServers.net were having lunch at a food joing down here in ornge county and here her and her mom are right in front of us ordering. No one would have known, she wasnt dressed in her punk stage look she portrays on stage. Just a normal chick jeans, small tshirt and guess who paid for lunch... Her mom did lol..

all you ppl have women that clean and stuff... wtf.. mine 'manages' the maid, the chef, and the messenger.... grrrrr

Yeah, but my GF can't afford to pay for those. :glugglug

They turn this....
http://www.peacefulpastures.com/phot...eak-rib-lg.jpg

In to this
http://www.o-reading.co.uk/eating/pi...teak_chips.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

running porn sites, apparently

They can shave your bank account in no time. Effect are better if you give them a visa CC and send them to <PUT-A-RANDOM-SHOP-HERE>

Please don't hurt yourself. Some ppl can't think, and you are just one of them :D

Andre

Women can do everything men can do and then some.

They have intelligence, creativity, compassion and wisdom in many ways that men lack.

Without women you wouldn't be here.

They sacrifice for the 9 months they carry and produce your child inside their bodies. And then continue giving up a lot of things they could be doing to care for and raise your children.

They are all the things that are the most beautiful in the world.

Some women are not so beautiful

I want 10000 wives and 10000 sons.

Hmm I am trying to think

What are men godd for beside sex?:winkwink:

as much as nothing :P (j/k)

Ha you beat me to it!

Problem is 99.9% of men aren't even good at that!!! So I guess women are better than men :)

Your woman reads this board, and knows your nick.. right?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bravo!!! La Girl ! damnnnI could not said it better me self lolol

I guess we can't put all men in the same categorie and woman either... They are some still some good men and woman out there ...

I still prefer being single now... easier... Freedom is delicious !:winkwink:

that's how i inherit the earth

My last girlfriend couldn't even clean or do laundry. I had to do both, and now I've become a neat freak because of it.

Fuck you Charlotte, wherever you are. (I know whereever it is, it will be dirty with stacks of laundry on the floor)

Yeah, why aren't there any female prognosticators that aren't fake? Very few female inventors. I've met a girl or two who could out code me, but so far none who could model the future in their imagination in this way. I'm pretty sure it's not the hormones, but a lack of certain elements of experience (for example, a lot of mathematic insights are acheived before pubescence ever hits).

And then there's that tarot shit. It's like penis envy.

Are mediums mediums, or is it media?

I'm good at picking up other women, and umm.. taking naked pictures of women.. and I do the domestic shtuff too.

they play mind games and make everyday life a confusing hell of "does this make me look fat" questions. but if they only knew the true pwoer their vagina held. :winkwink:

If you're saying something like that, you're obviously just another asshole who has never had a decent relatipnship.

if it werent for the women who pose nude, where would your money source come from and how would you play those online games all day? :)

I bet labret could answer that.

ok, put your globe down..your momma is calling you for breakfast..its time to go to school young man.:1orglaugh

some can cook quite well

If it werent for women where would we be today?

In the garden of Eden laying back and sipping on melon.