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mineistaken 09-15-2017 03:53 PM

I went mushrooming, picture of what I got :)
 
It is that time of the year! One time per year I like to go mushrooming.
This is what I got:
https://imgur.com/a/mtv9z

Delicious dinner :thumbsup

Bladewire 09-15-2017 03:55 PM

There's gotta be at least one poison mushroom in that batch.

CaptainHowdy 09-15-2017 03:58 PM

Can you trip with any of those??

mineistaken 09-15-2017 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22001255)
Can you trip with any of those??

As you might know I am the kind of guy to never (never say never) try drugs (or hallucinogen mushrooms). So the answer is no :)

Bladewire 09-15-2017 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22001255)
Can you trip with any of those??

That didn't even cross my mind :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 09-15-2017 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 22001261)
As you might know I am the kind of guy to never (never say never) try drugs (or hallucinogen mushrooms). So the answer is no :)

I know and that's why I ask, it's just for the safety of your soul :).

mineistaken 09-15-2017 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22001269)
I know and that's why I ask, it's just for the safety of your soul :).

I saw many of these:
https://honest-food.net/eating-santas-shroom/

Apparently people eat them (this guy did not trip, but he writes those who boiled in lower amount of water did) for fun :1orglaugh

And I appreciate your concern for my soul's safety :thumbsup

Spunky 09-15-2017 05:26 PM

Although tempting to pick my own, I'd rather just get them from the store

mineistaken 09-15-2017 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 22001425)
Although tempting to pick my own, I'd rather just get them from the store

What about fishing?

bigPunk 09-15-2017 06:56 PM

Mushrooms are the best!🍄

Diomed 09-15-2017 07:16 PM

That's an impressive skill.

What I want to know is how the hell did man originally learn to differentiate between the two half a world apart.

Convergent evolution perhaps.. or maybe Jung was right and some info is passed down via genes in a non typical evolutionary way.

How many tasters had to die?

baddog 09-15-2017 07:31 PM

No morels?

ilnjscb 09-15-2017 08:21 PM

Now I want to go mushrooming

Spunky 09-15-2017 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 22001445)
What about fishing?

People are paid to supply fish to the market with the mushrooms

onwebcam 09-15-2017 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 22001581)
That's an impressive skill.

What I want to know is how the hell did man originally learn to differentiate between the two half a world apart.

Convergent evolution perhaps.. or maybe Jung was right and some info is passed down via genes in a non typical evolutionary way.

How many tasters had to die?

I'm pretty sure it went something like this. "i dare you to eat it" and "uh oh"

BaldBastard 09-15-2017 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 22001245)
It is that time of the year! One time per year I like to go mushrooming.
This is what I got:
https://imgur.com/a/mtv9z

Delicious dinner :thumbsup

Drools over your selection.! How do you cook them?

We do where we pick them, campfire, lots of butter and garlic in a pan, cook the mushrooms, toast some bread on the open flame, smother it in the mushrooms, hit that with a few grinds of black pepper.

bliss.

Manfap 09-16-2017 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22001597)
No morels?

They're spring mushroms, not autumn.

Paul Markham 09-16-2017 03:33 AM

Nothing beats wild mushrooms.

seeandsee 09-16-2017 03:41 AM

muchroom my willy

mineistaken 09-16-2017 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22001757)
Drools over your selection.! How do you cook them?

We do where we pick them, campfire, lots of butter and garlic in a pan, cook the mushrooms, toast some bread on the open flame, smother it in the mushrooms, hit that with a few grinds of black pepper.

bliss.

I imagine preparing them where you find them next to the fire is amazing.

I cooked them at home, similar recipe to yours, although I boiled them before pan frying. I don't know I boil them before frying, I was thought so. Maybe because not all mushrooms taste well if you just fry them, som needs a bit of boiling before, not sure.
Anyway after boiling for 10 minutes I put them in the pan, add butter and cook, then add some herbs, onions, sour cream optional. And eat them with some potatoes.

ErectMedia 09-16-2017 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22001249)
There's gotta be at least one poison mushroom in that batch.

:1orglaugh

I'm nature dumb would definitely die on naked and afraid trying to eat some non edible shit. :winkwink:

just a punk 09-16-2017 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 22001245)
It is that time of the year! One time per year I like to go mushrooming.
This is what I got:
https://imgur.com/a/mtv9z

Delicious dinner :thumbsup

Looks good, but why don't you embed the picture into your post? Like this:

https://i.imgur.com/xWRAXA9.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22001255)
Can you trip with any of those??

No, you can't. These are just a food.

P.S. We have 1001 recipe of cooking wild washrooms, BTW.

mineistaken 09-16-2017 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 22002079)
:1orglaugh

You can see how wishing death is becoming more common amongst "tolerant" crookedteers :(

baddog 09-16-2017 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 22001771)
They're spring mushroms, not autumn.

Got it, and they say you can't learn something new, every day.

http://www.gotbaddog.com/galleries/1...ting29_big.jpg


Personally, I don't know why people pay so much for them; I wasn't impressed at all.

http://www.gotbaddog.com/wp-content/...04/Day-115.jpg

NatalieK 09-16-2017 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22001255)
Can you trip with any of those??

nah, those ones are small and brown...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ceata_6514.jpg

https://mycotopia.net/uploads/monthl...8186914781.jpg

:thumbsup

Bladewire 09-16-2017 05:02 PM

Europe attributes spike in mushroom poisonings to foraging refugees

"In the first two weeks of September alone, there have been more than 40 reported cases of poisonings, mainly linked to thedeath cap mushroom, Amanita phalloides. The fungus is responsible for 90% of all mushroom poisoning. One or two cases in a season would be the norm. But Berndt believes the real figure could be much higher. "


mineistaken 09-16-2017 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22001597)
No morels?

Prior to last year when you or somebody else posted about them in my mushroomng thread, I had no idea about such a mushroom.
I would have simply ignored it as I ignore many of the mushrooms that I do not recognize and assume they are either crappy or inedible or even poisonous.


Things you learn on GFY :thumbsup

mikeet 09-16-2017 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 22001731)
People are paid to supply fish to the market with the mushrooms

But sometimes the mushrooms take over??

Boozer 09-16-2017 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22001249)
There's gotta be at least one poison mushroom in that batch.

I like how you went and completely changed your post.

mikeet 09-16-2017 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boozer (Post 22002763)
I like how you went and completely changed your post.

He's just a bitch who cares :winkwink:

mineistaken 09-17-2017 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 22001731)
People are paid to supply fish to the market with the mushrooms

Kind of unrelated thought - I wonder how many good mushrooms are left not picked in the forests. That must be a shit ton of food. Lets say (apocalyptic movie scenario anyone?, lol) there would be overpopulation or shortage of food. That would be the source (like picking wild mushrooms) to tap into :)

And even in not apocalyptic scenario - that is a lot of good food that goes wasted when you think about it.

bns666 09-17-2017 06:35 AM

i like to eat mushrooms, but i usually buy them from trusted stores...

BaldBastard 09-17-2017 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 22001909)
I imagine preparing them where you find them next to the fire is amazing.

I cooked them at home, similar recipe to yours, although I boiled them before pan frying. I don't know I boil them before frying, I was thought so. Maybe because not all mushrooms taste well if you just fry them, som needs a bit of boiling before, not sure.
Anyway after boiling for 10 minutes I put them in the pan, add butter and cook, then add some herbs, onions, sour cream optional. And eat them with some potatoes.

Not so lucky here in Sydney, mushrooms are few and far between. There's a few spots where they grow but most are well guarded secrets by local European communities. Place I go is free, but they only allow you to eat them there not take home. Can't really buy mushrooms here, there's lots of fresh Asian varieties but very few European greats.

I understand boiling, some are strong flavoured and tuff but for me, and it being a once a year event, cook the fukers and eat them.

Australia does have some good truffle farms, this past year was amazing, still not as good as European truffles. but ok.

Cyber Fucker 09-17-2017 09:07 AM

Bon Appétit! :thumbsup

Bladewire 09-17-2017 11:37 AM


How To Kill With A Slovak Mushroom :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Men would refuse to eat mushrooms the wife picked for fear of her trying to poison them lol

mineistaken 09-18-2017 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 22003157)
Bon Appétit! :thumbsup

Thanks, brewski :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 09-18-2017 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22003321)

How To Kill With A Slovak Mushroom :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Men would refuse to eat mushrooms the wife picked for fear of her trying to poison them lol

That's marriage (in swedish this word also means "poison") ...

Matyko 09-18-2017 07:18 AM

Infected Mushroom Goes Green


When I eat Mushrooms, I prefer this kind of music: :pimp

C H R I S 09-18-2017 07:39 AM

Nice haul, Tasty?

mineistaken 09-18-2017 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C H R I S (Post 22004435)
Nice haul, Tasty?

As per OP: delicious.
Extra placebo effect in taste: they seems to be more tasty when it is your personal haul :winkwink:

mineistaken 09-18-2017 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 22004397)
Infected Mushroom Goes Green


When I eat Mushrooms, I prefer this kind of music: :pimp

Nah, not into volunteering in damaging my brain.

PR_Glen 09-18-2017 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 22001581)
That's an impressive skill.

What I want to know is how the hell did man originally learn to differentiate between the two half a world apart.

Convergent evolution perhaps.. or maybe Jung was right and some info is passed down via genes in a non typical evolutionary way.

How many tasters had to die?

same as animals... use your sense of smell and take tiny bites to start. Deer have known what berries to avoid long before Jung came around.

Matyko 09-18-2017 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 22004811)
Nah, not into volunteering in damaging my brain.

Actually, I am a living proof that this causes 0 damage to your brain, neither other psychedelics like LSD or DMT :2 cents:
If you don't know jackshit about a topic you don't need to comment it. :pimp

Btw nice mushrooming, I would never dare to gather mushis myself, you must know them well. :thumbsup

mineistaken 09-18-2017 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 22004837)
Actually, I am a living proof that this causes 0 damage to your brain, neither other psychedelics like LSD or DMT :2 cents:
If you don't know jackshit about a topic you don't need to comment it. :pimp

Btw nice mushrooming, I would never dare to gather mushis myself, you must know them well. :thumbsup

I do not mean that you'd see super notable damage to your brain or stuff like that. The damage would be probably noticeable by doing some serious brain scan and comparing parallel universes where one you is doing drugs and one is not.
Also not only immediate damage, but damage that may influence how well your brain would work after 30-40 years etc etc.

it is not as simple as you do lsd and you notice that you are brain damaged :1orglaugh

mineistaken 09-18-2017 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 22001581)
That's an impressive skill.

Not impressive at all. I know maybe 10 good species and pick only them.
I pass lots of mushrooms that I leave that are very likely to be edible ones.
It would be impressive if I knew every single mushroom I see, but it is far from that.

For a beginner - just learn what most popular mushrooms grow in your area and try to learn 3-5 of them, that is it.

Or as simple as just learn one like Boletus edulis and only pick it.

RyuLion 09-18-2017 01:18 PM

They look yummy! Love them sauteed..
https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...eb&oe=5A132838

CaptainHowdy 09-19-2017 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 22004861)
it is not as simple as you do lsd and you notice that you are brain damaged :1orglaugh

Come on, man ...

just a punk 09-19-2017 07:15 AM

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just a punk 09-19-2017 07:35 AM

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And +1001 other dishes...

mineistaken 09-19-2017 02:47 PM

Nice dishes there!


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