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TheDynasty 09-04-2017 11:31 AM

Whole Foods Sued Rocks Inside Chicken
 
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Whole Foods says eat real food ... but one man's now ruffling feathers with a lawsuit, claiming the grocery store sold him chicken with rocks.
Dr. Albert Liu is suing Whole Foods, saying he ordered ready-to-eat Organic Naked Rotisserie Chicken in Vegas but it had 2 rocks inside the chicken's gizzard, or stomach.
In docs obtained by TMZ, Liu says he broke 2 teeth after biting into the rocks. Liu says he complained to Whole Foods and the manager apologized and told him to file a report. Liu says he did, and a different manager the next day said WF shouldn't have sold him the bird.
It's interesting ... it seems chickens do eat rocks, but they "chew" the food in their gizzard 'cause, ya know, they have no teeth.
We reached out to Whole Foods, so far no word back, but check this out. The law in most states says ... if a grocery store or restaurant sells food and something "indigenous" to the item causes injury, tough luck for the consumer. So, if you buy lobster and break your tooth on the shell, you're outta luck.
If you bite down on a foreign object -- say a nail in a steak -- then you have a case.
With the chicken, it turns out they actually eat rocks. So we're not saying Whole Foods will win, but they may have a good argument that rocks are indigenous.

http://www.tmz.com/2017/09/04/

blackmonsters 09-04-2017 03:03 PM

The rocks look like the tastiest part of that shit.

:2 cents:

Bladewire 09-04-2017 03:36 PM

In the wild chickens eat rocks to help them digest food. If the chickens were free range, rocks is to be expected.





Tasty1 09-04-2017 03:51 PM

Are they sure someone didn't put the rocks in trough the ass?

pimpmaster9000 09-04-2017 04:20 PM

Whole foods sounds gay as fuck...I bet everything is gluten free...never been to wholefoods but it sound like the place hipsters with beards buy organic Gobi beans...

Bladewire 09-04-2017 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21985452)
Whole foods sounds gay as fuck...I bet everything is gluten free...never been to wholefoods but it sound like the place hipsters with beards buy organic Gobi beans...

So eating healthy is Gay to you

CaptainHowdy 09-04-2017 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 21985368)
The rocks look like the tastiest part of that shit.

:2 cents:

Ahahahahahahahahaha!!

pimpmaster9000 09-04-2017 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21985458)
So eating healthy is Gay to you

It depends on who buys the food...if it is a dude with a fashionable hair cut and hipster beard and he is buying gluten free shit then it is gay...if there are more dudes like this in the shop then it is a gay shop/chain...

A non gay shop would involve manly men with stripey Adidas clothes not looking at the labels and shit and just grabbing random stuff...this is a manly shop...nothing is gluten free...

Bladewire 09-04-2017 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21985488)
It depends on who buys the food...if it is a dude with a fashionable hair cut and hipster beard and he is buying gluten free shit then it is gay...if there are more dudes like this in the shop then it is a gay shop/chain...

A non gay shop would involve manly men with stripey Adidas clothes not looking at the labels and shit and just grabbing random stuff...this is a manly shop...nothing is gluten free...

I think your level of Gayness today is peaking almost to boner level because equating where your dick goes to the kind of people that eat food is crazy even for you crucifissio :1orglaugh

DBS.US 09-04-2017 04:54 PM

Can you buy a rotisserie chicken with gizzard or stomach included at Whole Foods?

pimpmaster9000 09-04-2017 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21985492)
I think your level of Gayness today is peaking almost to boner level because equating where your dick goes to the kind of people that eat food is crazy even for you crucifissio :1orglaugh


I am now certain that whole foods is gay even without ever being there...

RyuLion 09-04-2017 04:58 PM

Looks like they were put on purpose..

TheDynasty 09-04-2017 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21985498)
I am now certain that whole foods is gay even without ever being there...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Paul Markham 09-05-2017 05:50 AM

Chickens eat tiny pebbles to help their digestion. They don't eat rocks.

BaldBastard 09-05-2017 07:43 AM

flesh would grow around the rocks not leave a nice smoothed out cavity.


I have seen many legs of lamb and chickens with cancer, from the outside they look perfect, it not until you cut into them that you find it, and if you roast them whole.. you would never know

yum yum

Lewis11 09-05-2017 11:19 PM

Man that's crazy

Bladewire 09-05-2017 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 21986256)
flesh would grow around the rocks not leave a nice smoothed out cavity.


I have seen many legs of lamb and chickens with cancer, from the outside they look perfect, it not until you cut into them that you find it, and if you roast them whole.. you would never know

yum yum

WTF? Yuck!

OneHungLo 09-05-2017 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21985498)
I am now certain that whole foods is gay even without ever being there...

Yeah and lots of gay rape going on too..sounds like your kinda place to hang out...no homo of course...just to check it out tho...right?? lol

Caldo 09-06-2017 06:29 AM

not looking good :Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

pimpmaster9000 09-06-2017 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 21987171)
Yeah and lots of gay rape going on too..sounds like your kinda place to hang out...no homo of course...just to check it out tho...right?? lol

american fruit and veggies are mostly spongy...big chains have a huge problem obtaining constant supply so they are forced to buy from big producers and big producers almost always have lower quality produce...now with the ban on beaners you will have even more spongy goods...one thing leads to another and you guys will start gay raping each other at whole foods even more than before :2 cents::2 cents:


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