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Sarah_Jayne 04-24-2003 01:27 PM

can you beat my crap ass day?
 
so, I wake up extra early because my husband shakes me and tells me for the second time in a week he is on his way to the emergency room because he this swollen joints he had last week came back and he is in amazing pain. So, I get what clothes I can slap together on and go with him. He is give meds, told he will be okay but that he will flare up from time to time until it is gone.

Then I come home to find our cat has decided to tip over our rubbish and make sure it is spread nicely around the house.

Then, i call my bank to check my balance as I frequently do to find out all the bills and everything that normally come out over the the time Easter was came out at once and that one of them - the big bill of course - double charged me. Spent hours on the phone trying to get people to call me back and of course no one has.

Of course, when you have a next to nothing balance what you need is a friend to announce that he is coming over to stay next week. Haven't seen him in years - would love to see him - but still, today not a good day to tell me.

Then, I remember I forgot my grandmother's birthday.

Considering finshing work and crawiling under the covers and hoping it all goes away tomorrow.

So - can anyone beat that today?

galleryseek 04-24-2003 01:29 PM

yeah, i wasted my time reading this thread :winkwink:

Sarah_Jayne 04-24-2003 01:31 PM

ha - well maybe you have me beat then

Dazza 04-24-2003 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by galleryseek
yeah, i wasted my time reading this thread :winkwink:
ditto

gornyhuy 04-24-2003 03:03 PM

Did you just ask me to eat your crab infested ass?

Kat - Fast 04-24-2003 03:14 PM

I had to ride from Cleethorpes (east coast) to Liverpool (west coast) for a 15 minute chat :feels-hot

Fletch XXX 04-24-2003 03:17 PM

ive had a good day.

detoxed 04-24-2003 03:20 PM

im stoned

Sarah_Jayne 04-24-2003 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Did you just ask me to eat your crab infested ass?
no darling, your dreams have not come true just yet ;)

asuna 04-24-2003 03:27 PM

I went car shopping today, does that count?

traffictrader 04-24-2003 03:30 PM

everyday of my life is worse than the day before it, so everyday you see me, you are seeing me on the worst day of my life.

prostock 04-24-2003 03:32 PM

I still have my lung cancer and the doc told me today it still not left the lungs and now keeps more less fucking beging me to let him freaking cutt me open to take the shit and i just cannt get my self to say yes !!!

so i have you beat
:( :glugglug :winkwink:

Sarah_Jayne 04-24-2003 03:34 PM

fair enough :(

jas1552 04-24-2003 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by prostock
I still have my lung cancer and the doc told me today it still not left the lungs and now keeps more less fucking beging me to let him freaking cutt me open to take the shit and i just cannt get my self to say yes !!!

so i have you beat
:( :glugglug :winkwink:

Dude you'd better hurry up and get that shit cut out before it spreads everywhere.

Gutterboy 04-24-2003 03:41 PM

I had a homoerotic dream about TeenGodFather last night.

:(

And I enjoyed it

:( :(

Beat that :winkwink:

Sarah_Jayne 04-24-2003 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy
I had a homoerotic dream about TeenGodFather last night.

:(

And I enjoyed it

:( :(

Beat that :winkwink:

sounds hot to me...was he wearing his tiara?

MiLo 04-24-2003 04:03 PM

Having a good day so far. should pick up in a couple of hours.

And the weekend is going to rock for sure! Playing two gigs.

beemk 04-24-2003 04:06 PM

dont think i can

Gutterboy 04-24-2003 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc


sounds hot to me...was he wearing his tiara?

.. and the clown makeup

Sarah_Jayne 04-24-2003 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy


.. and the clown makeup

did you smear his lipstick?

dapproid 04-24-2003 04:15 PM

The weather around here's kind of nasty, bringing your temper down.

High Quality 04-24-2003 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by traffictrader
everyday of my life is worse than the day before it, so everyday you see me, you are seeing me on the worst day of my life.
Is today the worst day of your life?

Yeah, it is.

Wow, thats pretty messed up.

European Lee 04-24-2003 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kat
I had to ride from Cleethorpes (east coast) to Liverpool (west coast) for a 15 minute chat :feels-hot
DAMN!!

I wouldnt wish THAT on my worst enemy lol

Regards,

Lee

Sarah_Jayne 04-25-2003 01:50 AM

okay well it is only 9:43 am but appear that a good night's sleep has shaken the crapness. Hope it has for the rest of you and that Kat didn't have to go to Liverpool to do nothing ( required 80's song reference).

kmanrox 04-25-2003 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
im stoned
i passed out stoned last night whilst watchin Saving Grace

:thumbsup

Sarah_Jayne 04-25-2003 02:27 AM

sounds fair enough...did you cry when they set the stash on fire? I swear I saw a tear in my husband's eye.

lovefucking 04-25-2003 02:33 AM

cat?
isn't that one type of meat for dinner?

Dragon+Tiger+Phoenix(snake+cat+chicken)= delicious

lovefucking 04-25-2003 02:35 AM

my Q is how does one piece of meat tip over a rubbish?

Sarah_Jayne 04-25-2003 02:37 AM

are you high too?


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